Poor Nelson

Jun 14, 2017 12:06 PM

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One Of US! One of US!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

He could do an hour, but the Simpsons can't put together a watchable span between commercials anymore.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Local strip club was called "Lickity Splits"

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That kid has been broken. Good.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mr. Less-than is savage af

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

YOu mean LASSAAANNN?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Here's a touch of ass v

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

The worse part is that if you stop it at just the right time, Willie get's a willy.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Burn!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, poor Nelson, getting a taste of his own medicine.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

ass you say....

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He may have been voiced by Willem DaFoe, but that teacher looks exactly like TMBG's John Linnell.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

HA-ha!

9 years ago | Likes 160 Dislikes 0

How has no one noticed this is Jim Halpert in a Universe where he never went back to Scranton. Also, Found out that Pam married Toby.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Fuck you, Lassen.

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

I came here to say this. Nearly four years too late, but duty calls

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Holy shit! I didn’t even remember this reference until I read my own comment. Thanks for the blast from the past, friend!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, why is Nelson the only kid without nostrils?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

DAMN YOU LESSTHAN

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Charlie Sheen?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I feel like the teacher is voiced by liam neeson, and if not, needs to be

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Right!?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

First time i notice Nelson doesn't have nostrils.

9 years ago | Likes 1733 Dislikes 7

I don't think any simpsons character has them.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Snake and his son have nostrils.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Ha ha!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 132 Dislikes 0

no one has nosrils. its the same with the missing finger (exept god)

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 4

Burns does...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Chief Wiggum

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

The twins have nostrils.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

He's a mouthbreather

9 years ago | Likes 354 Dislikes 0

Kill him.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

"Ha ha" is how he breathes

9 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 0

None of them do. They haven't got ear holes either.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

is it a nose or tumor... this really bugs me now

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Most bullies don't. Interestingly enough, there's a correlation between being a jerk and losing the ability to smell.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'd probably be an asshole too if I couldn't... couldn't... huh, thought I'd have something by the time I got here.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 77 Dislikes 0

"scooby this isnt weed"

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Shit, I've seen that face on crimewatch! Do not approach.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Damn.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do any of them?

9 years ago | Likes 146 Dislikes 0

Snake does

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Moe does.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The twins

9 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 0

Chief Wiggum does

9 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 1

Chief Piggum!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Homer stuck a crayon up his nose. That's much harder without nostrils.

9 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

Situational nostrils.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

But Homer would find a way.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

But not unpossible

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Upvote for "me fail English?" correct spelling

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a teacher, kids this time of year are little shits and deserve every burn they receive.

9 years ago | Likes 562 Dislikes 19

Like sunburns during the summer

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You mean the sunmer?

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Agreeeeeed. Summer school has been slow, painful hell for me.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I always roast my students. They love it, actually.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What grade level do you teach...I teach k-5 music and roasting them is like clubbing baby seals

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Grade seven to eleven French.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Should there ever be a bill that grants you this right, you can count on my vote.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In a way, roasting elementary age kids (I'm a music teacher) is like clubbing baby seals. However there are some kids that won't stop unless

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You burn them so bad that they become embarrassed to speak

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Exam season?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Try working at an alternative high school specializing in BD kids.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Was sent to one of those schools because my dad thought it meant 'cool' alternative, not 'crazy' alternative. It was an .. education.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bless your soul

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have some kiddos with Autism who have singing related triggers ( I teach music). But that's nothing g compared to BD kids

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ok… i'll bite… what are BD kids?

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Bit douchey

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bald Diabetic

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Butter Dildos

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Behavioral disabilities

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Big Dick

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

You gonna demonstrate?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Make sure to upvote this more than the actual answer

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What do you mean? This is the actual answer!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Behavior Disorder

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I was thinking the first half of BDSM.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So, any UK private school then? :)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

v

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

From one teacher to another, kids are always little shits. Right?

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Only if they were already small when you ate them.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

everyone's always a little shit.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Gift knight more like shit username knight, BOOM. AINT NO GIF FOR THAT BURN BOIII

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

Yoooo last week a fourth grader brought PEPPER SPRAY to school and sprayed some kids with it!

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Then why are you a teacher

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Be a teacher for one day then come back

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

I have one this year who is just completely insatiable. ODD and a laundry list of other problems, all because his parents couldn't care 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I can really see how people can become alcoholics having to deal with this shit.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

And then they make excuaes for their kids. bwcause it was your job to raise them apparently

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Exactly!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No kidding

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's why I'm going into teaching older kids. Or younger grown-ups.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That was originally my goal, and still is, but there was a full-time position open for elementary music. I want to go back to MS band & orch

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm hopefully going to be teaching a profession, or part of a profession, so I'll get even older "kids". ;)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Makes me think of a kid in high school who was bullied relentlessly because his mom stripped in the past. Everyone called him Kitty Bar. 1/

9 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 1

Poor kid blew his lid one day. Just started crying and screaming in the middle of the courtyard at lunch. It was awful. He was a nice kid 2/

9 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

He gave me $1 so I could get a slice of pizza one time. He didn't even know me. I hope he's happy these days. /end

9 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

His mom used to strip and he gave you a single? I think you bought pizza with a booty dollar.

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 3

What better way to spend it than on Pizza™?

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I knew a kid like that. 'Very emotional kid, and easy to rile. The other teens found kind of a sick joy in setting him off.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

His name wasn't Dylan or Eric, was it?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You know what? His name just might've been Dylan.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0