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Power Assist Suit.
Jun 8, 2017 7:54 PM
TheirishNPC
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pbranreffer
Dear Santa
Evocatus83
So ... You ... Don't need a black carapace? ...
Clayman8
Needs more glowy parts and giant helo-blade swords
ldavinci
until the wrist breakes
seriouslywhatthefuckisthatshit
AllTheWittyNamesAreTaken
It helps everything but grip...can't imagine where things could go wrong. /s
BurtTurglar
What if I sprayed that man with a hose, y'know as a goof, would it rip his arms and legs off his body? Need to know if I go toe to toe w/ it
deuteranopia
I'm still hoping these will come in more compact sizes one day so it can help people with muscle diseases
myheartisstarkmyspiritistargaryen
ninjaoftheworld
Where are my testicles, Summer?
Cambreadth
I hope you eat your spinach, since there is not hope for the grib. Seems a bit stupid.
TheirishNPC
sauce https://www.instagram.com/p/BVFuvdEBCBL/
Ravenbreaker
Hmm, seems like they worked their way around the issues of shoulder joints and some of the back flexibility. Curious of the battery life.
Ravenbreaker
I was reading up on what it would take to create power armor a while back, and the biggest hold up was ball joints, back and battery life
BlindGoldfish
Until you break your fingers or hands trying to power assist
HammerofAthos
Probably shatter your wrists before that happens
Ghostsandwitch
Yup, all the strain is 100% going to his wrists.
Dman93
But how heavy are the boxes? That seems like an important thing because if they are like 5 pounds this is just an insane man in a suit. Haha
Camelspotting
Light enough to hold with you hands. But the fact that it moves with him and doesn't tear him apart is pretty huge.
TheBentPianist
Goodbye wrists.
BikerRay
Software glitch; rips arms off.
punchcostello
but can i fight aliens with it?
spicesniffer
They forgot the hands.
baldewok
Would be real good for paraplegics if we can interface it directly to the nervous system.
mikayeld90
And you don't even need to get questionably sterile bolts drilled into your shoulders without an anesthetic
DaMightySpoon
And this is why i dont want robots to do a operation on me
notme222
Soon:
DrProfLenny
SCV ready!
HotSpoon
Where do you want it?
wdawsonMKY
But space robots
sumothername
Get away from her you bitch!
gifsaregifsnotgifs
SPACEBOT!
yourcommentisstupid
Does it bother anyone else that the hands don't spin opposite directions?
dan144
Well now it does.
gooseballs
I'm ready, they will probably only cost your first born and nuts so you can't have another one.
jimminycricket33
pretty soon we will be a puddle of skin and organs...
ThisIsGod
I look forward to a future of milkshake based life-forms.
dxd2
Moisturize me!
JanitorsApprentice
Boythatacceleratedquickly.gif
ticktockbent
That is a reasonably accurate description of a normal human being
TheAmbiguityShows
And thebpremise of WALL-E
Manvbear
Men would still find women attractive in this condition.
MightyIink
It's like a robot giving you a reach around.
ReverendShitlord
That's gonna catch fire real good.
Pulsifer
Nothing past the wrist = This guy is going to rip off his hands trying to lift something super-heavy.
UpVoteMonster
So if half jokingly punch a wall will the robot force my hand through it shattering my bones?
VeryEnthusiasticWalksThroughtheWoods
They should make one with finger covers for that. And so our fingers won't get tired
Radix865
All I'm reminded is the scene where they torture Emmerich in MGSV using the power assisted legs.
fireeternal
Or even worse, if you lift the toilet lid do you tear everything apart?
i5trucker
Better practice on a hotdog first
GeminiMithuna
What if your forearms snap like the videos of arm wrestling gone wrong?
TKRBrownstone
....sauce?
GeminiMithuna
I dunno. Google arm wrestling fail videos. There's a bunch.
Warkittens42o
I've seen it live. The sound....... So much worse
TrustMeIAmADoctor
That wet sounding crunch
TrustMeIAmADoctor
Not if you make a full suit
UpVoteMonster
Imagine me in a birthday suit
CloseupCaptionReaction
Blowing out candles but spewing fire, cause you have a birthday dragon suit?
CiderMaker
That's all I ever do.
UpVoteMonster
thesuaveITguy
can you imagine warehouse fight club with these on?
furryfluff
GET READY TO GRAB A BEER AND KICK SOME REAR! CAUSE, ITS TIME FOR A BEAT-DOWN BAR BRAWL! JUST PICK A FIGHT WITH THE DRUNKS AND STAY ALIVE!!!!
skrimg59
Shh
cobrablood
As a warehouse manager: we do not talk about warehouse fight club.
CaptVito
What about the forklift races?
cobrablood
We talk mad shit about the forklift races.
Warmpeanutbutter
I love that's where your mind went! That would be awesome to watch
madcore
Bulkier Saint Seiya
dicklashanks
Fuck dude!! Not until you said something
TheNightman53
terrorofthederp
Erm...first rule, guys?
Perkeleenretku
No smoking!
thekevinshow
That's for Fight Club. He was talking about Warehouse Fight Club. They're two completely different things.
TheOneTrueNerd
I thought we were talking about not hurting people with robots.
Avocadontcare
GlassCannon570
0. Saving many humans by harming some humans is ok 1. Never harm a human 2. Always follow the orders of a human 3. Always protect own life.
CaptainMarkoRamius
*1. Never harm a human, or, by inaction, allow a human to come to harm.
OPsFatMom
First rule of warehouse fightclub is wear your ppe
Avocadontcare
Second rule of warehouse fightclub is don't invite the guy from OSHA
cantspellmanslaughterwithoutlaughter
"Get away from her you bitch!"
Whatismypurpose
So basically break the other guy's suit so you can fuck 'em up easier
LittleLordThudleroy
I would think one punch would end with a broken face and a broken hand
Whatismypurpose
Not if you aim for the other guy's suit's servos
Rivalyn
Why would you aim for a mechanical object with your unprotected fists?
Whatismypurpose
Assuming you wouldn't protect your fists knowingly going into a fist fight with power suits? What kind of idiot would do that?