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Jul 29, 2018 5:17 PM

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I sent thought and prayers which is basically the same thing

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm surprised the box hasn't sprung a leak yet.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Did you bless those rains before you sent them?

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I bless the water boxes down in Africa

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wow, you're really taking your time to do the things I never have

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Ice travels better. I send my buddy in California ice all the time.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Please just send it to Europe!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If it fits, it ships! Usps motto.

8 years ago | Likes 124 Dislikes 1

No shit. I was trying to mail a laptop one time and they started to duct tape two boxes together to fit it before I was like whoa, not safe!

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Lithium ion batteries and all, they're just like "we'll cram it all in here don't worry!" I took it to a UPS place instead and they laughed.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Got special boxes for laptops that isolate the battery and are all fire/static resistant, proper warming stickers, etc. Smh USPS...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

God I miss the rains from down there

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

send it to Cali instead

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dude needs to get his eyes checked that is clearly fish real estate

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hey California needs it first as well as Flint MI

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It’s dry as shit here in europe as well, send us some!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Stolen from Mars

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

stolen from fb

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Stolen from snapchat

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don’t they get rains down in Africa?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Send snow cones ... everybody loves snow cones ?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can you send some to california please?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Northern California please

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There goes another fedex plane down at sea. Wonder if Tom Hanks is ready todo a sequel

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Toto

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is....is it rain?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why are we not talking about how watertight that box is?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you dehydrate it, they can add water to it later.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As someone from Africa, send it to Cape Town.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Use dry water it won't leak out!

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Did you bless those rains before you sent them?

8 years ago | Likes 748 Dislikes 4

Hope not, they have to be blessed down there remember.

8 years ago | Likes 96 Dislikes 0

Came here to post this. You're doing God's work

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

No...toto did

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Toto just recorded a Weezer cover in retaliation to the Africa cover that got so much exposure.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Yes. As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti.

8 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

Why did I never look up the lyrics before? This makes a whole lot more sense than what I thought the line was.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What did you think it was?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I thought it was "rises like an Empress..."

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's one of the oddest lines in any pop/rock song. But Toto just flowed it in there so nicely.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Rises like olympus above the spaghett

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Some people say they will be missed

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

did you bless it first?

8 years ago | Likes 107 Dislikes 2

He's sending water not money, so it won't be raining

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Stuck a dick in it...good enough?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That’s not water, that’s clearly melted ice.

8 years ago | Likes 1168 Dislikes 5

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8 years ago (deleted Aug 6, 2022 4:02 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Fucking Shakespeare

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

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Nah man, it’s liquified steam

8 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 0

No it's not it's the combination of hydrogen and oxygen

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

Peroxide? Why is he trying to poison africans, haven't they been through enough?

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 2

Liquid steam to me.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No its blessed rain

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Must daddest of all dad jokes

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

"It's hot Ice... The best of both worlds!!" ~ Phil Brickman

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

W E T

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Flavorless soup

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Do you mean ice sauce?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Melted snowmen

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm sorry but that's WET.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can’t fool us.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thank you! People think we’re stupid

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's not delivery its digiorno

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Boneless ice actually

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Of course it is. That is surrounding the water to keep it from going bad while it’s being transported. Do I have to explain *everything* ?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

no it's cloud pee

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You got it wrong, buddy. That’s not melted ice, that’s clearly just a bunch of hydrogen and oxygen atoms.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm not your Buddy, guy!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm not your guy, friend from 2018!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0