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Oh My God I'm viral! Me!?!
Going through divorce, moving to a new state with nothing but 2 bags and three boxes so it's nice to be recognized in this very pointless manor.
Love you idiots so very much.
Smashurverse
Anyone notice the dude in the first picture has an insanely long pinky?
awildcharmander
Nathan Explosion is Nicholas Cage's son?!?!
whuisthat
tastelesstaquitos
What is this? A good fucking time.
zinvader
I tell jokes to make me laugh, others laughing is a bonus
Sonderously
Yup, a subtle insertion of Trailer Park Boys will definitely get you there.
nopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenope
I lost it at the audiobook one, spot on.
atomicpineapples
#3... using that for later
SalmonTheMedic
"Love me some pickes" gets me every time and I can't even explain why.
Forclaz
Me too. Whenever, wherever and how many time I read it, it makes me laugh
Iwishthewordmongwasallowed
The tapeworm one... I can't
thedankone
Too bad I didn't see the gingerbread trap house BEFORE Christmas!
S1NCLARE
That gingerbread house looks like Jesse Pinkman's apartment from Breaking Bad.
CommanderWilliamTRiker
yeah bitch!
JasonWelcome
Split up with my wife almost 2 years ago...first time I really laughed since...thank you.
damnyuoautocorrect
Aw well if you ever need a chat hit me up
JasonWelcome
Thanks man same with you :)
annamalnomster
Hmm I am white and I do often say, "that was fun" after sex. But if I don't say that how do they know I enjoyed it. HOW?!
Clairebitchproject
I always say thank you. I'm going to be so self concious about that now.
eagleeye33
Good luck with the move and divorce
gotchasucka
Taters gonna tate.
balkingtowinnie
poters
Deeaitchpee
Traitors gonna TR8.
MisterDiffer
Totters gonna tot
Jeccu
I read "tasters gonna taste".
TienDow
+1 for ending comment
damnyuoautocorrect
Awww
Pinkamenace
THUNDER BOLTS AND LIGHTNING! VERY VERY FRIGHTING!
ketochris
I'd like to cook some potatoes, but I am just staring at them on the counter potating.
knotch2
AHHAHAHah Those cats in the first Picture! You win OP.
MeganHarvey
This was great. Also, Fun Fact, I have never been to Ikea.
beeaphobic
Lived in SLC, pretty poor. We would go there to feel better. :-)
damnyuoautocorrect
They're kinda few and far between. Only been twice.
Kravenmoore
Lucky you! Awesome priced stuff but extremely stressful store!
KeggOBeer
I need to find the shirt from #16. That's awesome.
Jeccu
DoNotGiveAFuck
I have it woo. Was a limited print I think tho
thepersonyouknow
1/2 Haha well this is awkward to see yourself in a thread o.O but you can get that glorious beast here
thepersonyouknow
2/2 https://teespring.com/brm620?p1=xx#pid=370&cid=6531&sid=front
NukeWolf
I legitimately laughed until I cried at the pooping ones
AmITheOnlyWomanOnImgur
I think we're friends who haven't met...these are exactly the things I would have posted!!! :)
galeonxy
Wheres that easily offended bit from?
morrissimo
guessing Flight of the Conchords
galeonxy
Thank you!
PoopShootRiot
The love in Jim Laheys eyes is just beautiful.
Ohspacystacy
And I favorited this for that reason only. Bobandy.
exarkoontz
Randy...I am the liquor
damnyuoautocorrect
They're my favorite movie couple after Morticia and Gomez.
thefragrantvagrant
They're just rehearsing for a play
LilyCatMeowMeow
Wanna lil drinkypoo bobandy?
wildbilloverbeck
Frig off Lahey.
ktioa
That tapeworm story really messed me up. I don't know how to feel about this...
robotheads
That is my nightmare
pookieeatworld
Between this and the lucid dreaming post, I'm bound to have some fucked up dreams tonight... Great...
ThatsMySecretCapImAlwaysHorny
The tapeworm can be your dream indicator
WeShallDoubleOurEfforts
The feeling of something crawling back into one's ass must be one of the very worst feelings.
pookieeatworld
I would put it right up there with having your Achilles severed and feeling it recoil and curl up your leg on the inside...
LatchHookRug
This was my greatest childhood fear. A close second was botflys in my eyes.
kexiplex
I didn't know that was a thing so thank you internet person for creating a new nightmare.
pookieeatworld
Any time, friend. Any time.
GavinScreaming
I've seen a few athlete's faces as they realize what has happened. Apparently one of the most painful things.
MonteBurns
I winced in pain and did this awkward movement with my leg imagining it.
fluffynutter55
I made a sound like the air being let out of a balloon
morrissimo
Cold, stark terror. Healthy fear of sauerkraut on an empty system. Work down from there.
theytookourjerrbs
I pulled a foot long hair out of my nose once, it came up from my throat and was terrifying
WhatdoyoucallanImgurianwhodoesntlikecats
That Prius one. I went down on a guy once and he had NO reaction whatsoever. Just laid there. It was the weirdest thing ever.
insanemama
My ex did that, then wondered why I hated doing it so much...
InsightfulLinguist
My ex turned fuckbuddy (yeeeeaars after the breakup and yes, everything went better than expected) used to make no noise. I told him speak 1
InsightfulLinguist
up or expect the blow jobs to stop. He spoke up. 2
WhatdoyoucallanImgurianwhodoesntlikecats
Ha, yeah, I gave up pretty quickly because I couldn't tell if he was enjoying it or not.
damnyuoautocorrect
Hate non vocal guys.
ThatLemonStealingHorse
OP loves guys who go super saiyan in the middle of sex.
damnyuoautocorrect
I don't know what that means and at this point, uh...well, ya know...
ThatLemonStealingHorse
Sorry, here's some clarification: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_xA0ZHEwU2Q go ahead and skip to the 3 minute mark.
damnyuoautocorrect
Anime? I'm guessing anime.
sami5everam
The pooping ones are terrifying...
SinEater
i think you spelt FOOKING HILARIOUS MATE wrong...
lostpuppysyndrome
I lost it at "crawl exhausted into bed at 3:00 in the afternoon."
Justineer
That pickle one was so relatable.
CClop
No, YOU are terrifying: http://imgur.com/QmoaEUI
BryanCroson
And yet I want to do it
AlkeneThiol
Shitting out a tapeworm, showering for an hour, and sleeping for 15 hours would be pretty therapeutic, maybe
BryanCroson
It's an experience that not many people have had
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apsmustang
It's nice to see that I'm not the only one feeling like that after reading those.
ExperimentKraj
Tapeworms are basically my biggest fear. *shudder*
s193028
That is where I lost it more than I have lost it ever before and no one I show them to laughs at all.
BryanCroson
And yet I want to do it
callmedaddythough
I love me some pickles.
manspeed69
It always surprises me about how descriptive people get when they poop
luminaraunduli
Sooo...i have a jar of pickles i just got from sams club...and im curious...
imachikenlol
I got up just to have some pickles afterwards
donutjudgeme
Not gonna lie, it made me want pickles.
sotosss
I shit you not
damnyuoautocorrect
My favorite green texts...the writing is truly gripping.
PsychopompGecko
Seriously though, that's kinda messed up, praying to Hitler before Allah.
BlckLyht
I love me some pickles
CatCraft
The stomach acid one HURT
LMNOParis
The dog leaving the bathroom twice is what fucking killed me
fe1od1or
Gotta say, poop bandit is a tad better.
morrissimo
When green texts are good, they're really really good. And when they're bad, they're usually still pretty good.
CanadianEngineer
Just like pizza and sex!
jitspoe
I wouldn't know. I've never had pizz... haha, just kidding. Of course I've had pizza. I totally had pizza, like, the other day.
CanadianEngineer
That's my secret, I'm always eating pizza
thebiggestblackestdick
For some reason, every time I read the tapeworm one, I feel like I should do it, just to be sure.
GuyFieriIsMySpiritAnimal
Same.
difficultdifficultlemondifficult
Could that actually happen?! O_O
WhatsAHoya
Eh. Tapeworms can split when being passed, but the whole wriggling/squirming bit is incredibly unlikely. Source: med school.
difficultdifficultlemondifficult
What happens when they split (if some stays inside)?!
ImNotRealyRelevantILiedToYou
It's really weird as a shy person because it seems almost everyone you interact with thinks that you're just extremely stuck up
IripandIrhymeIrhymeandIrip
I literally cannot talk to the opposite sex in that way. At a bar I tried to initiate convo by complimenting her signature. Nuff said
KootchieKoo
ditto. It's more like vanity in reverse but extroverts always accuse me of being a bitch. Ironically it's made me bitchy.
daffodilpuke
I've been straight-up told by several people to my face that I seem stuck up. In reality I just don't know how to talk to anyone.
RadicalDud
Yeah, no, shyness is a real thing. It is usually not just vanity for cowards.
DragonTech
I don't think it's trying to say that shyness isn't real as much as it is breaking it down to its foundational human concerns.
DragonTech
How one perceives oneself, how one believes they are perceived by others, the well being of others, etc.
chettlar
I think shyness can be different things, some more legitimate than others And its worth analyzing yorself to see why you are the way you are
OSCgal
Yeah, I'm pretty sure a lot of people think I'm an ice queen. Thing is, the cartoon has a point. What have I lost if someone rejects me?
superanth
Ice Queen?
OSCgal
A cold, unfeeling, unsympathetic woman. Probably a snob.
Dick75
I would only classify someone as an ice queen if they were outright mean to people.
OSCgal
Which is cool, but not as common as it should be!
Dick75
obviously the world needs more me hahaha