progun50231415
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Sep 2, 2019 4:05 AM
progun50231415
117977
2615
147
IFoldlyGo
Looks like you're working on your six-pack
ErnestoPeeler
P-A-R-T-Y? 'cause I gotta!
FrogBotherer
Time to reward yourself with a wank?
theshitheadcorgi
Things you say now
arkhamfashion
end the drama and buy a dishwasher
DJPlorp
Get things done, but get them done your way.
rianstar
Yeah fold those dishes man
TanDumpLord
It's important to keep hydrated and drink lots of water throughout the day - even when doing the dishes.
Jackrabbitry
I cook the meals AND do the dishes. Stay the Hell outta my kitchen!
FromTheRuins
Cheers to that!
zmxme
Thats a "bunch" of dishes? Hahaha....
DeguRatface
Right? that's nothing.
Mayyybe
That’s not a lot of dishes you weenie
CastleBonerShrinker
Thank you! That's like.. Literally 5 minutes worth of dishes. What a wuss
Corruptwarrior
Where is the before and after?!?
rameniki
There's no after
Ulricmag
WOOOOOOOOOO!!! Man, I haven't had a wild night like that in ages. I do my dishes earlier now. Getting old.
Quipod
Wish my dish duty was that small.
monadi
I cook the meals, he does the dishes. It's a fair trade, especially with a dishwasher....he comes out ahead!
saganworshipper
"beer"
Freemammograms
Good on you. +1
ProfDangles
DrNoonianSoong
Looks like they need to soak for 8 to 12 hours.
NonnieNic
MxMenagerie
Obviously. He's already got a full-on Soak Tower built up there on the right and everything.
trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
Bunch of dishes? Pish posh!! Thats level one on easy. Clean the oven and microwave to earn loot box later
SpaceNebula
Erumun
that's when you do the dishes naked and text her at work.
PrivateEntrance
If a man washes a dish and a women doesn’t see it, does it count?
TheEarthIsFlatbread
nontno
A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down.
zerothealien
A spoonful of lime and salt helps the tequila go down.
isetprettygirlsonfire
Is that what it takes to be able to drink Budweiser?
busyDayAtWork
^ spoonful of sugar = shot of whiskey
HashBranny
^ Medicine = Follow-up shot of whiskey
takeonme11
I like doing dishes. Mmmm satisfying.
progun50231415
come over. i have beer and $5 i can give you
rmidge
I have beer and a 100
gordy77
Yeah but not for a family of four every night for decades!
snazzbasket
If you've never had a shower beer, you've never earned one.
itsrainingminnows
Shower beer: That’s real Paramedic self-care right there.
chrisf524365
Shower beers are meant for after a long day of work where u don't have time to waste drinking after the shower. IMHO
shmekie
Or getting ready for a wedding
IndefinetelyTired
Shower whiskey is better
RadicalLeftist
I use a little plastic stool my kids use to wash their hands and sit in the shower drinking a tall boy and just trying to melt
DrjayOBGYN
I swear to God,I am going to buy a shower bench just to try this. Might give a ‘shower margarita’ a red hot go, too!
snazzbasket
I didn't realize we were in the presence of royalty, good show old boy!
IrgendSoEinTyp
Don't forget: Coors light has an ad bragging about being the official shower beer
STGxDante
What's a shower beer?!
Sinhumane
Reddit.com/r/showerbeer
pepper0770
A beer that is drank while in the shower, I’d wager
wondersquid
Thedudeeee
It's just.. The best thing. Also really chill if you ever have the opportunity to drink one in a hot tub.
yourbassist
I have several questions, starting with the size of your hands and the Christmas soap dispenser.
progun50231415
i am not a small man and santa has been there since i’ve been coming here.
yourbassist
That diesel looks like it's the 8 oz can and I love Christmas but I stick to the occasional music in the offseason.
progun50231415
stimpsonjcatt
Mine is always Halloween so rock on with yo Santa!
progun50231415
writes letters to the kids from the tooth fairy. not my business. i haven’t started dishes btw. 2/2
yourbassist
Imgur has that effect.