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ALISDAN2000
I CAN PAY YOU WITH PICKLES! SERIOUSLY! I'M NOT KIDDING! I'LL GIVE YOU THE PICKLES!
DM2323
message misunderstood... Should I stick my dick in it?
eruditic
instructions not clear, dropped a duece
ThisAccountIsMainlyForUpvoting
Yeah, boo Stephanie Meyer!
StayatHomeCatMom
Meanwhile the best thing to happen at my library is no late fines on children's books. I don't have child, I just don't want to grow up.
peridotstar
Good choice--I hear its a total scam
HowCanIJoinTheEvilLeagueOfEvil
I think Cathy should join Imgur to talk about her ferrets.
JebediahMountainfire
Good to know that all I need to do is post someone else's OC from elsewhere online to get tons of points...
candyman106
There's little logos on the bottom of every flyer.
cfcannon
Way to spoil the mystery, Mr. Holmes.
shamelessselfpromoter
as a previous library employee, can confirm.
DJThuglifeSupreme
the photoshop on this is so bad...
goingkimmando
as a fellow library people: *stephenie meyer
Benonbenaction
Anyone else imagine the first one in Tina Belcher's voice?
DentedDrip
I'm going to start yelling "NOT A SQUIRREL" on a more regular basis.
arKish
I like the armless child in #3 holding the book with its feet
chelo555
It seems Cathy is on her way to becoming Crazy Ferret Lady
duckwithnoluck
OfficialUsernameChecker
Johnny Walker black, for people who have expensive tastes but their bank accounts dont
ShaydeLiger
How many drop boxes does this library have???
NickBean
#3 says don't drop your pickles. #6 says they will pay in pickles. So which is it!? Do drop or don't!? IM SO CONFUSED!!!
llamasaylol
I read it as "play with pickles" until I read this. I thought it was being dirty.
ZimDaFox
The person in #6 wants to get rid of the pickles from #3 and doesn't want more pickles.
CarpeMofo
Exactly, they already have the pickles, so now they just want to get rid of them.
megsx104
Librarian helpers and librarians have an awesome sense of humor. Source: I worked as a librarian assistant for two years.
fnordy
What is a librarian's obsession with pickles?
strangledbyaturtleneck
I don't want a pickle, I just wanna ride my motorsickle. And I don't wanna die, I just wanna ride my motorcy...cle.
schmassbinder123
I don't want a tickle
Tyrannotron
Stick... Stick your pickle in it.
LionHeart31337
I think I could handle being paid in pickles.
VulpesIncendium
I love me some pickles
BlueSpaceLizard
My local video hire shop had to remove their after-hours return box, because people were putting their dick in it...and urinating :|
jormie
I got a pickle...
MongrelArchitect
I got a pickle...
Blackd0nuts
Hey I got one too!
schleppelthebogeyman
I got a rock.
TheSSMorgan2015
I got two pickles today hey hey
MongrelArchitect
I'll sell you my pickle for a nickel.
letsstealahouse
I want to be a librarian.
elusiveg
+1 for #5
debatablesarcasm
Says Los Angeles Public Library on bottom. Someone go there and confirm! And take Keith's lunch too. Fuck Keith.
ChickswithKnives
My best guess is that this is the Edendale branch in Echo Park. (Just by the color of the tiles. That may not be enough to go on though.)
b0pp
It's not central library or the studio city branch. Youll need to rule out 70 others to find the correct location; good luck!
1AMTHEBATMAN
Parks and Rec taught me to hate libraries though
mcdude21
Better to work in sewage, cool bro's up there gettin' chicks
keefteef
As a librarian named Keith: fuck you too, buddy
Fuckweasel
Okay, but only if he's hot.
MelanomaCanSuckATurd
remember to shout NOT A SQUIRREL whist doing it tho!
BurpMacklinFBI
There are like a million of those and it's definitely not the central library downtown.
PitchforkSalesperson
Found the squirrel
lilduck9
Kuck Feith.
thelumpinthecrotchofthelastblackdeathvictim
*slow clap*
AdmJota
That's mean. You should be nice to Keith. Give him a pickle.
al640814
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
pookieeatworld
I always keep a pickle in my pants, for emergencies, you know...
ShadeFawks
Or have a squirrel replace his lunch with pickles
JadeNB1729
Sorry, I had to stick my dick in the pickle slicer.
MaggGyver
Will do. I LOVE that place!
JoelTheRockSettles
Follow up!!!!! And come back and tell us!
KrombopulusMichaelKiIls
I'm holding you to this commitment.
Procrastinating4Dayz
Alpha unit on standby. Waiting for @MaggGyver to deliver. Over.
MaggGyver
It will probably have to wait 'till the weekend. Shiiiit ton of studying to do :-P
SaltyDitchDr
Commenting for follow up
IdioticCarpet
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Procrastinating4Dayz
Aww. Alright. Just went through a pretty heavy study week two weeks ago too. Good luck!
SuckGiblets
Just waiting for answers, and good luck!
ThatsPermanent
As a librarian: I want to hire that person.
pixarpizza
Jeff Wysaski is his name
IdontshaveforSherlock
Mike?
LionHeart31337
The old pay with pickles line. Boy have I fallen for that one before.
AnonEmooses
Could you hire me instead and I can pretend to be funny?
ThatsPermanent
That's a possibility. I'll pretend to have a budget.
asianjimhalpert
I like reading and shushing people and sometimes I'm funny...
DarkTowerRose
As an admirer of books and libraries, is getting the Master's degree worth it to be around books all day?
b0pp
MLS is required to be a librarian in large systems (lapl for example) yet you rarely use the degree in a public system. Catch 22.
ThatsPermanent
I love working for a university library. A lot of public library work is a bit like social work. And the party isn't great.
UsernameNotVerifiedForAccuracy
Currently getting this degree. I'm focusing my degree on gaining the tech skills. Offers more job flexibility in the long run.
KeyokeRabbit
I miss being a librarian :(
buskill
As a libertarian: Too many rules.
inagoddadavida
http://obviousplant.tumblr.com He has a habit of making signs like these.
Thelibrarianchick
I'll join your library!
FizzixHD
Dude same
TheCorporalNosaj
Who hires a person who wants pictures of cute boys?
iPretend
How are library's doing these days with all the ebooks n' shit?
bitchinmona
Libraries are not just for books! (:
cattywumpus
Just fine. We have free ebooks. Also, we teach old people how to use ereaders.
schofieldkid
Great. If it works with all the DRM-Shit the Publishers use. As far as I can see, students use our library mostly for doing their projects.
Oblio
Recent studies have proven that print books are still winning over ebooks in public libraries and even more so in younger generations.
Oblio
Sauce: I'm a librarian too
Diddyu
Aww fuck! I thought that was a trash can for dog poo. I've been using it for years!
LionHeart31337
The old pay with pickles line. Not have I heard that one!
IdontshaveforSherlock
As a former library and book store worker, I am that person.
RamLama
As a former library employee, I want to have been that person.
Thatisnothowyoucitethings
As a librarian you would not believe the kinds of things people put in the book drop. Best: a kitten Worst: used condom
beardyfaceguy
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
Always upvote Obvious Plant.
gummysharkies
I love them, but I've always wondered, is this a thing a community of people do? or are these reposts?
GMark
Obvious Plant: http://static.stereogum.com/uploads/2014/07/451378754.jpg
DoubleRaveJump
Hey cmon 9 ferrets sounds interesting
pogopooper
Having a small business is loads of fun!
NotSoSmartAlek
Xaldyn
It sounds like a nightmare honestly. I've never even owned ferrets, and yet I've found that even two ferrets is a handful by proxy.
PainItForward
I had 3: Slink, Peanut Butter and Thor. I loved those weird little cat snakes but I cannot imagine having 9 o.O
bunduz
She's the one that smells like ferrets
MrRandom314159
The kind of interesting you talk about not with the someone.
Diddyu
Hmm, I don't think I've ever cum on 9 ferrets, and I'm down with trying new things. Any tips?
DoorToDoorWikipediaSalesman
Not to mention a bit transgressive, since owning ferrets in CA (where this is) is illegal.
pogopooper
Having a small business is loads of fun!
crpplepunk
+1 for you.
scuba7jb
I heard they have a weird smell...
DrTacticalKeyboard
kind of like a de-sented skunk...that probably doesn't help the average person does it. It is a unique smell though, not bad, just distinct
Imsorrythatwasinappropriate
no they use their noses like everything else
ferretyferret
They smell fine. Just keep their cage clean.
zeradeth
Bathe them every once in a while and clean their litter pans regularly and they don't smell too strong.
Jayhawk92
Babysat(?) a couple ferrets somewhere around 10 years ago. They smell weird. Not necessarily bad, just kinda weird
TheWayADrillWorks
I had 7 when I was in high school.
DoubleRaveJump
How and why
DoubleRaveJump
I wish I had nice things like ferrets that love you uncontrollably
DoubleRaveJump
How and why
TheWayADrillWorks
My dad really likes catsnakes, he had two when he was a bachelor. From there it just became "the more the merrier". In fact (1/2)
TheWayADrillWorks
one of ours was marked down at the pet store because she kept getting out (2/2)
TheWayADrillWorks
(Er, clarifying, two when he was a bachelor, we started with two as pets when I has in HS and kept getting more)
MikaTrinidad
STEPHANIE MEYER LOLOLOL
frostedbutler
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
comicreader
So what does it say about me that I have all of there twilight books?
GRiMGRiZ
that you are stout of heart and simple of mind
electronickss
Their*
comicreader
Omg. I'm so embarrassed. I know the difference. Thank you!
Thelibrarianchick
Everyone likes what they like for a reason. You don't have to ever feel bad about your reading choices :)
CatrionaShadowleaf
That for some reason you paid money for all the Twilight books.
comicreader
... and 2 of the graphic novels.... :/
CatrionaShadowleaf
I actually did not know that there were graphic novels. TIL!
comicreader
There are more coming out I believe, and I'm not getting them. Because I'm a grown up now who also owns all but on of the DVDs :(
comicreader
2 of them make the first twilight book.