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Jan 27, 2018 6:34 AM
ImForcedToMakeMemesAgainstMyWill
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justwannarunaway
He keeps bumping into you, because he loves you.
ZeroF0XX
Hangry Lady Shark
Slashenaar
Someone tag that 'sexual harassment in the office' post
boofhead60
Ok ,so if i kept bumping in to a woman ,she will eat me ?
Quadraphonics
I think I'd eat someone if they bumped into me, too.
Omegatherion
#SharkToo
IncorrektGramerNazi
Women, eh?
SAUSAGEmcmuffinwithHASHbrowns
I love how they made it about shark gender lol. It should read "big shark eats little shark, you know, the way life has always worked"
bwbutterfly
I am strong, I am invisible, I am woman!
bigredfiretruk
i had a large fish eat a smaller fish but it was too big for him to swallow all the way. somewhere in the 18-24 hour mark he spit 1/2
bigredfiretruk
the little guy back out with a couple holes in his tail fin. Then the big fish died a week later and the little guy lasted a couple months
Matrelith
Must be her time of the month.
Mydogeverydayandsomeothershitoccasionally
I wish it was socially acceptable for people to do this as well.
kittybuttwiggle
What is "leaning in" slang for? I don't speak Jezebel.
itairahav028
She reeeeaaly needed a snickers
hasoneconleche
@Saratron44
Saratron44
This is me
hasoneconleche
Exactly
bwbutterfly
Sauce: https://www.google.com/amp/s/jezebel.com/female-shark-in-seoul-aquarium-eats-male-shark-because-1756025359/amp
towerslayer
It
SUPERPROBLEMATIC
Excellent commentary on feminism by sharks right there.
LilandraNeramani
Literally bit his head off
FreDZOMKA
Doesn’t that mean they’re stressed out?
BronzeLeaguePro
Ah, Jezebel. Here's some female on male violence and we adore it! Why do people give these harpies money?
fleacollerindustry
As a Korean, this was in the news, but the gender was totally played down. Frankly the cost of the shark was more news worthy, (1/2)
fleacollerindustry
(2/2) as it cost the aquarium 100 million won, or about US$100k.
BronzeLeaguePro
That sounds like a reasonable approach.
fleacollerindustry
SOURCE: http://www.yonhapnews.co.kr/bulletin/2016/01/29/0200000000AKR20160129171400030.HTML
slurmlover
yes i'm sure the sex of the sharks matter and this isn't some Jezebel circle jerk.
Lethalshroud
SergeantSalsa
What the hell?
DrDoALittleMoreThanBareMinimum
"Shark eats other shark in aquarium"... yeah, nope please don't quit your day job to be a journalist.
rdement
Lmao.
TheGalacticLeprechaunwithtinynipples
Don't get why you are downvoted. Freewater sharks are notoriously bad to keep in aquariums because they need wast distances and little prey
TheGalacticLeprechaunwithtinynipples
They hurt themself bumping into the glas walls, and eat everything they find out of reflex. This gender narrativ has nothing to do with it.
SomeCrazyNerd
Because it's not a gender narrative?
iloveserotonin
Because it really doesn't matter if they state the gender. A girl shark ate a guy shark? How come every time the gender is stated everyone 1
iloveserotonin
Blows up? The guy shark was in her way due to lack of space (bad) and he prob kept bumping her due to this lack and she prob is already 2
iloveserotonin
Anxious because of the lack and got rid of him. Poor guy shark :/ but I imagine that's why he was down voted though because it says a girl 3
iloveserotonin
Ate a guy and for some reason people get torn up if it sounds feminist in the slightest. I'm not saying I'm feminist in the slightest or 4
TheAzurite
"You're not supposed to eat what makes you upset" ftfy
dietderpsy
You're not you when you're hungry.
SofticeAllan
PRDWRaven
Faceless, for the boys!
junebug2
me: [always hungry] WHO AM I??
Blrp0
Have a shark
Buckbeak1486
Why?
IncorrektGramerNazi
BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT YOU WHEN YOU'RE HUNGRY
VVulf
Bite into a SlimFin
OhDrummer
Have a snickers
dietderpsy
imgurj17
Got to hate it when some one chews you off
AlaSnackbar
How do they thats what the reason is?
narniasreal
Duh, they asked the shark "Why did you eat the other shark?"
PureTechnicality
I believe you're missing a there.
IncorrektGramerNazi
Oh they thats what reason the is in article the
temperedtorture
Look at the source of the article.
storebrandproductmascot
The bumping was reported in the original piece by Reuters, which Newsweek borrowed, then Jezebel quoted that.
Threeleggedcow
Might as well be feminism.com. where EVERYTHING is the males fault.
NerdN1
Well you can observe the male bumping into the female in the time preceding the event and signs of agitation related to the bumping.
NerdN1
Imagine a kid prods a cat repeatedly and it starts hissing and bearing fangs after each poke. Then after a dozen pokes, kid gets scratched.>
NerdN1
It seems like a safe bet that the scratch was in response from the kid pissing off the cat.
yourCleverUsername10
I feel like this means more in shark speak. Like, he was being sexually aggressive or douchey or whatever...or maybe animals just don't give
GrogMetron
Found the feminist
BestSkierOnTheMountain
head
DevilDisowned
refunds
Magster2004
Ive been to this aquarium and it’s really small and sad.
EggsChipsNBeans4dinna
It's likely that the aquarium was too small
Ssssssssssss
That can lead to aggression where it would otherwise not exist, yeah.
ZimGenzko
It’s also likely that it was some kind of dominance/mating behaviour regardless the size of the aquarium
yourCleverUsername10
2 fucks
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This is sausage to me
annoyedOnion
The fact that this is a separate comment cracked me up
yourCleverUsername10
140 character limit...
nyut
Or not 2 fucks...
ThisDique
We men are just lucky that you women are not like the praying Mantis females.
Wiwwil
Or shark female
hashbrowned
I hate myself and wanna die tho
UnseenUniversity
We need help raising the kids.. that's why
BolenArrow
And we are also more capable physically while female mantis' are usually bigger and stronger than the males.
BolenArrow
I guess what I am saying is you monsters would totally eat our head if we were defenseless! :P
StripTheFleshSaltTheWound
Depends on if you help put away laundry or not. =D
TheGalacticLeprechaunwithtinynipples
'Big fish eats small fish because they are trapped in a small glass tube instead of miles upon miles of open water'
libaf
I was going to say... they don't even look like the same type of shark. :o
whourpapa4
What do you think the big fish eat in the wild? Tofu?
TheGalacticLeprechaunwithtinynipples
Small fish. I am not complaining
IthinkUrFunny
Aww....the sound of all the humor being sucked out of the room
NiceGreenArrows
You don't deserve that username
IthinkUrFunny
Funny, funny looking, smells funny, something’s funny.....
inyourheadunderyourskin
Well I for one am shocked
Saycheese78
TotallyNotDaveGrohl
What he said ^
unnecessaryredarrows
Exactly what he said. Word for word.
legalisegaymarijuana
Right? Fuck aquariums man. These places should be shut down & banned like SeaWorld.
Metallica93
I agree, but... think of a world without aquariums/zoos. You'd have to continent hop just to experience them in person. That sucks ass :/
Tulivesi
With ocean acidification, dead zones, plastic pollution, overfishing, etc, aquariums may soon be the only places many species survive :(
Metallica93
I think we can solve pollution/overfishing in time. Acidification? Not so sure. What's a "dead zone" in terms of oceanic habitats, though?
Tulivesi
Humans could solve most of our environmental issues, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_zone_(ecology)
legalisegaymarijuana
Dead zone is where tonnes of cowshit runs off into the water and kills everything, like off the coast of California. Stop eating beef&dairy.
legalisegaymarijuana
I believe that the animals' well-being is more important than humans' opportunity to see them. That's my opinion.
Metallica93
Oh, no. I agree. But just the thought of never being able to see any of them is weird. I can barely afford to move to another state :/
legalisegaymarijuana
There's always planet Earth and blue planet. Gotta love David Attenborough
DominickDickerson
1)So you reject ex-situ conservation practices and the educational value of zoos and aquaria based on what exactly? Some arbitrary notion
DominickDickerson
2) of what you think is in an animals best interest? If you decide to support shitty private zoos that’s on you, but to assume things like
Nimty
What about injured or rescued animals that won’t survive in the world because of something a human did to them?
legalisegaymarijuana
A space designed with the animal's best interests in mind.
legalisegaymarijuana
Then being kept in captivity may be the best for their well being. But this shouldn't be a tiny cage designed for spectators, it should be