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Sep 3, 2016 3:01 PM
shakeYourBum
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Cklixus
These photos are so old they retired
misturchips
I thought they just caked chalk on the field, but WOW!
ThePirateCatsRule
Make up covers shit up. Who dun think of that?
kasuha
Strange. I find either both hideous, or both pretty. Maybe I'm immune to makeup.
gebsmith1
I wouldn't bring any back to the champagne room. Well, except for maybe the last one.
pixiebadass
I thought it was strippers
PaulyParker
BillPostersIsAnInnocentMan
Stripers
chromofoam
Striped Bass.....apparently you can't sell them...at least according to Billy Joel
CWUST
TIL with enough make up I am pretty enough to be a stripper
DefunkMyJunk
The fifth one looked cute as hell, and then like a total bitch with make up on
mutablefingers
Girls are ugly
Melondwarf
Not gonna lie, I never thought of the resemblence before
sarabearr
That contour tho
thevortexmaster
Gotta cover up the herps
dumbledorescardigan
Sooo any of them giving makeup tutorials?
Detroithood
The only stripers I know are those we go fishing for in the fall striper season. They don't look anything like these babes.
Stemi
Before and after work?
BlownByTheMonsignor
PhilosopherOnWeed
Those were the days man. Spandex, hairspray, coke and guitar solo's for days.
EventidesCall
I'm afraid of doing makeup that well. I'm afraid I'll think that I'm ugly without it. :-/
sparklepanties
Their make-up game's on point
dietderpsy
You forgot
whatsdeadmayneverdie
HumanDoodle
BeingWhiteIsPrettyCool
Striper no striping
ThatEdward
Before and after the Lazarus Pits?
GahBluh
Do guys really like it when girls looks like drag queens?
ecodude
No, but a little makeup isn't a bad thing. Don't go overboard like ^, but don't go natural if you're not comfortable with your appearances.
backoos223
You forgot to tip your fedora.
GasVein
Yes.
SextusPompeiusMagnusPius
I do, but then I also like drag queens, so I may not be a representative sample.
Nihilarious
the make up distracts from a covers up flaws, and also looks good to a point on top of that
Nihilarious
as a guy i like the way some make-up like eyeliner and eye shadow look on a girl
DickDastardly404
no.
ShartyParty
What are they striping? Barber shop poles? Racecars?
Sledgewolf1
They are striping their whitey tities.
MoJoCreatior
Barstools
CoRektiveAction
In my experience the best stripers work close to the US Interstate system.
revelator
MarvinTheManicDepressiveRobot
Zebras. You didn't think they were actually born that way did you?
Visser3
Why are we even judging stripers based off of looks? It's 2016 people!
APersonWhoUsesImgur
And before and after what?
SubZeroWithAFever
Thank goodness. I thought these were strippers for a second. Love me some candy stripers tho
tuesunsommiel
I think he meant "candy strippers"
jimbob1
Roads maybe.
AlohaSnackbar3
Highways!
lordbucket
The background. Look at the blonde, ninth picture down. Stripes on right, no stripes on left. She did much better than the others.
NurseSlacky
Candy stripers maybe?
tragicremedy
Paint off a building.
ShartyParty
How do you stripe paint off a building?
jimbob1
You put painters tape down first then paint the whole wall and then peel off the tape.
WaitWhat83
I need to get good at the make up thing
GrubbyCasual
I feel like half a woman for having no fucking clue how these ladies did their makeup.
Nikkiaz
Me too!
OmniEnder
Mostly a ton of liquid foundation. Covers everything but makes your face untouchable.
economyinthis
Cakey...ICK
caramelili
I'm on the same boat sister.
Golduneye
I think if men were to wear makeup that it would be applied to the penis to add shadows to make it look bigger.
elemenopee88
Yes... of course... "would"
SteveMND
To add shadows to mine, I just got fat.
NedDanson
Definitely.
ByeFellatio
Contour that shit
AlabasterSexington
The girl's hand would just pass through the illusion.
Glumerlink
they'd need makeup that doesn't come off with sweat though, that stuff rarely actually works
washismycopilot
Just get the stuff synchronized swimmers use.
DarkWhiteWolf
Bitch could get hit in the face with a fire hose and still be dolled up.