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Jun 14, 2017 12:06 PM
IsNice
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catsaresosmell
One Of US! One of US!
TimeAndMemeLordOfGallifrey
NortherWinslow5
He could do an hour, but the Simpsons can't put together a watchable span between commercials anymore.
wambu
Local strip club was called "Lickity Splits"
gatobagger22
GigglesMeister
That kid has been broken. Good.
dudeandthecatastrophe
Mr. Less-than is savage af
ManMashine
YOu mean LASSAAANNN?
grassomer
Here's a touch of ass
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JintaSai
The worse part is that if you stop it at just the right time, Willie get's a willy.
Stefunny23
Burn!
ArtArchive
Yeah, poor Nelson, getting a taste of his own medicine.
BritishRebelSurvivorandVictor
seemill
He may have been voiced by Willem DaFoe, but that teacher looks exactly like TMBG's John Linnell.
OnlyCommentNeverPost
HA-ha!
ChickenSirloin
How has no one noticed this is Jim Halpert in a Universe where he never went back to Scranton. Also, Found out that Pam married Toby.
AvengeTheCompanionCube
Fuck you, Lassen.
TedBuckley
I came here to say this. Nearly four years too late, but duty calls
AvengeTheCompanionCube
Holy shit! I didn’t even remember this reference until I read my own comment. Thanks for the blast from the past, friend!
alisongrace5656
Yeah, why is Nelson the only kid without nostrils?
GPLink
DAMN YOU LESSTHAN
GingerJuice
Charlie Sheen?
iamkyleh
I feel like the teacher is voiced by liam neeson, and if not, needs to be
dauminator87
Right!?
allmypostshadnopantson
First time i notice Nelson doesn't have nostrils.
TJ3027
I don't think any simpsons character has them.
Dagithor
Snake and his son have nostrils.
TheYoungBear
abacaxi
Ha ha!
10tacles
http://imgur.com/3FeAkIW
Applepotamus
Sinth0ras
no one has nosrils. its the same with the missing finger (exept god)
Dapro1
Burns does...
HaulinOats
Chief Wiggum
MeesterMeester
The twins have nostrils.
HumpbackWhale89
He's a mouthbreather
Moobbles
Kill him.
TimmyDans
"Ha ha" is how he breathes
CitrusAss
None of them do. They haven't got ear holes either.
Jetda
is it a nose or tumor... this really bugs me now
Flamingoid
Most bullies don't. Interestingly enough, there's a correlation between being a jerk and losing the ability to smell.
Falos
I'd probably be an asshole too if I couldn't... couldn't... huh, thought I'd have something by the time I got here.
SirFeatherbottom
CirclejerqueDuSoleil
"scooby this isnt weed"
eastridingbandit
Shit, I've seen that face on crimewatch! Do not approach.
ArisMis
BeadyEyed123
Damn.
cleverhippie
Do any of them?
toiletpapers
Snake does
TheGreatBlueHeron
Moe does.
Dapro1
Burns
Dapro1
https://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/simpsons/images/6/6a/Mr_Burns_evil.gif/revision/latest?cb=20100702150413
GandalfsLawyer
The twins
HaulinOats
Chief Wiggum does
WhiteTexan
Chief Piggum!
TheLesserOfTwoWeevils
Homer stuck a crayon up his nose. That's much harder without nostrils.
TheGreatBlueHeron
Situational nostrils.
BeadyEyed123
But Homer would find a way.
origina1crisp
But not unpossible
ItWasLikeThatWhenIGotHere
Upvote for "me fail English?" correct spelling
Snowblind321
As a teacher, kids this time of year are little shits and deserve every burn they receive.
scooterific
Like sunburns during the summer
PmMeYourFavDinosaur
You mean the sunmer?
bizarrelovetriangle
Agreeeeeed. Summer school has been slow, painful hell for me.
Southbird85
I always roast my students. They love it, actually.
Snowblind321
What grade level do you teach...I teach k-5 music and roasting them is like clubbing baby seals
Southbird85
Grade seven to eleven French.
Jaqdakloun
Should there ever be a bill that grants you this right, you can count on my vote.
Snowblind321
In a way, roasting elementary age kids (I'm a music teacher) is like clubbing baby seals. However there are some kids that won't stop unless
Snowblind321
You burn them so bad that they become embarrassed to speak
AvianMilk
Exam season?
MrShepard
Try working at an alternative high school specializing in BD kids.
AlcoholicsAnonymousBYO
Was sent to one of those schools because my dad thought it meant 'cool' alternative, not 'crazy' alternative. It was an .. education.
QuietScreaming
Bless your soul
Snowblind321
I have some kiddos with Autism who have singing related triggers ( I teach music). But that's nothing g compared to BD kids
QuantumSupersexposition
ok… i'll bite… what are BD kids?
Cambino
Bit douchey
M0nst3r23
Bald Diabetic
whatupmyknitters
Butter Dildos
MrShepard
Behavioral disabilities
bigreagan
Big Dick
QuantumSupersexposition
You gonna demonstrate?
CirclejerqueDuSoleil
Make sure to upvote this more than the actual answer
vitorsly
What do you mean? This is the actual answer!
CirclejerqueDuSoleil
ChaoticWeird
Behavior Disorder
SithElephant
I was thinking the first half of BDSM.
Mostlydeadpool
So, any UK private school then? :)
CirclejerqueDuSoleil
GIFKNIGHT
From one teacher to another, kids are always little shits. Right?
INoLongerWorkAtAnOffice
Only if they were already small when you ate them.
InternationalPhoneticAlphabet
everyone's always a little shit.
PresidentBolbi
Gift knight more like shit username knight, BOOM. AINT NO GIF FOR THAT BURN BOIII
takeitfromthetop
Yoooo last week a fourth grader brought PEPPER SPRAY to school and sprayed some kids with it!
MissButtercup
Then why are you a teacher
freshoffthecouch
Be a teacher for one day then come back
Certifiedhoboexpert
I have one this year who is just completely insatiable. ODD and a laundry list of other problems, all because his parents couldn't care 1/2
Certifiedhoboexpert
I can really see how people can become alcoholics having to deal with this shit.
thedudeman519
And then they make excuaes for their kids. bwcause it was your job to raise them apparently
Certifiedhoboexpert
Exactly!
Snowblind321
No kidding
Cerinna
That's why I'm going into teaching older kids. Or younger grown-ups.
Snowblind321
That was originally my goal, and still is, but there was a full-time position open for elementary music. I want to go back to MS band & orch
Cerinna
I'm hopefully going to be teaching a profession, or part of a profession, so I'll get even older "kids". ;)
sweetorunsweet
Makes me think of a kid in high school who was bullied relentlessly because his mom stripped in the past. Everyone called him Kitty Bar. 1/
sweetorunsweet
Poor kid blew his lid one day. Just started crying and screaming in the middle of the courtyard at lunch. It was awful. He was a nice kid 2/
sweetorunsweet
He gave me $1 so I could get a slice of pizza one time. He didn't even know me. I hope he's happy these days. /end
AllWorkandNoCosplay
His mom used to strip and he gave you a single? I think you bought pizza with a booty dollar.
sweetorunsweet
What better way to spend it than on Pizza™?
Schmuck4hire
I knew a kid like that. 'Very emotional kid, and easy to rile. The other teens found kind of a sick joy in setting him off.
disinfectantrum
His name wasn't Dylan or Eric, was it?
Schmuck4hire
You know what? His name just might've been Dylan.