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SpookyLittleDarling
She want the D!...In this case...it is sooo true! Damn that pizza looks like I'd have a food baby in 9 minutes...
geiokami
Now that's a meat lovers pizza
wheresthetone
i love that they are meatballs
wotemer
I'd have thought it is Tuna. For the appropriate smell
moffit
if your balls smell like fish maybe you should consider soap and a change of underwear
JamesJabberwocky
and salami on the shaft. Talk about suck my wurst.
ThePaultergeist
To be fair, Alex might have been a real Asstronaut.
CertifiedWhitShow
And now class we have another new and delicious way to tell someone to eat a dick
meganical
Go eat a dick, Alex
VicenteRojas
These would be great for bachelorette parties!! I can see a niche market here...
miniondad
It's a peckeroni pizza with meat balls.
Hatrax
Anything is a dildo, etc.
MydeslyxiasFunnyToMe
Shove it in your mouth. Then get it down your throat.
Leralith
Well, the Pepperoni Passion makes me think of dicks even when the pizza itself is round...
GordanFreeman23
This is like those porn productions.
hatchdaddy19
I can't believe he ate the whole thing.
stabstone
So it's in the the shape of a rocket ship. Big deal.
reaperhead
A red rocket ship, if you will
pianostacatto
Big whoop, big whoop!
neithermenoryou
Primed for penetration into deep space.
surprisedthisnameisnttaken
https://youtu.be/ARXqNc5DGXU
MagneticLasso
oh my sweet summer child...
Mavgurian
Beat me by 40 minutes
SpookyMittens
https://youtu.be/oLEwJ2zyaDo
Starkiller02
What movie?
mynameisnotFREDmymomjustcallsmethat
Love that movie, one of my favorites!
Shyblade
I thought it was a fish.
Howtogrowwood
Thats not a rocket ship that looks more like a giant....
Dolphinsrapedmybaby
Woody! Woody Allen, can i have your autograph?
imnotthedoctor
It's Harrison. Even I hate me for correcting you
Diddyu
Sure, here ya go. Hey what's that?? It kinda looks like a great, big...
definitelynotsatan667
Penis
pianostacatto
I'm pretty sure that's a rocket ship.
Milkforthekhorneflakes
Wang! Pay attention! W: I'm sorry i was distracted by an enormous flying....
iwantacorgi
Johnson! Get over here and sign this big stack of..
Carlox
Must be shopped, British people don't really complain and would rather tut to themselves.
TheCauseTheKidTheCourseTheCharm
Don't neglect the balls
dicklashanks
So you dislike our new sponge Bob inspired squidward pizza I take it??
rxse7en
Meat balls and peckeroni
Gojiradestroys12
AntiCircleJerker
Pro Tip: Don't just focus on the pepperoni and neglect the meatballs.
txmount
I'm guessing his ex works at that store...?
dirtjur
Almost as good as none pizza, left beef
JimNeverHasASecondCupOfCoffeeAtHome
You don't like your double banjo pizza?
lancell
I'm guessing this guy doesn't tip...
AnotherOneBitesTheCrust
I mean, he did order a meat-lovers pizza
RaymuhndReddington
i wouldnt even eat that. who knows what they did to it
DrunkShakespeare
Some advice: don't touch the garlic butter
DoNotFeedAfterMidnight
In your heart of hearts.... I think you know. ;)
CheshiresShadow
Or what it did to them.
imscaryterrybittch
BadTaiming
It's still pizza quit complaining and eat it.
HappyJello
Uh, what's wrong with a skateboard?
inkthink
Well, that's what you get for ordering a meat lover's for one
LetMeTellYouHowIPlannedToKillYouBeforeYouEscapeMrBond
As a Brit my main complaint would be that it's a waste of a box. I'll happily eat dick shaped pizza that doesn't waste trees.
tinskie
... what does that have to do with being a Brit?
LetMeTellYouHowIPlannedToKillYouBeforeYouEscapeMrBond
It's Dominos UK.
tinskie
lol right
o11c
"I'll happily eat dick" -LetMeTellYouHowIPlannedToKillYouBeforeYouEscapeMrBond
HarryTheCaveman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SB2auWp7exI
LetMeTellYouHowIPlannedToKillYouBeforeYouEscapeMrBond
I stand by this quote mine, also you made my boyfriend laugh. Thanks.
o11c
I bet I know *how* you made your boyfriend happy too.
LetMeTellYouHowIPlannedToKillYouBeforeYouEscapeMrBond
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkJnd9rSAQ8
LetMeTellYouHowIPlannedToKillYouBeforeYouEscapeMrBond
Is that some kind of problem? Oh no! An adult on the internet is sexually active!