FandomFreak13
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Nov 24, 2016 7:12 PM
FandomFreak13
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NottherealSlimPickens
This is my favorite part of the movie.
freshlymowedlawn
Wow I didn't know Jamie Lanaster was in Shrek
EsonTheSearcher
He must've perfected it over the years lol
Ryykur
vandoza
I certainly wouldn't not say I didn't not dislike it.
Woodoblin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CGyASDjE-U It's better with sound.
JamesProton
Technically, he does know where Shrek is not... I'm fun at parties :D
RenaissanceFaireMan
"On the good ship, lollipop...."
murpmurple
This is statistics.
RingOfFavorAndProtection
Wasn't there a comic like this? If so, please link.
TeeMee123
writing an essay with a minimum word count
feeltheice
He can't lie. He could just say he does not want to discuss Shrek with him.
10champ10
That's how you properly beat around the bush.
TheFlyingTrapezoid
You can beat my bush
10champ10
DiscipleOfAnorak
Wtf is "loldome"
hoom88
Academic writing 101
RayIsPrettyOkay
BluddLoard
He can't lie but he can BS.
pider
He must be an english major.
yourcreepyunclefriendly
Or politician
pider
Or both!
izzylikesundaymorning
Technically correct. The best kind of correct.
Heartomaton
You live your life without being able to lie and it not be noticed, you learn how to talk in circles to avoid telling the truth. He knows.
LifeOfCray
Lying is extremely easy. Control your body language. Don't look away. don't say stuff like "i did not" instead of "i didn't" etc
Heartomaton
It isn't when your nose grows every time you do it.
Karilyn
It's easier for some people than others. I gave it up years ago; it wasn't worth the hassle. I was terrible at it; no one ever believed me.
Karilyn
Now people still don't believe me, but at least I'm not stressed about it, because I know I'm being truthful, and they can get fucked.
gnargnar99
Forgot Hillary was in Shrek
DogeHondaCivic
Wat movie is dis I be forgetin
FandomFreak13
Shrek 2
DogeHondaCivic
Arigato
ThatGuyWhoThinksEveryoneIsAPineapple
*3
Giantchromecockblock
He'd make an excellent politician.
CluelessAmerican
Nailed it
Tunisia
He's better at constructing sentences than the president elect.
GeckoRoman
http://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/the-life-of-a-puppet
TheFirstSineOfMadness
That was intense
terrorofthederp
Including the underwear!
AskMeIfImFunAtParties
That all depends on what your definition of "is" is.
bartman2014
He'd make America great again
andaction
Yes he wood.
Duffecyjp
idkwhattowriteherehelpme
Duffecyjp
IF THE HE ISN'T READING SENSIBLE CHUCKLE WHAT GIF ARE WE GOING TO ISE WHEN SOMETHING MAKES OUR NOSTRILS FLARE
confuciusman2
Mitch McConnell, is that you?
rochamochaman
Imgazorpazorpfuckingfieldbitch
That turtle is a cunt
MrPredator
Didn't Stewart or Colbert call him Yertle the Turtle.
TheThirdKindofHeat
One of them called him a human-turtle hybrid at some point