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Sauce: https://www.firstpost.com/world/irans-official-in-charge-for-enforcing-hijab-chastity-caught-having-gay-sex-on-camera-fired-12937732.html
Aug 2, 2023 1:06 AM
HorrorMango
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Sauce: https://www.firstpost.com/world/irans-official-in-charge-for-enforcing-hijab-chastity-caught-having-gay-sex-on-camera-fired-12937732.html
Felcomic
OhIfIMust
He ded.
FormerGloriousGuyWhoCameBack
thinkstopthink
GrumpyMe
By what appendage was he suspended? IIRC they used mobile cranes during Ayatollah Khomeini's time
ObeySparky
It's always the same people, you know? The louder they scream, the more I'm thinking they got something to hide. I'm never let down, either.
NergalJester
I didn't know they had Republicans in Iran.
Heelcat70
A woman caught doing that would have had much more serious consequences than being removed from office, not that she would have been allowed to hold office.
OnyxTurret
Clearly not a fan of women
gtollie
The picture is a little blurry .. was his partner wearing a hijab? /s
beaubrent
On a sadder note, he’ll be dead in a week with that video about.
NoQuestionMarksInDeclarativeSentences
Considering his advocacy for oppression, it isn't sad. The cause can be, though.
dobroweigh
Maviyakuku
Funny as he will probably now have to seek asylum abroad.
ElbowDeepInUserSub
Welcome to Earth where the rules are made up and none of this shit actually matters but you will be treated violently due to someone else's interpretations of some book that is many centuries old.
NachtReborn
Probably why we haven't been visited by extraterrestrials.
Gomegadon
Nah we were, they gave us religion probably, aliens: "check out this prank"
marsilies
Zreen
What if we are the extraterrestrials
NoQuestionMarksInDeclarativeSentences
Then, I am born of Adam Driver
GeneralPrower
Earth is quarantined.
vlaurelrose101
LamarTrillington
Cool, I hope he's savagely, publicly beaten for it, the same way he and his enforcers beat women without hijabs.
borocanuck
If every male fucked each other, the women would be safe and no sheep would be harmed in the making of this movie.
DidItForScience
What the actual fuck?!
bourbonandbaddecisions
Oooh. Death penalty.
EscalatorCongestion
shouldn't they chop his head off in the middle of the town square, or is that just for women..?
NoQuestionMarksInDeclarativeSentences
Some areas will see him thrown from the local highest point.
redburnp
In his defense, his partner probably didn't have a beard
Casswa
WhyCantIStopArguingWithInternetTrolls
That explains it!
Cabreza
Out of a canon?
factcheckmate
Pretty sure Sharia law is death, sooo… double standards
Maulbert
Underrated comment.
Bardcrest
beat me to it
Remishnok
I think it was a Nikon
AlcoholicsAnonymousBYO
Nanoxt
Cannon, with two n's, is a long heavy gun on wheels. Lose an n and the word canon is a set of rules or traditions.
Nalianna
into the sun
ActualTttony
Well done Agent 1BDI
evilspock
Remember friends - the more vocally uptight they are about it in public - the freakier they are behind closed doors. Repression warps your mind in weird ways.
Vergenbuurg
Not quite relevant, but close enough
Spiked
It's fairly safe to assume he was anti gay
isuckatprofiles
Remember, kids, it's not gay if the other guy doesn't have a beard.
MikeReese9
Just fired? Hmm. Sus…
NoQuestionMarksInDeclarativeSentences
Some areas throw them from the highest point in town/nearby. Ya, he prolly sucked his way to safety.
witalaska4
Sex with an Imam most likely
YouWillNeverFindMe
Easy for him to tell women what to do when they're not even on his mind
Rhythmaster
Seems like he doesn't like to look at women, maybe that's why he wants them all covered up in hijabs??
spinbutton3
I hate that it is illegal to be gay in Iran too. That doesn't excuse him being an asshole tho.
DidItForScience
There's definitely women hating gays. I went to a bar up in Seattle (Rebar) where my friend was djing and the gay dudes would literally elbow women off the dancefloor. They wanted that space to be their exclusively gay space.
YouWillNeverFindMe
My take is that all groups have hateful people, I honestly expected to be downvoted to oblivion by my comment you replied to
sweetandsmokey
Went to comments to say that. Yes I agree! Why waist your time covering what you are not attracted to ... maybe eliminate "competition" LOL.
YannYacobi
Ha. The ironing is delicious.
Adozza
Nandortherelentless
We should've seen this one coming since glass houses sink ships.
straikychan
I don't think it's ironic, because that would imply that it's contrary to the reader's expectation. I don't even think it's surprising. Internalized fear from being closeted often manifests in hatred towards those who freely express their sexuality
BlueTalon
The man in charge of enforcing chastity rules was caught having sex on camera. That clearly and undoubtedly matches the definition of irony
straikychan
No. It doesn't. It's not unexpected. In fact it's exactly what I expect. It's not ironic.
schismatosis
redundancy
"Sit perfectly still, only I may dance" -Conan
ScientistHere
YannYacobi
Aforaseem
Exdeath5000
Gotta keep those hijabs ironed
YannYacobi
This is funnier than the reply I was fishing for. +1
zackingsman
What's that
YannYacobi
Quote from The Simpsons.... Bart: "the ironing is delicious" Lisa: "the word is irony" Bart: "huh?"
Hotbeebop
The irany?
Woestkonijn
Needs a t in front
Remishnok
this
lozeldatkm
The Irani Irony
ImmaCatImmaSexyCat
The word is "irony." - _-
YannYacobi
Huh? 🤭
WorkLurker
@extraupvote Little help here please?
YellowCottonDress
The ironing is…irony?
YannYacobi
Nooooo. Don't downvote this folks. It's the next line of the quote!
WorkLurker
I called for some backup
YannYacobi
Good work 👏
ImmaCatImmaSexyCat
This sexy cat appreciates you and u/YannYacobi!
seenunseen
Whoever wrote that headline should be fired.
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
Yeah, the odd punctuation creates a subordinate clause that reads "chastity caught having gay sex on camera". Who the hell is Chastity?
NoQuestionMarksInDeclarativeSentences
His stage name.
EternallyIgnorant
For real. Horribly written.
AlcoholicsAnonymousBYO
Trying to NYTish, failing. You'd think a title like FirstPost would have a more, I dunno, modern, breaking news, social-media style, not legacy newspaper style.
EternallyIgnorant
I feel like when writing a headline it would make a lot of since to run the headline by a colleague in the office or whatever, right? Wouldnt that be common practice? If I worked for a news site and someone sent me this title with no context and asked for my thoughts, I dont see how I or anyone else could respond with anything other than "You may have suffered a stroke and need to get checked out. If thats not the case, I think I am having a stroke because what you wrote just broke my brain."
EternallyIgnorant
Yeah, and like you said, failing. Its like in any industry, some people just copy long established patterns because they know "thats the way you are supposed to do it", even if they dont know why. And in some cases like this, its ALSO outdated, or out of place, which makes it come off pretentious, but since its also so poorly written its like equal parts pretentious and bumbling, which is an odd combination. Its borderline incomprehensible.
AlcoholicsAnonymousBYO
' Iran hijab official fired after sex video leak '
EternallyIgnorant
"Fired Iran sex official leaked gay chastity hijab video" /s
AlcoholicsAnonymousBYO
Or, in news headline format :