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Sep 23, 2016 10:21 AM
nileriver117
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ihavethekeytotheuniv
Can you do this with all trains? Lay down and look like a badass?
TexasRaised
Thesource85
"I like trains..."
FeykroYol
DukeBombadil
as a guy who used to do inspection work near railroads; cute but nope; trains need to maintain appropriate signal distance
KillahQueen
That was fucking beautiful
sibeh
I like trains
ab1271
Full entertainment world, read my status , click @n76oki
valiumkitty
I wish he did die..
CoolCommentGuy
Almost as fake as
dohrmiester39
It really bothers me that he keeps looking left and the train comes from the right.
psychoteletubby
but wat if boner?
Rickjamesbiotch
JC! I just banged the back of my head on the wall, sitting in a doctor's waiting room.
Geekasourusrex
I like trains...
stormtrooper412
did he ded, he ded
Whyyyymeeee
Second part happens to me all the time....very close to the end of a relationship...
MrtheOffender
I like trains................
Arceus986
DumpCritic
metal af
ThundergunHangsDong
these nigerian action movies gettin better
DerpyUserID
Whoa is that JJ Abrams over there?!
BhataktiAtma
Don't think so, I don't see any lens flare
ThtDAmbWhiteGuy
Someone else made this gif besides me?
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MikePrato
+1 for the Surfliner! Hooray, San Diego county!
Cameronkip
I see you, fellow San Diegans.
HeyHalcyon
Amtrak's Pacific Surf liner! This must be through orange county
timberdoodle5
Totally fake. Trains can't run at that speed back to back. Braking distance.
AdmiralJohn
You must be fun at parties.
Turbosnailz
KillahQueen
Anthraxwastaken
No way, Sherlock.
CodenamedPussyfoot
What and oddly clustered train schedule.
Mycologics
Hahaha I literally saw that episode like an hour ago
sweatysweetwaffles
Dammit beat me to the punch
wootnik
It's Amtrak. The following train was running 25 hours late.
BootleneckOpener
True it should have come from the left
DongSayaDae
The heavier and sturdier train keeps going.
Scytail
It's amtrak are you really that surprised?
CodenamedPussyfoot
Only that they both managed to stay on the tracks...
EverythingIsAGovernmentConspiracy
MY LEGS!!!
Aerolfoz
They just hired a pro OpenTTD player to optimize their trains.
Reyndeer
-Joe Swanson
ObviouslyNotAnFBISurveillanceVanInYourDriveway
-Michael Scott
Shmalcoholic
NOTHERRRR TRAAAAIIIINNN!!!!!
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Mml41990
JustBarelyTrolling
SendMePicturesOfYourPuppies
Is he ok ?
PopularParrots
yes.
ferrybig
Look at it frame by frame on at full screen, you can see the quality/noise level of the rails shift when the train passes by
ferrybig
This change in noise level/color indicates that 2 video's are merged together
SirFrolo
It's fake.
DontcallmeLen
And over here the trains have to run two signals gap to make sure they can stop in time.
caboops
This wasn't a real occurance.
theolz
I imagined you adjusting your glasses while reading your comment. :)
caboops
I don't want to break the illusion, but I don't wear glasses. It was more like I set down the phone washed my hands and chopped garlic.
whoareYOUlookingat
I like this user. You cut your garlic, cut it damn fine. +1
Daemoneyes
Doesn't bother me that it's fake, bothers me that people might try that out and find that there isn't enough space under modern trains..
SpadesNeil
Doesn't bother me. Clean up the gene pool.
UnsavoryCommenter
Darwin
NickNo
they find out there isn't enough space under the train and we find out there is more space in the gene pool. win-win.
TheRealDwightSchrute
*shakes head* There is PLENTY of room. You guys should totally do that. Like immediately.
Raxiel
Recently got my PTS (Track safety) card. Between tracks is ok if you can't make it to safety, but the trainer's face when someone suggested1
Raxiel
Lying between the rails was priceless. There *should* be enough room but I wouldn't bet my life on it
germandeathreggae
It's obviously America, we haven't had modern trains in decades.
fuckyouandyourwittyusername
To be fair, it's very unlikely that they'll ever actually find out.
MyCatLikesToFruitcake
Especially if the train isn't perfect and theres crap hanging down underneath!
astromek
Pretty much no modern trains has space enough for a somewhat grown human.
PorpoiseInvasion
Even if it is "perfect," you will have air hoses, brake assemblies, traction motors, and plenty other things down low.
drenix
To be honest, given current overpopulation, we should go back to the good old days of natural selection
bluetractor
It'd be like spreading jam on toast....
oakleaves
Or butter scraped over too much bread?
suiseiseki
And only half as tasty!
drakhavik
I read spreading and that immediately made this worse.
DrKriegersClone
Stupid, stupid jam.
astromek
Quite accurate.
Aura1000
As I've heard, it's actually a requirement to have enough space under trains for people to lay under in case of emergencies / idiots.
Aura1000
Correct me if I'm wrong tho
Ltserb
K. You're wrong.
Toastfrog
I dont even know if your right but that comment made me laugh
monkeysthatdrink
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rail_speed_limits_in_the_United_States
gawdeenie
This has nothing about rail heights!