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Dec 28, 2023 11:27 PM
Tinkywink
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Tinkywink
New Year's naps just hit different.
RElGNMAN
How I'm going to execute my plan.
l3lasphemer
me too until the neighbors start up with the fireworks
secretagentchewbacca
Death?
BuyMeBonestormOrGoToHell
I hope to be asleep long before midnight.
VincentVolaju
my grandma had that exact same couch and after she died my dad got it and we replaced our older, shittier couch with it and about a year later I fucked my girlfriend on it. thanks grandma.
DrSchlepenstein
And so today we announce the passing of Keith Richards.. oh .. wait .. just kidding ..
aThingWithTheStufAndTheJunk
I've been going to my friend's house for a small NYE get-together for more than 20 years and will continue to do so this year. When I was younger I tried going out a few times to events and it *always* ended in drama. I've learned my lesson.
dasharknbear
Dying?
Cheerfulinsanity
Man don't kiss and tell, you'll make the rest of us jealous
tumantorak
May not be the plan earlier in the day, but it will be the likely outcome.
jonReremy9669
...to die and not be found for weeks¿!¿ k
ilovebigmutts
My back aches looking at this.
wizardpuppet
food, fireworks and sleep
BrightestNight
Not until about 2 A.M. I help run 3 firework stands and a building. We close at midnight, then the boss let's us choose a firework up to $80 each ($160 for 2 people) and set it off.
IdPoopThere
That's as good a place as any
DrunkBobRoss
BlancheFromage
I'm down
RadTechExtreme
You leave grandma alone.
Dragline96
"She's been like that for three days, are you sure she's OK?" "Nah mate, she's fine. She always smells like that"
ReelPoop
[inhales deeply] CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
ReelPoop
THESE WOUNDS, THEY WILL NOT HEAL
twoamartist
We go to First Night. Listen to some live music in two gorgeous churches, grab a coffee and go to the green for the light display and fireworks at 9pm. Home by 10pm. Crack some bubbly, and light some fireworks of our own at midnight.
BlancheFromage
I will have been asleep for 3 hours at that point.
twoamartist
Hope it’s because you don’t have to work my friend.
TheChunguskaEvent
Trazodone the dogs, eat, curse the fireworks, go to bed.
FormerlySable
In years when it’s dry, I have to stay up to make sure my idiot neighbors don’t set fire to my yard with fireworks.
ElbowDeepInAJedi
I am not allowed to have Trazadone. It does bad things to my personality.
SirMisterDudeBroPhD
What does it do to you?
ElbowDeepInAJedi
It removes all emotions. The first time I took it my friends wife called me hysterical because her husband (heavy ptsd) shot and killed himself in front of her. My response was a very unemotional "Well it seems he's solved all of your problems now." And then I hung up and went back to sleep. I told my doctor this and now my medical insurance has a special page in it!
SirMisterDudeBroPhD
Goodness.
ElbowDeepInAJedi
When I look back on it now it's with the horror of playing a video game, seeing 6 dialog choices in front of you, and going for the one that get's you the "Fucking Sociopath" achievement. Except I couldn't reload. I wasn't allowed to go to his funeral and she still doesn't talk to me. Both of those are understandable but man does it hurt.