MyNameIsAKillingWord
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Feb 26, 2016 7:27 PM
MyNameIsAKillingWord
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IrishIWasDrinking
Every time I ordered shrimp in a restaurant with my stepdad he and I would do this scene. We were the only ones who enjoyed it.
theresaghostinthere
Prawn**
RyanMcFlyin
What are you, brothers or something?
onedimensionalman
Nosir
eromitlab
No, we are not relations, sir.
onedimensionalman
Dammit
AshaClam17
Mash? Yeah, I guess you could grind some pills into it...
bfordj
add 1/2 cup shrimp , 2 cups milk ,1/4 cup fresh salsa , 1/4 cup cilantro ,2 cups vanilla ice cream and blend for perfect shrimp milk shake.
LiquidHotMagma
Well, I told you that if actually got a shrimp boat I would be your first mate. And I am a man of my word.
Gorillabumrush
http://cdn2.gurl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/tumblr_mmdx4viSfa1sp9fcho1_500.png
whitter86
LT DAN YOU AIN'T GOT NO LEGS
CultivatingMassMac
"Thought I'd try out my sea legs." "But you ain't got no legs, Lieutenant Dan."
nipplepanties
Yes, I know that.
eromitlab
You wrote me a letter, you idiot!
BenjaminHoffman
But if you think for a SECOND that I am calling you "sir," you got another thing comin'..
ImJustADinosaur
Fine I'll go to Bubba Gump Shrimp Co.
cogs
Please don't. It's just an airport/tourist strip ripoff concept. Even Red Lobster has better seafood.
Noccturnal
*coughs britishly* prawn
Goodthingiamunarmed
*Aussie cough* fucken oath mate.
tig3rblo0d
*swears Australianly* fucking prawns ya cunt
DrLeonardChurch
*curses South Africanly* fooking prawns, man!
kingofusersub
You don't correct bubba tht mans a national treasure
Noccturnal
the only bubba I respect is bubba Ray Dudley
TheLeagueOfExtraordinaryGentlememes
Ceviche anyone?
Pir0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9aiGLIry7g
Mexicanrockgang
aguachile
JosephGordonLevittsLeftSock
And sushi. Amaebi is raw sweet shrimp freshly killed before consumption. Scrumptious though expensive.
noamountofbirdsisenough
Sure! and don't forget Empanadas, romeritos, parrillada, tortas, al mojo de ajo, a la diabla...
thetacoslaughterhouse
La Diabla ?
DepravedSoul
I both love you for making this and hate you for making me remember Bubba's tragic end. You asshole, +1
DarthPalpatine
Forrest, I wanna go home.
Gorillabumrush
http://cdn2.gurl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/tumblr_mmdx4viSfa1sp9fcho1_500.png
MyNameIsAKillingWord
Bubba was gonna be a shrimp boat captain, but instead, he died right there by that river in Vietnam; that's all I've got to say about that.
Gorillabumrush
http://cdn2.gurl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/tumblr_mmdx4viSfa1sp9fcho1_500.png
iPickedThisNameSoYouCouldnt
Unsure if the statute of limitations for spoilers applies to classics.
RadicalDud
Kinda. There are new 15-year-olds everyday who've never seen Fight Club, Forrest Gump, Donnie Darko, and... whatever other movies there are.
DepravedSoul
"I wanna go home."
madinosaur
Pour some out for Bubba.
BillyMaysHereWithOxiClean
http://media.giphy.com/media/BCLRd79QV2Ois/giphy.gif
Gorillabumrush
http://cdn2.gurl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/tumblr_mmdx4viSfa1sp9fcho1_500.png
YlvisPls
Bubba will catch shrimp in heaven forever.
DepravedSoul
You made my day just a little better... thank you
frozenpie22
Bubba was a fictional character played by Mykelti Williamson.
Nemesisyphus
I feel like I need to hit myself with my epipen just for looking at this post. I miss shellfish.
dangfex3
Know that feel, yet I never miss all you can eat crab legs. I bust in epipen in hand.
Atlasraven
You aren't the only one. My favorite food used to be shrimp alfredo, now my skin will break out in itchy rashes.
Nemesisyphus
I swell up and have to spend the night in the hospital. Sucks a bag of dicks.
awooble
PerryTheParameduck
Worth it
Kidiri
Hand it over to the nearest person and shove the shrimp in your gob. Once in a while, you're allowed to be shellfish.
ChainsawHandsJoe
Mmm, tastes like novocaine.