MRW someone tells me I can't eat 36 bagel bites

Ivedoneworseforless

No problem if your on the high ground. That marijuana joke was stupid but at least I tried.

10 years ago |

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iamkyle015

I am a skinny guy so people are surprised when they see me down a ton of food.

10 years ago |

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TasteTheCrainbow

This is how I felt when someone told me I couldn't eat 10 corn dogs at once.

10 years ago |

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XquizitOne

Shoveling molten lava pizza bites will things worse

10 years ago |

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mygfgoestoadifferentschoolyouwouldntknowher

So these come in 120 count boxes... And I hate myself now

10 years ago |

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TrogdorIsMyCat

10 years ago |

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LuckyWristbands

I am obligated to upvote DBZ. Also I love you. (Platonically, of course)

10 years ago |

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Paintedbird

Your anus will be the one thats powerless.

10 years ago |

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the42

Those square pepperoni dice are scientifically formulated bunghole burners.

10 years ago |

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RobertWar

The lava is because you nuked it too long, boss.

10 years ago |

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ab47203

5 extra seconds and say goodbye to all of your tastebuds for a month

10 years ago |

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WaltWITTman

Bagel bites and hot pockets have no state between Pluto and mordor

10 years ago |

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ab47203

Unless you're a wizard

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