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They'll need to do it one more time.
Mar 15, 2018 2:22 AM
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Linsickel
But like; there is literally markings on cords which way it goes :/
HoneyBadgersAreBadAsses
no, he/she will be cremated under fire...wire
NoRagerts
TRlLLdeGrasseTYSON
The inventor of the hokie-pokie's funeral took forever too. They put his right foot in...
Faransis
That's a repost but still funny.
eclect0
Then it'll shoot out of the ground and the earth will boom "DEVICE NOT RECOGNIZED."
IndignantOwl
then pull it back a second time, give it a frustrated look and turn it around again.
Lambdafish1
Usb C however, slides in like great sex
AIComments
I mean, good joke and all, but it's not the inventor of the USB stick, it's the committee that developed the standard-A connector.
AIComments
The USB-IF Forum. Don't know how they feel about a mass burial.
MackMackMackFoshizz
It's funny because he's actually my neighbore.. Well at least he used to be until he got rich.
Scrollbox
that would be ajay bhatt
shealontaviossherikajackson
I'm Cro
G0DSC0CK
Yes. You are indeed “Cro”, my friend
TheLethargarians
SirLucifer616
LarnRegis
My dear sweet brother Numsy
TheLethargarians
I HAVE STOLEN FROM MY BROTHER NUMSY!!
Snajvid
I met that man, can’t remember his name, very friendly fella
Brotostrone
They'll need to turn it one more time
waitdoyounot
IMayNotReplyToYou
Then it still won't go in
rvcaptn
two options takes me three tries whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
TonguePunchDeBumSon
Came here to post this, well done
SNAAAKE
Superposition
Arconyte
Truly a universal serial bus.
UsernameAttempted
I worked at a cemetery. It sucks when the strap gets stuck under the casket and you have to remove it by hand while the family watches.
HermausMora
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LjubljanaJeNajlepseMestoNaSvetu
Solution: Burn em
NeedtofavouritetheseWallpapers
"Why does everything bad happen to me? This is the worst day ever."
Ghobe
What? What country is this? Here in 'Murica the casket doesn't go down until after everyone has left.
UsernameAttempted
Florida. Burial laws vary wildly from state to state; sometimes even from county to county.
UsernameAttempted
And if they don't leave? You gonna tell people they have to leave the cemetery so you can throw dirt on their loved one?
TKRBrownstone
I can't visualize this. The strap used to lower the casket? Like how do you remove it? Climb down in the hole?
UsernameAttempted
Yes. You stand on the edges of the vault, straddling the casket. Hopefully, you can wiggle the strap loose without touching the casket.
CleverViking
You start kicking the casket until the strap loosens
TheDeanofLean
How expensive is the strap? Can you just f it and leave it?
UsernameAttempted
lol No. a: Its part of a costly mechanism. b: Most people wouldn't want that left in there with their loved-one. c: Might be illegal.
ninjaturnip
I remember a funeral where one of the straps was just dropped in because it was stubborn. There was no costly mechanism involved.