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Mar 4, 2020 2:36 AM
NeonGravestoneLights
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SyntheticReindeer
@PaigeYes
JeffGriffin
kushmonk2
yeah she looks like she farts all the time cause her asshole is toostretched
Rodltwo
StarscreamAndHutch
CyberAkuma
Next up:
HellsHegemony
TupacAintDead
UpvoteTotem
Paige no
GrammarAndPunctuationNazi
type1eagle
Is Paige going to be the next Karen where no one will want to name their kids this because they will be considered super horny?
topbreak38
I think Paige was always a stripper name.
ScottyRay2110
Paige no...
BeanMugged
All I want for Christmas.... Is a prolapsed asshole
Watcher555
Paige noooooooo !
DankPelican
imagine the curtain rod that thing attaches to
khun2
I think you need to put it under water to hear it right.
eleventythird
Paige?
SanDiablo
Proxy Paige Size!!!
Ididntasktobetakenhere
LookItsTuna
Idsertian
Hark! A runabout!
socloseyetsofa
*keal
Gooooodmoooorrrningmuchwow
*keel
socloseyetsofa
https://dougmarcaida.com/shop/apparel/shirts/will-keal-doug-marcaida-t-shirt/
Gooooodmoooorrrningmuchwow
I know it just sounds that way when I first heard it
KittyKittenBeast
That looks like a bad idea.
BigFriendlyNinja
we talking proxy paige? lmao
Chirikain
i bet siswet could--
CorvidPrime
That’s the second biggest buttplug I’ve ever seen...
Crunkmaster5000XXXL
After the Olive Garden neverending pasta bowl?
chezbarnhouse1
...only because you haven't seen the biggest yet.
Gopher1964
Correct. Always leave room for something better.
DaSinna
turbofan2003
Hold up.
SideEffectsOfJuice
Same, this one still wins https://time.com/3525271/parisian-sex-toy-christmas-tree-butt-plug/
psychologisttheologist
Thanks, agent 86
CorvidPrime
Thank you for getting that reference
psychologisttheologist
I grew up watching the classics
deadlysneeze
First was moms?
chaaaaals
BUT, it'll have to do!
Gopher1964
And when asked what was the biggest butt plug he'd ever seen, he replied, 'Yet to see it.'
FutureHylian
There are 2 kinds of food challenges. Challenges where you eat a lot of food, and challenges where you eat some super spicy food. (1)
FutureHylian
Given Paige put a cactus inside herself, im willing to bet she prefers the latter in this sense (2)
MexicanTrainer
candiedhotdogs
UglyHorribleGrouchyOldMan
Old news, Paige has upped her game;
AnotherWretch
Thanks, I was drinking my soda, didn't want to wear it.
Bioman998
aeahmg
huntingpup
Do you go to Medicine Hat College?
secondcityguitars
Go Rattlers!
huntingpup
schmoo38
Mount Holyoke College.
Babybunbuun
Yes indeedio
AlbusBrianWulfricPercivalDumbledore
This is for a different hole than Paige was talking about
CapttainKillJoy
When she farts it sounds like wind rushing through a canyon
IBuiltAFreakingArk
Fool, there is no sound, just the inflating and deflating of pants/ tights
ILike2TouchButts
Carrie Canyon's toy came loose again.
Noob3rts
Wait, it doesn't already?
PlacentaEaters
I'd have thought at that point it would make a sound
DarkSock
*HARFFFF*
StubbyJohnson
Came back to upvote how ridiculous this visualizes haha
EyeTri
ciaran13
Hopefully a queef going backwards doesn't sound like blowing across a jug
RElGNMAN
Notice the letters MHC on her shirt? My Holy Canyon.
audioknob
The sound of a peterbilt going down hill with the Jake brake on.
SpanWolf
If it's still inside when she does it, then you hear the sound of a cannon shot.
ilyvinVoter
Ehh more like a kenworth
DrBlackMiami
???
SuperHir0
But if you're that wide do you fart or is it more like an exhale?
OnePostCloserToAHappierLIfe
Or a bass tuba.
OnePostCloserToAHappierLIfe
Or a titanic tuba. https://youtu.be/OK1GDkvFdL4
ElbowDeep
[whistle noises]
TweakerTheBarbarian
The Horn of Helm Hammerhand at Helm’s Deep.
TheMaymayBoi
THE HORN OF HELM HAMMERHAND SHALL SOUND IN THE DEEP ONE LAST TIME!
blkbox
https://youtu.be/EApCLbgAE5E
WristDeepInaBook
a meat canyon?
JOKERZwild86
The sound of gondors horn being blow
MonocoleWearingSeaDragon
I once farted and it made a solid whooshing sound out of my ass for 7 seconds. My table mates had to evacuate the room.
AmericanPoliticsMakesMeSad
Ah yes, taco tuesday.
MonocoleWearingSeaDragon
7-11 Donut
TheMayo16
How
TerryCrews
MonocoleWearingSeaDragon
To this day I blame it on a a 7-11 donut. After eating one my farts all smelled the same with varying intensity for a month.
TheMayo16
Ew, end up on that south park episode "turd burglar"
PearjuiceATX
*HOOOMH*
gatofeo
Dragon Born learned a new shout?
AmericanPoliticsMakesMeSad
Hehe, upvoted to 69
Vall707
what to do now? downvote till 69? :D
AmericanPoliticsMakesMeSad
Ye dude, keep that shit at 69