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JayHard85
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JimB0bsCooter
Just scoot around on the carpet.
DanoW
Stevenpaus
THATS GREAT IM SO PROUD OF YOU YOU DESERVE THE STANDUPTOWIPEBUTT TROPHY
faunakate
I just drag my ass over the carpet. Works for my dogs.
lowdowndirty
Your making a god damn mess
casualquartermexican
I do this every time ! Not weird !
imjusthereforthemoneynotyourbs
There's dozens of us!
theburningpotato
You monster I bet you face the toilet paper towards the wall to you filthy heathen
dickbuttwastaken
Have to take your pants all the way off
STFUCharles
As a stander, it's best to just leave it off the holder.
cogs
I just drag my ass across the carpet.
AkYank77
This comment needs more recognition
TJ3027
itchybackside
I wash
llortamai
@iWipeMyAssStandingUpHowAboutYou
iWipeMyAssStandingUpHowAboutYou
I have been summoned!
Puffmax
I have a bidet.
anotherlonelysuperstar
My husband does it too. It's just weird to me. Sitting down ensures that my cheeks are spread which = easy and thorough wipeage
tagmomg
The fu- You mean other people DON'T do that? OK, SOMEONE, SIT ME THE FUCK DOWN AND EXPLAIN HOW TO USE A FUCKING LOO 'CAUSE THIS SHIT IS DUMB
crash217
GhstKng13
Thank you for this gif! I've been looking for a good quality version!
JayHard85
DarkSugar
Meee!!
Kinetica
Wipe 95% away while sitting, stand up to get the last 5%, it's a hybrid wipe.
ricochetbiscuit
You're an innovator
ijustwantpizzaanddessert
Finish with a baby wipe!
emocin
Huh.
DoctaAmazin
Someone on my level.
LordDebuchan
Yea but then you got folks who go through the middle and others go in from the side/back.
HansSmoothh
Go through the middle??
LordDebuchan
Like between the legs. That honestly invites disaster I would think.
FinalD
I'm all aboard the hybrid wipe.
IreallyMGur
Get a bidet. Less wiping, less TP and less flushing
idiotn00b
Dude...
0118999881999119725dotdotdot3
Pro tip: get new TP when you wipe your forehead. A bit pricey but good investment
iWipeMyAssStandingUpHowAboutYou
@JustinHardesty you are not alone. also i have never been so relevant in my entire life.
RamsesDeRuyck
If you stand, wouldn't your cheecks be clenched more? I think it's just more practical to whipe while sitting.
button84
I like to put to put one leg on the seat and get up there all deep like.
Synner1985
Wtf, i didn't realize it was apparently strange to stand & wipe, :D
MakeLifeAnArt
Wait you can sit and wipe?
ICanCookReallyGoodScrambledEggs
some people sit. isn't that weird?
FriedMonkE92
MORTALS!!
saintofchaoticgood
As a female... there's a lot less going on tween my legs and more space to reach down there and clean up my coot shoot and leather cheerio
MakeLifeAnArt
I'm a female but I think my thighs are too thick for such wizardry.
JayHard85
+1 for using the words coot shoot
MoistMilk
you just lean to the side. seat spreads your cheeks for you and you get to be a lazy piece of shit for a little longer. I love it
youdontknowmeormydog
I thought everyone did this!
weberton
What's wiping
smoochmysnoot
MarkoFromTropoja
LisaMumm
It's okay guys he probably doesn't live in the us and uses other methods.
xheroth
TheCreamster
After you're done handling your poo for the inspection, it's where you rub your hands on your socks so they're not wet.
ButItGoesTo11
Currently using a bidet. Way better TP!
ilovegreentext
i do too
IreallyMGur
98% reduction in TP and less flushing.
idiotn00b
Dude
CaviaPorcellus
Recently I've tried wiping while sitting and I have to say, I much prefer standing. I feel like I can get all up in there better, 'nam sayin
fuzzlog
You must have short arms.
Thanksforallofthememeries
Imjustheretoupvotestuffandmaybefavorite
Here I thought I was the only one
IreallyMGur
Get a bidet. Less wiping, less TP and less flushing
idiotn00b
Dude
GlowstickJedi
Completely agree
MostlyJeffGoldblum
Oh I namya sayin
iampurplelungs
I do a couple sit-down-wipes before standing. Once I stand up, the rest of that shit is easy. Feel me-
DataLady
Yep. Combo is the way to go.
Ensano
Two wipes back to front while sitting, two wipes front to back while standing and walk away. No need to be looking back
NorthCrown
Still would rather not
iampurplelungs
You're going to have to shit, at some point.
Goggmagogg
i wish i could wipe sitting down but the toilet hole is barely big enough to accommodate bunghole and dangly parts at the same time
Jacksparrowsentmetosettlehisdebt
Has your hand ever touched the shit water?
HeyitsJeremy
You're not alone, I also stand up to wipe.
JayHard85
SarlaccBait
And I stand to wipe
wetfartjamboree
I lay down to wipe
Benjamint12
User name... Correlates?
pipercat
Well done. I laughed.
showmeyourkimchi
I don't wipe
PEEPEEINDABUTT
slow clap, my friend
IsPhrasingNotaThingAnymore
RadicalRaizex
Sims? Sims.
TicoMachi
I just go to sleep and don't worry about it.
Badjokescommentskindarelate
Big baby...
anominousbeef
Holy shit this made me laugh. Do you raise your legs like a baby?
forestfinagle
Hope you're considerate enough to pull your sack up
AuthorZachJames
"Mom, I'm ready...Mom!!"
DoctaAmazin
Hidden gooden comment goes to you. +1 to you, underdog.
Ralpheo
I just air dry
AlexanderDoesntDeserveElizabethSchuylerMaybeHeDoesIdk1781
I handstand to wipe
DoctorWhoots420
I plank to wipe
TacticalSergeant