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MRW someone comes close to guessing my phone's passcode
Oct 1, 2016 7:22 PM
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xitel
I didn't notice until just now that it twitches.
DamiensGaming
I want to know why gravity doesn’t go completely haywire around that hammer (if it’s as heavy as a neutron star).
Cerapocalypse
Is it just me or does Rogers look somewhat CGI right there?
varge
2625
IliaMazor
I think Steve didn't want the hammer... just yet
shangooo
Then his girl came along and picked it up....
gaidinbdj
I still think Stan Lee's cameo should've been a janitor cleaning after the party and he casually moves Mjolnir to wipe down the table.
Yamaroni
What are you people hiding in your phones?
srsgiraffe
http://i.stack.imgur.com/9NLTK.jpg
BrainTaffy
That layout....HNNNGGGG
LivinLikeLarry510
Notice how cap could've lifted it but he didn't cause he's modest or whatever
Suichimo
This is why Chris Hanson guards my phone from the lock screen.
legacyweaver
And now I'm curious how much CP you store on your phone...
InsanoFlexYourHero
SingleNiceFedoraWearingClassyGuycautiondonotfriendzone
This is a perfect analogy.
boobphysicist
i change mine every week or so and its a pattern lock
Ziexoro
I haven't had that yet. I live the 19 digit code. :x
PencilStick
Frick frack flippity jack dack
KarmaRaven23
Best bit of that movie. Cap'n is almost worthy.
morgan0073
Why doesn't the hammer fall through the floor.
prfesser
I thought it was supposed to be the one with the biggest dick could lift it. You know...Black Widow.
Nemain
Ahh, you've been to that part of pornhub too I see
shinobillama87
If I'm not mistaken both captain and black widow have used thors hammer.
jetstreaminfinity
Used Thor's hammer in what way? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
yehaaa6
wait, how is she worthy? I need to know more!
ElodinsSock
.
MindRape
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busdriverdan
Worthy probably means something different to the hammer than what most people consider worthy. Like you do not have to be a boy scout.
Minzoik
After some research, there is no actual reason. She was just worthy enough to use it. It also transforms her in the comic, pretty neat.
yehaaa6
... huh. that seems anti-climactic.
NihilistArbysBannedAccount
Or me
finstad4
Dick size doesnt matter. Nothing matters. Eat at Arbys.
NihilistArbysBannedAccount
It matters when it's too big for the hobo behind Arby's to suck you off. Then the only release for you is the release of death.
jetstreaminfinity
truth.
ThorGod0fThunder
jazza420
but why doesnt the hammer fall through the floor???
KeatonTS
Because its not super heavy, only people worthy can pick it up, weight has nothing to do with it
CaffeineManic
It's not heavy, it has high inertia.
jazza420
please explain physics for that
DomineSatanas
Magic.
bvtthole
It's magic.
BenSnow97
Every time it happens I just add four more numbers to it. I'm currently at four.
nejcek
I expect you'll have more upvotes by the time I wake up with my well-expected hangover.
Dbonker
He'll wield it in infinity war,https://comicnewbies.files.wordpress.com/2015/09/captain-america-picks-up-mjolnir-fear-itself.jpg?w=620&h=953
computerphile
You still think so?
Dbonker
100000000% I'm sure of it! ENDGAME IS SOON!!!!
Dbonker
Told ya he would :)
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dguinnea32
only 2 weeks shy of a full year, could be worse
UltraSuperUniqueName
Live RepostStatistics!
ausernamewhat
Enterwittyandfunnyandexpletivedeletednamehere
Which is fine by me cause I haven't been on imgur for 50 weeks and I never noticed that in the movie and I just had to go watch it again too
EvilKam
shit, if this guy's waiting 50 weeks between reposts, he's golden as far as I'm concerned.
wittyusernamefourhundredandseventyeight
Yeah at that point it's gotta be pure coincidence
ArtOfKarolMichalec
Both of these men could hammer me and I wouldn't mind
Rip901
jt005
lugh
Where are your selfies!!!!
ArtOfKarolMichalec
Selfies get downvoted !
vahnn
You're filthy and disgusting and I want to hear more.
TimTamSlam128
storytaletime
Awww yeaaaaa
GreenAce92
I volunteer as tribute
flexremmington
Surprise twist - commenter is a woman!
ArtOfKarolMichalec
I'm a raging gay actually
HmmICantThinkOfACleverUsernameRightNow
Why the hell did someone downvote you for this comment? On behalf of non-homophobic imgurians, I apologize (whether you were serious or not)
ArtOfKarolMichalec
I wasn't haha I'm gay and proud and fantasise about Thor
GodsFavouriteFaggot
aww yiss
imyourrealdad
I agree and I am a heterosexual male.
ProfessorJoeCarroll
Would you mind if I joined them?
WoolyBullyDoesNotRhymeWithSully
smooth
DictatorofPussy
Can I watch from behind the bushes?
ProfessorJoeCarroll
missboring
Won't be fulfilling your username from back there bud
ArtOfKarolMichalec
Depends
CyborgScribe
Depends on...how ripped we are and how much chocolate we offer?
ProfessorJoeCarroll
Better than a no; I'll stop while I'm ahead.
ArtOfKarolMichalec
Depends if u like good old fashioned gay sex as am a man n_n
PaulBunyanOfDicks
I'll take his place, here!
ProfessorJoeCarroll
I can't say I do, though I am curious: what's the difference between old fashioned gay sex and new school gay sex?
geiokami
I'd prefer tony stark <3 or rather Robert Downey jr
ArtOfKarolMichalec
Nah
geiokami
I want RDJ, NPH, and Seth Rogen
iseenepals
Till you're... Thor?
ArtOfKarolMichalec
Thorn
bagaault
I've always believed the only thing keeping Rogers from being worthy is he's too black and white in his beliefs.
BANANAFLAKE
AND HE TOTALLY BETRAYED STARK! WHO DOES THAT?! ALL OVER STUPID BUCKY?! TONY DIDN'T DESERVE THAT!
LadyNetrex
He is worthy, and so are many others.
stealthkat14
theoretically hes also rather uninformed and inexpereinced for such a position. leadership takes know how, not just heart.
EternalAzhrei
I hope you're not serious, because we wouldn't have Civil War if he thought in black and white. Basically everything he does is illegal.
TmanKelly
That was what was so genius about this scene imo. He could be worthy, but Cap is still fighting his war. The hammer is about preservation1/2
TmanKelly
not destruction. That's why Thor lost it in the first place. That's why Vision could carry it, not just for a one-off joke. 2/2
JahNoodles
my brain just shut off at "black". was confused until i reread your words.
BubbleBathMadness
Same
DirttheShaman
God man! Not everyone from that era was racist. Wtf is your damage?!?...... Jk :)
Nightwing1984
Misread this as "too black in his briefs" and was caught off guard
MortyINeedYouToHideTheseSeeds
Thor needed to gain some wisdom before he was worthy again. Rogers is pretty green (or he was at this time)
NotEnoughMidgets
Yes because worthiness values subjectivism, of course.
bagaault
It's a common philosophical shortcoming to assume that your side is is 1) right and 2) without fault (The Crusades). Rogers does this a lot.
NotEnoughMidgets
so you are assuming this view?
bagaault
it's not about assuming a view, it's about admitting that your view MIGHT be wrong and taking an honest look at both sides.
RustyNeX
he is only a little bit worthy, because of that one time in band camp.....
YourDailyDoseOfDankMemes
He stuck a flute in my pussy. (I wish)
Thirstraffe
oh
epicfartchugger
Glad I finished scrolling down.. cuz all I read was rogers was too black lmfao
streetsurfer789
You damn fools. It's b/c in this scene still, Steve wants to fight his way through everything. He uses his fists despite his ironic shield
streetsurfer789
Thor went through a period of time where he too wasn't worthy because he would risk his friends life just for glory and battle. Steve will 2
gitared
Maybe cuz he's a virgin
afroniner
And hello from the future.
kerms
He's too black, and white in his beliefs.
Malkhuth
That's not how commas work.
jofbaut
Yes. That's, not how, commas work.
TheNoogler
I read that it was because he thinks that glory can only come from war, evident when his worst nightmare is the end of the war
captianfabulous
I like to think that Cap is worthy but he can't lift it because Thor is still alive and mjonir can only have one wielder at a time.
Calvo7992
Vision uses it
captianfabulous
Vision isn't human
Calvo7992
Still a wielder
Lots43
Meanwhile in the comics; "Oh, the hammer? I just had some innocent people to defend. Thor here? No? I'll just keep holding it."
U6jv5X3TbvUE
I want to say Film Theory had a great theory for this on youtube, TL:DR Steve has good intentions but he's a warmonger, his scarlet 1/2
U6jv5X3TbvUE
witch vision that drove him mad was the war being over, he doesn't know what to do without someone to fight 2/2
amalgamreynolds
I'm pretty sure I'm the only person who stopped liking Rogers altogether after Civil War.
christianb333
The movie civil war or comic civil war?
RedCharlie
Not at all. I'm actually pretty impressed with the directors for taking the large one-sidedness of Civil War Iron man being a cunt and Cap-
RedCharlie
-Doing the right thing and turned it into more of a controversy. I honestly despise how he says he fights for the greater good when he would
RedCharlie
Set the world aflame for Bucky.Stark is also in the wrong for some of it but he is trying to keep the Avengers together and fix Steve's shit
BenSnow97
They aren't fixing shit, working with the authorities doesn't reduce collateral damage when saving the world. The only problem Steve has is
mrgustaveh
He pissed me off because it was a fight between iron man and Bucky and cap was just there "because he's his friend". let stark get revenge
Nomulus
1/2 But it's not the right thing to do. Bucky was brainwashed but there's a chance he can get better. The point of the Sokovia Accords was-
Nomulus
2/2 so that justice could be achieved, not actions of emotion or revenge, and Tony's attack at the end is the tables turning on their belief
EvilMadMonk
yep he was pretty stupid in it
Innerspacemonkey
It was Stark for me. All I saw during those whimsical moments with spiderman was him coercing a minor to a fight against trained soldiers.
Nomulus
A fight he probably knew nothing about, manipulated into thinking that Rogers was wrong no matter what he said.
inkpod
He was probably already fighting super villains... and Spidey had the best super villains!
Innerspacemonkey
Keeping it a secret from the legal guardian. He claimed the moral high ground because without rules they're no better than the bad guys?
TinySupreme
I love Evans' version of cap but he's always been kind of useless to me. No special powers of any kind but people still jump on his dick.
owlest
hes so fucking powerful he can beat up iron man with bare hands
TinySupreme
No he can't. If you base it on actual strength levels Iron Man is leagues above Cap. They make them about even in the movies so it 1/2
TinySupreme
Would be an interesting story and not a 1 sided slaughter. Cap has no superhuman strength or and powers at all. 2/2
TinySupreme
http://marvel.wikia.com/wiki/Strength_Scale They have Cap under superhuman which is wrong but even then IM is in the 100 ton category.
BenSnow97
Actually, I was Team Stark for the whole time, but in Civil War I found myself on Cap's side. They switched it, in the Avengers Captain was
BenSnow97
the one so eager to work with the authorities despite having no reason at all. Stark still reasoned better, even on the wrong side.
Rackshasa
This! I love Ironman but found myself wanting captain America to put a hurtin on Ironman at the end. I can't wait till #2!
Multitaskingimgurian
You aren't alone, I hated his reasoning in Civil War.
CardiosOne
It has more to do with the story line being butchered for the movie compared to the actual comic story.
myfoodisproblematic
His original reasoning was fine, but then bucky came into it and he got all emotional. Neither of them were right tho. I'm teamblackwidow
barnwolf
To be fair. The governments have almost universally proved they couldn't be trusted to treat Bucky fairly.
abitofasticklermeeseeks
His reasoning made sense but it was presented in the worst way. If he explained better than maybe but I am firmly team stark
Ferlin7
Cause Stark was so noble. When everyone was angry and in the wrong, he went for the kill. Cap stopped himself. That's why I'm team cap.
DuckyofDeath123
Wait what? Surely "it's better to sacrifice a few then give up on everyone" isn't that unpopular a reasoning?
JPBStory
Yeah, but it's a false dichotomy.
barnwolf
I just hated the whole argument against the Avengers. In every example things would have been drastically worse without the Avengers.
Tiropat
uhhh, the ultron incidents was basically entirely Tony's fault. but yeah the rest of them being there definitely helped
ElioNope
"We should work with the world leaders." "NO, WORLD WANT TAKE MY FRIEND WHO KILLS PEOPLE! HATE NEW WORLD!" That's how it came across to me.
myfoodisproblematic
But he had the stance against it before bucky even comes into it. I agreed w. cap's 1st reasoning, that signing is ducking responsibility.
KingKrown
He's worthy, The only reason he didn't lift it in the MCU was because they were all trying to lift to show out,nothing more. He lifted it
KingKrown
Twice in the comics.
XandarianNovaPrime
The reasoning is that he is worthy but he wasn't trying to lift the hammer for the right reasons, he was just trying to show off.
ispentwaytoolongthinkingaboutthis
I think Rogers knew he could lift it but pretended he couldn't to save Thor the embarrassment. Good guy Rogers!
ThatGuyWhoTellsPeopleToFcukOffAndGoBackToFacebook
Me too!
inkpod
That would explain why it moved. Awesome scene.
TimTamSlam128
Dammit! I'm imagining him in one of those freaking hats now
acme64
"I've always believed the only thing keeping Rogers from being worthy is he's too black" wait what?
owlest
how the fuck is thor worthy when hes all "haha none of you are worthy only I am"
Nomulus
He was way worse in the original Thor movie, in this he's only a little arrogant. And largely his attitude isn't all that bad.
inkpod
Odin punished him for being arrogant in the Thor movie. But it looks like he encouraged it too
LieutenantPrivateSprite
According to the comics, he is worthy, and has wielded it in the past. Just not in this scene as it was for the wrong reason. (A Game).
graycore
He is worthy, but he is too war driven to wield it. He can't accomplish anything unless it requires fighting
inspiringandfunnyusernamecoolheh
Maybe because he is only Cap. America not Cap Earth. And when he fights in a planetary saviour of course he is worthy.
Penguinsruletheworld
which completely and utterly wrecks the idea that he could have EVER been hydra.
AndPromisTomorrow
I believe the he knows the implications of being able to wield it, so he fakes not being able too
AfroSamuraiRM
Doubt it. Don't get me wrong Cap is on some crazy shit but, he has his limits.
AfroSamuraiRM
I know that Cap can actually wield it but, he wouldn't have held back.
RoyalCSGO
Many people have wielded it in the comics, including Black Widow. Mjölnir is a whore.
PinkPrincess007
Careful you, you're going to summon THAT gif!
ReverendJ
What gif?
MrSkar
I made a gallery of all those who've wielded it: /a/2IIPV
OatsThePantless
Jesus, makes that hammer seem more like a normal hammer that just dislikes around 10 people.
Thirstraffe
Kinda sucks to find this out. Doesnt feel that special anymore..
RoyalCSGO
It is kinda special, you can only wield it is worthy of heart, lots of people are, but a LOT more are not.
justicecracker
I hope in a future movie he just picks it up casually and hands it to thor and no one realizes what happened and goes on.
fuckinggodballs
Similar thing happened in the Marvel vs DC event back in the 90s. Wonder Woman found Mjolnir and handed it back to a somewhat shocked Thor
MyNameIsTonyStank
Ugh. Amalgam comics. Started off so good. Ended up soooo bad.
Tiropat
the only reason he couldn't do it in this scene is so when vision does it later everyone will just assume he is a better guy than cap
crushingbore
Elevator's not worthy.
DecadentCapitalistPig
So why can Thor wield it so much? Is he really a good dude? I've never read any of the comics and the movies don't portray that very much.
busdriverdan
Even if he is haughty and isn't a boy scout like rogers he is still very much a good person and has done acts that confirm his worthiness.
SnugglesaurusRex
He became worthy when he took command of the evacuation, and was willing to sacrifice himself to save others in Thor 1.
BigBlueBurd
It doesn't say you have to be -good-, it says you have to be -worthy-. The worthyness itself is probably nuanced.
MrSkar
I'd say the worthiness is probably based off of Thor. Those who are worthy of the title can wield it.
ZOMGNO
Yeah, he is the Heir to the Throne, so its partly to do with that
TheReturnedLordLucifer
He actually is a pretty decent dude,
Resurrectionist
Being an actual deity probably helps
LapisScarab
whether he's in a fight or not. 2/2
LapisScarab
I wonder if Mjolnir always picks at least one default owner that's generally allowed to use it, and that's why Thor can always move it 1/2
iAnswerQuestionsInaccurately
2/2 with his mighty Thor penis.
LapisScarab
Well played.
BrotherofTheNightsWatch
I thought those were like different universes, but I knew he did yield it. If I'm not mistaken, a couple other people wield it as well.
Shepsus
Yeah, differen't Uni's. Cause Superman, Wonderwoman, Storm, and Cap have all wielded it in the past.
claynipple
Pretty sure black widow can
samsonguy920
She apparently has. She probably would have lifted it in that scene but she wasn't out to prove anything.
Thedogmatrix
Yeah, him and beta ray bill for sure. Hulk thought he was but it was just Thor controlling it while he was holding it
BrotherofTheNightsWatch
1) I have never heard of Beta Ray Bill, so thank you for teaching me something new today and 2) I can't tell if that's a dick move by Thor.
DarkMatterExpander
It gives Hulk a fucking hammer yeah it's a dick move... To whoever is getting hit
whatdoesamangottadoforsomemacaroni
Aw yea dude beta ray bill is such a badass he got his own asgardian hammer
REDFAPPER
Hulk can do it from pure stupid crazy strength. He's picked it up a few times and it's mostly like He's just stronger than its magic.
DorkJedi
when properly provoked. Hulk's strength is based on his rage. There is no limit to it, he is potentially the strongest being in the universe
DJSprinkleSprankle
Hulk did, as well as Loki, Magneto, Deadpool, and Superman, who was also weilding Cap's sheild at the time
IAmTheBadW01f
What about Throg?
DJSprinkleSprankle
Oh yeah lol. My personal favorite
magmadar
Loki and Magneato ? woot
Alavar
Magneto kinda cheated but yeah
DJSprinkleSprankle
Also Ragnarok, i didn't see him mentioned
whatdoesamangottadoforsomemacaroni
wasn't he a robot ?
DJSprinkleSprankle
Yeah he was a clone during the comic civil war. Thor was on Cap's side so Tony was able to make a clone (Ragnarok) from a strand if hair.
mordrul
Wonder Woman did during Marvel vs. DC.
Thedogmatrix
Yeah she's worthy as fuck
BrotherofTheNightsWatch
Man, Internet strangers are being so helpful today.
mordrul
Nerds of a feather stick together. Or mostly we just want to show off how much we know about stuff. Take your pick.
Thedogmatrix
Yeah she's worthy as fuck
BrosBeforeDINOS
Kinda wish deadpool was able to for like a quick honorable moment, then he says "Fuck this is so cool" and it drops him 20 stories
reckuning
That would be really amazing.
BrotherofTheNightsWatch
You made me want to look this up; supposedly in one comic Loki makes him believe he posses the real mjolnir. he gets the powers and the cape
BrotherofTheNightsWatch
But still does all the 'normal' deadpool stuff like getting food, going to a festival, or getting in fights. So it still looks to be good.
WhyDontICare
Aye
YezussChrist
Spider-Man can apperently, only thing preventing him is his own self doubt.
BrotherofTheNightsWatch
Ah yes, spiderman. He should be able to, he's a real homie.
ANewBadlyDrawnReactionImageAsIMakeThem
dude sold his wife to the devil.
JonnyTHM
He's a "pure soul" according to a bunch of people.
KidKarless
he is going to be the best of all of us. you know assuming he dosnt die and get replaced by someone els
Lachlan135
I thought it was his inability to kill
BenSnow97
Nope, that would make him a DC hero
StylesRockman
I think Gwen Stacy might say differently