Dec 9, 2016 6:19 AM
NomanMunir
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Grant0
"It's a poultice, sir, you're not supposed to drink it."
KCRob
Like red bro
clarkia
Scotch. Yum.
FoxyTheOverlyGenericItalianFox
The Quick revive in the call of duty zombie series apparently taste like rotten fish. it heals you so technically it's an health potion no?
ElementalMP
Diablo 1 would suggest blood, due to the blood fountain basically being a fountain of the healing potion.
DoctorSnakebeast
It tastes like red. Mana potions taste like blue. This isn't rocket magic.
RenaissanceFaireMan
Much more like brain science.
LeonardSimms
Blood
sockpuppetnightmare
depends on the color of the bar. Red = Cherry. Green = Vomit or Apple.
Icouri
Almonds
seriouserer
Potatoes.
stopdropandrollout
Irish health potion?
willowhoot
Probably like pomegranate juice.
HappyEngineer
https://d1osgs5rdqb11o.cloudfront.net/products/main/515/515.main.jpg
Well there's a blast from the past.
Rubieus
In DnD it specifically says like almonds.
letsnotgothere
Which is also the taste of Cyanide......
WombatTheMad
Sauce?
Sorry for the late reply, should be in DMG
PoweredbyOSengine
No, just almonds.
TylerLee
Waiting
chrisdafish
I'm more interested in estus
Fistdeepinapanda
I always felt like estus would fizzle or burn like a fine alcohol. But it looks like they splash as much on themselves as they do drink it.
DisgruntledFerret
http://pm1.narvii.com/6075/2ce72c8370765ee6b55d3a2eca8757b307363149_hq.jpg
Alphabergle
its your moms amniotic fluid
Fauxcused
NyQuil
Manwellus
Caffeine
Intaves
Most likely they taste like there real world version... you know that pink stuff
shhep
blood?
If your blood is pink you might want to drink less magic potions before you start to glow
JustAnotherBrett
Pepto bismol?
yep
nexano
It gives you life, a baby is a New life, health potion tastes like cum and/or vagina, either way most of you would drink it!
HenElt
I'm my rpg group we have a running joke that they have a slight taste of almonds...
cable7193
That's dark
whatspaulplayingtoday
Yuuuup.
Arctera
Maple Syrup and Whiskey.
Canadian health potion
baldewok
The force of life indeed, but hold the maple syrup.
Imadeanaccounttofavandforget
Almonds. Always almonds.
Munchman347
Beer, it tastes like beer...
Drbubbles47
Like alcohol mixed with powdered gold.
alphaafrican
Monster energy mixed with red bull mixed with rockstar mixed with red rain
Thehumblebubble
Sounds like a stamina potion
electricbluevision
Square Enix has released "health potions" before and they were energy drinks so this is the correct answer. The new game even says so.
HereticalCactus
No that's a mana potion, you just have to incorporate colorant in it
Chewthestitches
What the hell is red rain?? Never tried it
They all taste the same in all honesty
IamLurkerforwearemany
Gonna have to make this now
thebiggestblackestdick
Well, I always figured that depending on the concentration they would either taste like spice wine or terrible medicine.
GTalmighty
Seeing everyone reply with some kinda fruit, but if you play games/read fantasy, you'd notice shut like flowers, fish, eyeballs, hearts pr1
Go into making a health potion
Do you have a source for this by chance?
Go play Skyrim for an hour and you'll see what you can use to make a health potion
Fair enough, I thought there was another reference out there like D&D lore somewhere
I'm sure a DM somewhere has done that
Vizreki
Cross between cherries and tomato soup. I'm a wizard so I know.
WScarlet
'tussin.
AbridgedKirito
Wat?
CorneliusCornwall
Bad cough? 'Tussin. Broke a leg? More 'tussin
PapiBlanco
Can't cough if you're in a coma
AdmiralJohn
Bottle empty? Put some water in, shake it up, MORE 'TUSSIN!
Josesharlo
Why is this making me laugh so hard
ShootingWillOnlyMakeItStronger
HmmHmmIndubitably
That's so fascinating
cultofthegreenarrow
Peristalsis, baby
*hisses* don't ruin this for me
CloudCider
Everybody haaaates Chriiis.
SumoSGazer
Wooh
SmokeyQuartz
Put it down like it was nothin'. Robocop couldn't stop me pukin' and flushin'.
axiomatik
If you want Oreos that taste like terrible cough syrup try the Swedish Fish variety. Wife bought a pack on sale for $.99, cheap for a reason
AzzyBedlam
Really though, most likely.
DCrain
Depends on if the alchemist that made it drank pineapple juice
GardonTheDestroyer
Kale probably kale.
CleanShavenBeard
Don't forget dark chocolate
toystory2wasok4
ToxicPineapple
It will kill you.
DavidCarrico1234567890
Delicious
Glidingboulder
LOL. I heard cinnamon tastes good too.
WaterblightGanon
if someone's nut could heal my wounds i would totally drink a flask full.
scopegoat
Only one way to know
the search for the healing nut continues
ProfSpoonerism
My left nut is healing but the other one counteracts it.
WellBehavedZombie
Sounds like it's time to get an extraction.
Raydeeo
I got that reference! And ew!
mrmessma
I think everybody did.
Buckbeak1486
Blowjob! He means blowjob!
BullHalsey
I don't
mycommentsarentimportant
Semen
Ohhhh..... Ew
Arksstuff
..but it's red!
Food coloring, and strawberries and raspberrie juice from concentrate, no added sugar.
MyNameIsChrisConley
it may be a female alchemist then... O.o
ATimeTravellingRobotFromTheFuture
Angry wank. You beat it so hard you ejaculate blood.
BDSM shit right there
ArtOzz
Active ingredent vs. other junk.
SgtPinetree
Then the alchemist should see a doctor
arthurianx
About his kidneys.
Kids knees are fine. Perhaps it's the alchemists bladder?
Grant0
"It's a poultice, sir, you're not supposed to drink it."
KCRob
Like red bro
clarkia
Scotch. Yum.
FoxyTheOverlyGenericItalianFox
The Quick revive in the call of duty zombie series apparently taste like rotten fish. it heals you so technically it's an health potion no?
ElementalMP
Diablo 1 would suggest blood, due to the blood fountain basically being a fountain of the healing potion.
DoctorSnakebeast
It tastes like red. Mana potions taste like blue. This isn't rocket magic.
RenaissanceFaireMan
Much more like brain science.
LeonardSimms
Blood
sockpuppetnightmare
depends on the color of the bar. Red = Cherry. Green = Vomit or Apple.
Icouri
Almonds
seriouserer
Potatoes.
stopdropandrollout
Irish health potion?
willowhoot
Probably like pomegranate juice.
HappyEngineer
https://d1osgs5rdqb11o.cloudfront.net/products/main/515/515.main.jpg
stopdropandrollout
Well there's a blast from the past.
Rubieus
In DnD it specifically says like almonds.
letsnotgothere
Which is also the taste of Cyanide......
WombatTheMad
Sauce?
Rubieus
Sorry for the late reply, should be in DMG
PoweredbyOSengine
No, just almonds.
TylerLee
Waiting
chrisdafish
I'm more interested in estus
Fistdeepinapanda
I always felt like estus would fizzle or burn like a fine alcohol. But it looks like they splash as much on themselves as they do drink it.
DisgruntledFerret
http://pm1.narvii.com/6075/2ce72c8370765ee6b55d3a2eca8757b307363149_hq.jpg
Alphabergle
its your moms amniotic fluid
Fauxcused
NyQuil
Manwellus
Caffeine
Intaves
Most likely they taste like there real world version... you know that pink stuff
shhep
blood?
Intaves
If your blood is pink you might want to drink less magic potions before you start to glow
JustAnotherBrett
Pepto bismol?
Intaves
yep
nexano
It gives you life, a baby is a New life, health potion tastes like cum and/or vagina, either way most of you would drink it!
HenElt
I'm my rpg group we have a running joke that they have a slight taste of almonds...
cable7193
That's dark
whatspaulplayingtoday
Yuuuup.
Arctera
Maple Syrup and Whiskey.
stopdropandrollout
Canadian health potion
baldewok
The force of life indeed, but hold the maple syrup.
Imadeanaccounttofavandforget
Almonds. Always almonds.
Munchman347
Beer, it tastes like beer...
Drbubbles47
Like alcohol mixed with powdered gold.
alphaafrican
Monster energy mixed with red bull mixed with rockstar mixed with red rain
Thehumblebubble
Sounds like a stamina potion
electricbluevision
Square Enix has released "health potions" before and they were energy drinks so this is the correct answer. The new game even says so.
HereticalCactus
No that's a mana potion, you just have to incorporate colorant in it
Chewthestitches
What the hell is red rain?? Never tried it
alphaafrican
They all taste the same in all honesty
IamLurkerforwearemany
Gonna have to make this now
thebiggestblackestdick
Well, I always figured that depending on the concentration they would either taste like spice wine or terrible medicine.
GTalmighty
Seeing everyone reply with some kinda fruit, but if you play games/read fantasy, you'd notice shut like flowers, fish, eyeballs, hearts pr1
GTalmighty
Go into making a health potion
Chewthestitches
Do you have a source for this by chance?
GTalmighty
Go play Skyrim for an hour and you'll see what you can use to make a health potion
Chewthestitches
Fair enough, I thought there was another reference out there like D&D lore somewhere
GTalmighty
I'm sure a DM somewhere has done that
Vizreki
Cross between cherries and tomato soup. I'm a wizard so I know.
WScarlet
'tussin.
AbridgedKirito
Wat?
CorneliusCornwall
Bad cough? 'Tussin. Broke a leg? More 'tussin
PapiBlanco
Can't cough if you're in a coma
AdmiralJohn
Bottle empty? Put some water in, shake it up, MORE 'TUSSIN!
Josesharlo
Why is this making me laugh so hard
ShootingWillOnlyMakeItStronger
HmmHmmIndubitably
That's so fascinating
cultofthegreenarrow
Peristalsis, baby
HmmHmmIndubitably
*hisses* don't ruin this for me
CloudCider
Everybody haaaates Chriiis.
SumoSGazer
Wooh
SmokeyQuartz
Put it down like it was nothin'. Robocop couldn't stop me pukin' and flushin'.
axiomatik
If you want Oreos that taste like terrible cough syrup try the Swedish Fish variety. Wife bought a pack on sale for $.99, cheap for a reason
AzzyBedlam
Really though, most likely.
DCrain
Depends on if the alchemist that made it drank pineapple juice
GardonTheDestroyer
Kale probably kale.
CleanShavenBeard
Don't forget dark chocolate
toystory2wasok4
ToxicPineapple
It will kill you.
DavidCarrico1234567890
Delicious
Glidingboulder
LOL. I heard cinnamon tastes good too.
WaterblightGanon
if someone's nut could heal my wounds i would totally drink a flask full.
scopegoat
Only one way to know
WaterblightGanon
the search for the healing nut continues
ProfSpoonerism
My left nut is healing but the other one counteracts it.
WellBehavedZombie
Sounds like it's time to get an extraction.
Raydeeo
I got that reference! And ew!
mrmessma
I think everybody did.
Buckbeak1486
Blowjob! He means blowjob!
BullHalsey
I don't
mycommentsarentimportant
Semen
BullHalsey
Ohhhh..... Ew
Arksstuff
..but it's red!
Glidingboulder
Food coloring, and strawberries and raspberrie juice from concentrate, no added sugar.
MyNameIsChrisConley
it may be a female alchemist then... O.o
ATimeTravellingRobotFromTheFuture
Angry wank. You beat it so hard you ejaculate blood.
ProfSpoonerism
BDSM shit right there
ArtOzz
Active ingredent vs. other junk.
SgtPinetree
Then the alchemist should see a doctor
arthurianx
About his kidneys.
ProfSpoonerism
Kids knees are fine. Perhaps it's the alchemists bladder?