OfficerPelican
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OMG front page! Is it true you get nudes if you make it to fp?
JRarick
Axolotl.
ShaneEngland
you should have guessed the last one was a gay male i mean his username is barebacking
MistahPrickles
skiddlyboop
KissMyGeek
I will gladly eat the dorito dust out of her skiddlyboop
Fetzybuns
I feel like the poisonous snake one is something Ron Swanson would say.
overcookedonion
ass robot
realmdweller
#13 is fantastic and I had a good laugh at the dad needing a few minutes to remember libraries exist.
Boscoishere
I don't understand stand 5 up from the bottom I need a adult help:(
queeriocheerio
Silent Hill was filmed where I go to school, right in my neighbourhood
skyzophrenicMoose
whtrchr
THANK YOU
Larkos
I thought the "SJW" point was valid. If you can't make a joke without stereotyping then you're a shitty comedian.
justcomatose
Stale onion-powder flavored nipples
OfficerPelican
Sounds like an awful flavor.
wbbigdave
Wait, hit by a train once, I bet it was the last time to happened too.
godscyrrah
Only once, Grandpa learned!
howamianadultat26
IKEA though
yesimeanno
I need someone to explain the juggling performer one to me
Audrelius
How do you say yes in Spanish, French, and German?
noforeplay
Axolotl isn't an English word though. It's Nahuatl.
SkinknamedJormungandr
#2. It says a lot about how old it is that it still used grains as a measurement outside of firearms.
MagicIsJustScienceThatWeDontUnderstandYet
xwingedvixenx
He got hit by a train once...
OfficerPelican
Well normally you wouldn't try for a second time.
OfficerPelican
I wonder if I'll get some pics of skiddlyboops for hitting front page?
IveBeenSlackingMyWholeLife
so I guess books are all blank pages since apparently words don't exist #13
GeorgeOeurwood
Once.
yesimeanno
I need someone to explain the juggling performer one to me
Audrelius
"Yes we see ya."
IfmynameisDICKdoesthatmakemeNSFW
Lol that boy scout/venom one lol h ded
NoThisIsntPatrick
And of course the bodies in the ikea bags were each missing one minor part that made them look way off...
Bobninee
This is possibly the best dump I've seen so gar.
Warmlight
THE LIBRARY
IsSheReallyGoingOutWithHim
Johnny Wander had a good comic about THE LIBRARY http://www.johnnywander.com/comic/a-netflix-for-books
MagicIsJustScienceThatWeDontUnderstandYet
Anthraxwastaken
I still don't get the one about the juggler.
tone0508
How?
DanteThunderstone
It's just not funny, don't lose any sleep over it
tone0508
How?
TOTOAFRICA
You posted the same comment twice, friend.
RedHeadedFreckleyMuscleyLovableEaterOfSouls
Yes we see ya
justgary
I took a tumbling dump while viewing this tumbler dump
Uberheavy
You must live in Germany!
Donjablonski
Like this? /a/pS73c
WeHavePi
I feel like there's some intelligent comment I can make about this. I just don't know what it is.
justgary
Exactly like that