My friends watching single me at the bar

Jul 31, 2017 11:30 PM

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Typical man, can't get it in the hole.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

This was me tanking behind a KC-135 for the first time. It's not easy boys and girls.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Love the "get a load of this guy" look at the end

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You have friends? That you do stuff with?

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

"Falcon-14, be advised, Horndog Actual may find docking with basket easier if basket had hair around it. Over."

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Put some hair around it.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My ex-wife maintained those dick planes in the AirForce

9 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 2

Umm that's a KC-135 stratotanker and it's a big beautiful bitch thank you very much.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Not gonna happen

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"If only that idiot would get off his phone and do his job" -guy in other plane probably

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

he is the co pilot there isn't really much to be doing at that moment

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The wingman can only do so much. Its your job to hit the target

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Tiny Octopus loves reading the comments and figuring out which imgurians are wing wipers and which aren't.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Wing wipers?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's military slang for Air Force. Navy are squids, Marines are jarheads, and Army are groundpounders or grunts.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Having been in AFROTC you'd think I'd have know the air force one. XD

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Perhaps if you buy it a drink first

9 years ago | Likes 95 Dislikes 0

That's not iiiiit

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Perhaps it was too many drinks to begin with

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

mrw I've seen this for the 3rd time in 10 minutes

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Hi. Land human here. Can a sky human explain WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON

9 years ago | Likes 137 Dislikes 6

OP is watching their single friends at a bar.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ya no kidding

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Linking up to refuel.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Pilot's having some trouble putting it in.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Someone forgot what pump they were at

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This is how baby planes are made.

9 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 1

mid-air refueling, but the video is sped up...

9 years ago | Likes 135 Dislikes 0

Ahhh it's sped up. I thought they were just in awful turbulance

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

this deff went on his snapchat.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Really strong magnets would probably help you here...

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I don't think it would work they have to be light and aerodynamic so there isn't much space for "strong "magnets

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Probs electromagnets for unhooking. But I feel like there's probably a reason they haven't. I'm too lazy to find out tho.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"there's gotta be a better way!"

9 years ago | Likes 228 Dislikes 3

"...I think women are awesome. And I'm vegan!"

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

There is, Kevin.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*Slams fist on table*

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 2

Boom and receptacle.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

"HI I'M BILLY MAYS"

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

DO YOU EVER STRUGGLE WHEN TRYING TO REFUEL AT 40,000 FEET??? WE'VE GOT JUST THE THING FOR YOU!!

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Magnets?

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Fucking magnets? how do they work?

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Ask a Mormon

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

No no no where's the retarded version!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1