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ToxicPineapple
So that's what Buckethead does when he's not playing.
getschwiftyatthrifty2
2nd to last though.
TwistedAttitudes
#1 WHY DOES HE NEED TWO!?
SirSparky99
#11 he’s also using the “no no” side of the grinder.
GooseWhoGames
The guy washing the window gave me tingles of anxiety.
mrsbunnyll
Do you wanna get dead? 'Cause that's how you get dead
IdisWadidis
Do you want to die? Because that's how you die
imgbnt
OSHA APPROVED!
ClearBlue
That is why, on average, women live longer than men.
ianrl337
You think some of these are a joke until you watch someone put a extending ladder out of a trunk bed to get to a roof.
LackingIngenuity
As a Danger Prevention specialist, this stuff is career fodder.
ianrl337
Also known as one of the leading causes of workplace meetings. Right behind Steve.
CatpainTpyos
Goddammit, Steve!
ChocolatePeanutButterDreams
BobDinosaur
TRUST ME, I'M AN ENGINEER
gshsjdjfkdoxugVsbididndhsj
You won't see this on a normal job site. This is half tonners with no safety program.
BaloneyBob
I liked BucketHead.
OhNoPotato
I think OSHA just spontaneously combusted.
johnvictor
Fairly certain a lot if not most are not in the USA. OSHA has no power here!
TheGhostofElizabethShue
If it's stupid and it works... it might still be stupid.
TheDTYP
Pundamentalist
Health & Safety officer for these sites:
StormWingDelta
lol yep send in the reaper and let death part them with their jobs
nokittythatsabadkitty
That was a wild ride
Duskiewastaken
ditto
lobstertelephone
Looks like a job for OSHA man !!
LackingIngenuity
The Danger Prevention Specialist!
LackingIngenuity
As a NSFW expert, aka Danger Prevention Specialist, I am favoriting for future use in now slightly less boring safety presentations.
omgwtfhuh
If you haven't before, check our r/OSHA (Reddit) for more presentation fodder.
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omgwtfhuh
lol. I had followed a link to some there a while ago and remembered it, seemed appropriate to share this time.
Imadethisaccounttoreplytoacomment
Y'all need OSHA
RWM90
The second one scared the poop outta me
malonium
One sneeze and Darwin wins....
Sean243
Darwin do your thing
Dopplerfart
SevenEyesInDarkness
When you trust your balance and frictions coefficients
RingSting
Most at these are blokes, hmmmm.
Moriarty
As a girl working in HVAC, these jobs are all wildly male-dominated.
Kudoskid
Lol seriously
AdamofAnorLondo
I have to say that the guy with the angle-grinder and the plaster bucket is actually quite creative.
drMtoboggan
I thought the same thing. He had safety In mind just not the proper ppe
BreakingBean
What is wrong with #10?
PutridSmegma
The proper angle for setting up a ladder:place its base 1/4 of the working length of the ladder from the wall or other vertical surface
lext
The ladder is too short. Should be about 3' higher so he doesn't need to stand on the top rung.
bananerbread
Nothing. Just a really tall ladder.
WasThatAFartOrAShart
Kind of looks like they put an extension on the top tier of the ladder, and it looks like he's standing on the ladder's original top step(1)
WasThatAFartOrAShart
It's unsafe, but I'll bet you 5/7 job sites don't follow safety regs to the T. It's hard to have exactly the right thing for a one-use job.
bananerbread
Nah that's just a normal extension ladder.
WasThatAFartOrAShart
Don't think so. The rubber near his feet looks like ladder socks for the ends of the ladder. Hard to tell for sure though.
RavenOlivo
Those are broken down police barricades the ladder is balancing on
bigskycountry
The footing is also a danger factor. One on tile, one on carpet...
wyzpr
I think its just OP's nope level.
assholecitizen
In Ontario- Working at heights requires a platform, when on a ladder there must be 3 points of contact at all times. In a case like this 1/?
assholecitizen
a Scissor-Lift or Zoom boom must be used in place of a ladder to allow for a working platform and to allow for 3 points of contact while 2/3
assholecitizen
on the ladder. There is also the issue of working above 3m without a fall arrest. 3/3
Leithoa
You're not supposed to stand on the last few rungs off any ladder . He's on like the second to last & has nothing to hold
Hotato
He has a banister right there!
Leithoa
2 ft above his head that's not anything approaching safe.
Hotato
He could grab the next one down?
Leithoa
...the banister 7 ft lower?
mynewestusername
Nothing at all.
Leithoa
He's too high on the ladder, the last few rungs arent meant for standing but holding
TakeItToTheHouse
and also appears to be the only one taking place in North America
mynewestusername
Plenty of dumb things happen here, but usually only when it won't be noticed by anyone who can't be fired or partly blamed.
SoundFuture
Yup, at my alma mater... I recognize the building.
Danimalalias
I had to stop looking halfway through. The anxiety...
TaterLord
Same, I just hit the go to comments button
feb29thismycakedaylol
Same, cgest started hurting
feb29thismycakedaylol
Cgest*
feb29thismycakedaylol
Seriously dude? CHEST* No wonder my wife left me...
ForgivingCat
Cgest pains are the worst.
JudgeNotByTheColorOfOnesSkinButByTheContentsOfOnesDumps
When the second typo got more upvotes than the first. It was funny. I was actually gonna say the same. My chest did hurt too
suchamaroon
I laughed until my cgest hurt. :)
bilateralLaplaceTransform
The level of trust in ones coworkers is absurd - I work in software and don't trust my colleagues to put comments in the right places.
Fairdinkums
Goodness, how do you manage all day. Try cleaning your windows from the outside or something else from this list to spice up your day!
sprfrkdvd
Family business?
zombiesphere
Comercial diver here.. I leave my life in the hands of my crew daily... Trust them with everything
reflectedsoundofundergroundspirits
As a developer, I seriously don't want to collaborate with others unless they abide by the OTBS rule. Block the damn code!
mydrivec
I don't even leave my screen unlocked around my coworkers.
Superkroot
(This is actually just a good security practice)
iFavoriteNSWFstuffButtAlsoOtherStuff
i climb at work. i refuse to climb with most of my coworkers. except 3. even if all of them are qualified climbers.
uhhMurdok
Yeah it's one thing like a coworker, to truly trust how badly a situation could end if game is not perfect. I've done the hilo one.
uhhMurdok
I was the driver, 52 yr old man rode it up. I've worked with long enough to respect his work, despite that he is a giant grump, I knew to
uhhMurdok
move only when he says and how he says while providing confirmation before I actually did anything. I would easily trust him with my life.
uhhMurdok
We also used 2 4' ratchet straps to hold the pallets down, same way I welded a crane while he drove.
tpgreyknight
Some of my coworkers could, on a good day, remember to put semicolons at the end of their lines.
tpgreyknight
(and no, we're not writing Javascript)
Cheridum
Never forgot semicolons, am writing (Node)JS, but sometimes I forget to surround some ES6 with a try/catch... Love how that doesn't throw...
tpgreyknight
> writing javascript > surprised when something works in a confusing manner
Wander1236
You should play with PHP some time.
tpgreyknight
I did that once... still have the PTSD....
HTIDPyro
Try PCP heard that helps ptsd only if you got it from playing around with PHP
reflectedsoundofundergroundspirits
With most IDEs, that is an easy find.
tpgreyknight
Really most of the time it's more like "greyknight, I got an exception..." "did you look at the stack trace?" "no..."
tpgreyknight
(I ask this question because I know damn well rightly)
AzureKytia
And then, 99.8% of the time it'll almost perfectly outline exactly where coworker dun goof'd. Rinse/Repeat with co worker 30 minutes later.
reflectedsoundofundergroundspirits
What kind of people do you work with?
tpgreyknight
They're not ALL like that. But there is this one individual... a PhD, naturally...
RincewindTVD
One of mine occasionally submits code that he never even tried to compile.
tpgreyknight
A cow orker told of someone he used to work with who "fixed bugs" by deleting bits of code until it compiled. Then commited the result.
RincewindTVD
You win. Lets never play this again, it made me feel bad.
tpgreyknight
A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.