MrBizarre
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Aug 21, 2016 2:54 PM
MrBizarre
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acommonlawyer
10/10 would crush cup with nearest heavy object. Maybe use a coffee cup (no fake hole, obvs)
ChloePrice
Content Cop, where you at
Luisicon
Light the cup on fire. Problem solved.
thevoidedbridge
Now tie a string to a fake spider and attach it to the cup so when someone picks it up it looks like the spider is dangling on its web
itecaxuodel24
Woo calm down satan
smoochmysnoot
That's just plain mean and I like it very much
Stupidpeoplearestpid
What idiot is going to believe this though?
Gazaft
h3h3 already did a vid on this garbage
Juicytoast
I'm going to do this in the kitchen at my work. I work at night. So I should hear about reactions on tuesday.
MrBizarre
Do report back!
Juicytoast
Aye aye captn.
itspronouncedsatine
astrogeek
I don't think you need the hole. Just leaving that cup on the desk with that note on it would be enough for me to start the Nope Express.
OaksParcel
Even better, someone gets the balls to squish the spider, lifts the cup, and it's not there. Anxiety ensues.
DepressToImpress
That would lead me to crush the cup with the book equivalent of Guts' Dragonslayer.
Marknutt1218
+1 for Berserk
HereComesTheGeneral
It was too big to be a book. Too wide, too... Wordy. Rather, it was a slab of paper, bound only by leather- oh, wait.
shuthefuckupdonny
It would be more believable if the cup was tipped over
FriskyDolphin
Or just partially on the side of the desk, like he was pushing it to the edge.
121E1V
reminds me of that time i put a cockroach under a heavy glass ashtray and the nex morning it had disappeared.
muisverriet
Reminds me of Idubbz
BlackWolfLeon
Yeah, those pranks fucking sucked my ass
fluffy45
Idubbz did a video on this
WhereWolves
edups
NocturnalGreed
What we do here is go back.
memingmemester
Idubbbz three b's nigga.
PresidentShark
I'm actually incredibly in love with that man and the fact I'll never meet him makes me weep
CoffeeyCore
Everything he does and says is a meme. It's a gift.
tomastolusis
What are you, fucking gay?
LatinoFlamingo
I'm doing this to my wife TODAY!
diev
So she's single?
SirFeatherbottom
I presume you've started the funeral arrangements
Fenraehl
Good luck with the divorce
TetraCyberCat
I'm doing this to my coworker TOMORROW ON MONDAY.
LatinoFlamingo
How did THAT turn out?! Haha
IamNotaBlackMan
This was 15 hours ago. This mans funeral is in two days.
LatinoFlamingo
Sorry for the delay. She immediately laughed and said nice try.. I did convince her to do this at her office though and it was hilarious 1/2
LatinoFlamingo
@TheMadSon No funeral yet, fortunately!
LatinoFlamingo
@IAmNotABlackMan I am alive and well despite the risk! Haha
LatinoFlamingo
2/2 and the female lawyer in her office went all Harambe on all their asses! @caeleslol @NipplesInAJar @TheAccursedOne @Killickthere
TheAccursedOne
You are a lucky man. I would be pissed at my spouse if they ever did that to me -- nowhere near a fan of spiders xD GJ for delivering though
LatinoFlamingo
She's begrudgingly grown tolerant and occasionally amused by my serial hi-jinks...
Squidlicker47
Your wife isn't doing YOU today
AsksTooManyQuestions
LatinoFlamingo
Plot twist: My wife is getting banged by Imgurians.... I love this place! Hahaha
imadethisaccounttotellyouthis
She sounds cool. Is she single?
LatinoFlamingo
I could try to scare her into bed... Maybe... Yeah, this is going to turn out badly. I'm doing it anyway...
NipplesInAJar
Please update how did it go.
TheAccursedOne
RIP you.
Caeleslol
Tag me when updated please
Killickthere
Of course she can't refuse, because of the implication.
LatinoFlamingo
Dennis logic... The best kind.