TheRealR0tb3rt
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Oct 12, 2016 12:11 PM
TheRealR0tb3rt
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StacilinaMcGillicuddy
Happy wife happy life
tpridz
Bring a fucking book lols
porkiloki
I never understood this bringing a shopping partner, it just slows me down. Bitch I came here to shop!
BigBearLover
Am I the only one who walks off and does my own thing in the mall?
Somanyquestions
If I don't like it i go to another store I like and meet up later. how is that an issue?
AwesomeName
ISendDeckPics
I would go just to take a nap in that bean bag chair #3
haliucinogenas
I like to healp my women with shoping...
FloridaIsTooHot
If he doesn't want to go I don't make him go. I prefer shopping alone tbh.
AlexDuos
I got taken to a Victoria's Secret outlet sale once and met some other guys hiding out behind a broken kiosk. It was madness in there.
hereforthecompany
TIL I'm a man
NachosFlandersStyle
"Hey babe, I'm gonna go to the mall, do you want to come?" "No thank you, hon. I'm gonna stay here and watch the Daily Show." Easy.
pilotperson
I'm a woman and I feel this way at the mall. There are dozens of us! Dozens!
rustybuttwhore
They have day care, its called the pub.
ClockworkRepairDroid
I went shopping with my ex once and actually contributed to her purchasing. Led to the best sex that night.
krisym07
Exactly why I don't like bringing my SO with me shopping, I feel bad. I can usually handle it on my own just fine
LosPer
On one hand, Imgurians bitch about being alone, but complain about what it means to be together. ;)
mvemjsun
It's funny how they want us to go with them everywhere and most men just want to be left alone.
human8060
Except for those men who, you know, actually enjoy their wives or partners and want to spend time with them.
themobileappisbroken
"I don't want to be lonely. i just want to be alone."
Glumerlink
Am i the only guy in existence that actually loves to shop with his girlfriend?
DopeyFuckedaPenguin
We do it because we love them. Can you imagine us asking them to come to the DIY store with us, hell nooooo
goandneverdarkenmytowelsagain
The implication being that they don't love us?
DopeyFuckedaPenguin
Not at all, it just means we wouldn't even ask them
procrastinatingagain
If you do, your "honey do" list will only get longer and longer.
TossMyAlbatross
This right here is why my fiancée will never go to Lowe's or The Depot with me. I have enough to do, thanks.
TheRealR0tb3rt
Actually my Girlfriend loves to go to the DIY store with me. ;)
Drogothedestroyerkitty
we trade stores, I get equal time at my stores. She pouts but she knows it's fair
MrBelvedere
Well, say hi to Randy for me.
TheRealR0tb3rt
Deborah said "hy" back. @MrBelvedere :)
BrucemanBatwayne
It honestly doesn't bother me to go with her. I just enjoy being with her.
thesejarsareforfartsonly
Awwww
graehall
You gotta feel for the women who's men throw that grown up tantrum and can't put in the effort to enjoy sharing an experience :P
Vedar
It get's pretty hard after the 100th clothing item gets tried on before finally deciding to buy the very first one she tried 3 hours ago.
Vectorman2
Yeah, it's such a connecting experience to watch her rifle through clothes then stand there awkwardly when she goes to try them on for 20min
ReverendAurora
Book/Magazine/kindle etc...
Vectorman2
Such a shared experience!
ReverendAurora
I mean if you are there to share the experience then obv. you don;t want those. But I was responding directly to the 20min wait time.
curlywurly99
Correct answer ;) The same reason I go to car auctions and car showrooms with my husband.
ThatWeirdFriendEveryoneHas
As a gay man, I'm the one who drags my boyfriend to the shopping mall. Sorry guys, I've failed you :(
doomguykenobi
Am I the only guy that loves shopping?
Vectorman2
If you want to fit in you can always move to San Francisco!
doomguykenobi
Was that a gay joke?
Vectorman2
Come on man! There's a lot more to SF than alternative lifestyles! GROW UP! (yes it was)
doomguykenobi
Well I'm bi, so I guess it fits anywhere!!
littlemissshutterbeer
My bf loves to shop too. More than I do, actually. So I do the sitting, he does the roaming.
NoFoxLeft
I can actually say with 100% certainty that I've never dragged a man to a mall.
Alfonzo100
As a guy I love shopping with people to help them pick things out. For the life of me I can't pick anything out for myself though.
graehall
Not pictured: the whole buncha fun guys who are as in to it as the girl they're with, and are with a girl who picks cool stuff.
ForgeoftheWordsmith
Really, though. I fuckin love shopping.
RenIsTired
My lady picks fine things, but I don't often find shopping fun. But if I don't feel like shopping I don't go, we ain't joined at the hip.
graehall
Right? & it's totally fine dammit. If you don't find it fun/aren't up for it. If you do find it fun & like it, that's fine too.
hotdropoclock
The legends are real!
EmperorOfKush
*gay guys
graehall
Gay guys are guys too, so sure. But y'know, not all of them would be in to it of course.
SomaticSlinky
I feel like you'd have a talent for creating very difficult scavenger hunts.
graehall
I would frkn love to find a group of adults that were doing clever & fun scavenger hunts, dammit. I never got to do one as a kid :(
Pikka
Lingerie shopping with your special someone is rather fun...
NowDoThatVoodooThatYouDo
Or the guys who understand that almost every store has guys' stuff too.
CaliforniaBear1968
...and that he will go through all of that stuff in 1/4 of the time it takes a woman to go through one clothing rack.
Smead
Not all of us. I'm a speed-shopper.
Smead
Not all of us. I'm a speed-shopper.
CaliforniaBear1968
Can you give my wife lessons?
Evilbob556
mine too!
Smead
You have to want to be a speed-shopper. It's innate. Sorry.
Vectorman2
We call them 'gays', you could have saves a whole lot of typing there.
graehall
Isn't that one of them cheap stereotypes of what masculinity is? If you're a guy & enjoy shopping with your girl you're not a real man? :P
Vectorman2
yeah, what straight guy doesn't love talking about women's fashion and standing alone for 20mins while she tries it on?
graehall
The kind of guy who isn't interested in fashion or his partner's appearance of interests? :P
Vectorman2
Yeah, I know when me and my bros are standing around with a beer we always talk about the latest trends in crop tops and shoes! MEN!
Dani3113
Or me, the girl who hates shopping and her bf makes her go.
cantthinkofonebutok
hmu when youre single ;D
evil66gurl
Me too
traxicat
Mine goes into GameStop for two hours to stare at the products and comes out with his hands empty every week. I love games too, but cmon.
traxicat
No preorders, either. He literally just goes in not look at the same games over and over.
Dani3113
oh wait. i just realized i love grocery shopping tho. throw me in a farmers market and leave me there all weekend.
Dani3113
He sounds like an absolute monster. the thought of shopping for more than 45 minutes makes my eye twitch.
DarthH8r
I never understood this. I find slutty things for her to try on to make it fun. And she loves going to car stores and stuff with me.
HahahaGary
My husband loves shopping and I hate it.
DarthH8r
I tend to be this kind of boyfriend haha
protonjon
I'm 4 years into marriage & I've only recently realised that faking enthusiasm for shopping has its rewards.
DarthH8r
No reason to fake it dude, i despise rompers but they're "in" right now and I straight tell her theyre goofy looking every time haha.
NewToTheEnterwbs
Yes. "Wow you'd look great in this. Can you try it on for me? Yup I was right, you look mhmhm." Then later that night we co-op Gears of War4
BeardKhan
"nah its horrible, take it off and try this"
protonjon
Exactly!
Vectorman2
A woman who only cares about wearing slutty things and you buying her cars? Wow, you got a winner there Mr. Hefner!
FuckYeahUppercuts
He means when he goes to buy things for himself she reciprocates by going to his things.
Vectorman2
She probably doesn't care how he is much older than her either!
themobileappisbroken
This motherfucker dead
fraket
he ded
ThirstyTrollTranslator
ShoopDeDoop
This motherfucker dead what? You need a verb in your sentence.
pancakebechslap
Everyone is aware what he meant...it is funnier without the verb... & comments aren't mandated to be grammar checked :|
themobileappisbroken
Choose your own adventure
ThirstyTrollTranslator
The verb "is" is implied in this format. We didn't bother to tell you because language doesn't need your approval on changes
ShoopDeDoop
No... Just no. Please don't try to justify the awfulness this trend is.
ThirstyTrollTranslator
Justification≠saying how things just work
malorn13
This motherfucker dead BITCH
ShoopDeDoop
Still needs a verb.
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ShoopDeDoop
That didn't make any sense at all.