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Oct 1, 2016 7:02 AM
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KenanAndKelThuzad
It's "a whale of a tale" not getting "tail from a whale".
TlNYshark
Eugh. Use a better font..
kamosey
It was the other way around for OP's mom.
themexicanwave
Aaarrghhh... you have women's legs!!!
NDhaves
Whales are people
bunnyrut
....manatees were mistaken for mermaids.
ChloePrice
That's actually pretty fascinating.
lacole725
I think you're thinking about manatees
MrWiggleBottom
"That's what we call a 'Sea Cow'"
dildobiscuit
Pretty sure that's a manatee.
TayTayLovin
Ay she a whale! But the hour be late, and her blowhole be wet!
myclevarusername
Whale hello there.
oscarge
I'd hit it.
CzarNicholasTheUndead
Sigh *unzip*
Napukin
I'd say definitely why.
IvorJBiggun
https://mashable.com/2018/06/06/beluga-whale-legs-illusion-image/
highwayheater
Right, cuz there were a lot of swimmers in the artic ocean to see this sight.
trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
ThatQuietlySmirking
It's always better down where it's wetter.
powchikawowow
Still see a bulge
KingTommyOfFroopyland
Where do you think they evolved from?
chunkblaster
Lol, their vagina is below the knees?
Arthritor
Pretty sure those arent knees they actually use what are effectively love handles to steer and maneuver in the water
TheGhostofElizabethShue
Just like your nan, hey-ooooo
finnikins
Not to mentions their big floppy tiddies on their sides
Fairdinkums
Thats the 4th hole http://thumbnails.hulu.com/6/854/7272_512x288_manicured__6X7HEalWzUC2yR1-gD0W-w.jpg
BoxofKbups
Vagankles
RedVagOfCourage
Yours isn't?
trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
Just where i like it
MostDankManyMoist
Ye old wizard sleeve
PopatoMc
GreedyJungle
I laughed pretty hard right there
nolandahoy
You can't just ask where something's vagina is!
chunkblaster
Ok, where isn't something's vagina?
jerner15
oglehole
First time I've laughed at any schumer
Cheesecakecrush
Thats Rebel Wilson
bigbootybigfoot
I think that's the other lady.
FickDingers
Its not schumer
Ausememe
That made me google wale pelvis
RalphysMom
Well?
MeanMisterClean
Google suggested they search for 'whale pelvis' instead
Smeeks1126
Thar be a portly wench to keep ye warm at sea.
ArchMagos
Aye, she be a whale, but the hour be late and her blowhole be wet.
EdumamacationUSay
Ar, wtf.
Perkunas687
That be how I get my tail.
bandicootsnoochieboochies
Arrr we think you might need therapy captain Magos. Yar
thegraphiteknight
I've never seen a beluga look anything like this... just real fat. Round. Rotund.
ArchMagos
all about angles