Roast

Aug 20, 2016 1:59 AM

DarkStorm16

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can someone explain the "University of Phoenix" joke to my friend?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think i know the guy in the first picture...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is the best. /a/ZHG8k

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The Lumberjack one wasn't even an insult though

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

If the university of Phoenix had some wonderful titties too

10 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 3

#4 needs some serious foundation assistance

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Calling someone a gay lumberjack is a compliment

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

I'm sure the extremly attractive "gay lumberjack" is haunted to this day by that devastating insult.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Excuse me, sirs, but which barber do I speak to for the homosexual lumberjacks?

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That Last one made me laugh so hard that my manager asked me wtf is so funny. Oops 0_0

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where can you submit photos to have people "roast" you? I want to do it. :)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think it's /r/roastme

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm imagining if imgur did this. It would be brutal

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The last one looks like Seth Rogan found his doppelgänger and forcefully inseminated him and then raised this thing

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Best one

10 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 8

Sneaky middle finger in there as well

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fucken BRUTAL

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

What's wrong with being a homosexual lumberjack? They clearly know a lot about wood.

10 years ago | Likes 90 Dislikes 1

His wood looks attractive.

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

HA! Gaaaa...oh right.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#17 hetero dude, here. Left to right, super easy: Marry, Kill, Fuck.

10 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

Hetero female, I agree. Them cheekbones are amazing on #1.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Of course hetero, whatever you have to tell yourself.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Same!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kill, fuck, marry cause middle guy looks crazy but I bet he knows how to have a good time and left guy looks like a serial killer

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Nah man, I'm going with fuck, kill, marry. First dude is sexy, but third dude looks way easier to deal with long term.

10 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

My reasoning was more along the lines of the first one looks real handy around the house.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I feel like they're all capable of fixing whatever needs fixing, unless it is our life together.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0