Cake Day!

Jan 29, 2017 2:51 PM

mars19

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Wait for it!
Edit: My first time in front page!! you guys rock!

I count at least 12 pixels

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

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6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

H

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tbh if she should've pushed anyone it should've been the boyfriend not the stripper

9 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 2

Cock blocked!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

v

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

lol

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This relationship may not work

9 years ago | Likes 85 Dislikes 3

id wait till she is at the alter, then call her dads cell and apologize to him and tell him to enjoy his party

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now there's a lucky guy.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean, they went to the strop club together right?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Strop club

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

As the stripper would report this as an assault to the police, this is just something you don't do

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Unless that's no strip club, that girl is just doing her job. Player 3 is a bitch.

9 years ago | Likes 270 Dislikes 12

They made a vow they would get married if neither one of them saw a naked body by the time they were 22. He was bending the rules!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Saying that there is a pole to the left in the scene, I'm 91.4% sure it's a strip club. Player 3 is a doucheknocker

9 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 1

However, I've heard some bars literally have bars (or a pole) in them so drunk people can hold onto them

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Or you know... Player 1

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 3

I've been trying to figure out why the guy was innocent in all the other comments, too.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

He shouldn't have a lapdance when his girlfriend is in the room, and she shouldn't have shoved a girl just doing her job. Both are douches.

9 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 5

They have so much in common! <3

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

how do you know thats his gf?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

I'm assuming from context

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Really? I paid for my husband's lap dance at the strip club. It was awesome!

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

that's completely different, you were clearly ok with it

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I paid for a lap dance for myself after his. You know how you're not allowed to touch the dancers? She wall over me like a cheap suit!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That is... unconventional

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So I've heard. I think it's really sexy. He's gone without me too, I trust him. If he cheats with a dancer, he was going to do it anyway.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Maybe don't hire bouncers that weigh less than the shitty girlfriend.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

I want to see the rest of the video, where is that damned bouncer?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The comments in support and def3nse of the stripper restore my faith in humanity.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

id wait till she is at the alter, then call her dads cell and apologize to him and tell him to enjoy his party

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why is she wearing a bikini over a shirt

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We know who wears the pants

9 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 5

The guy was the only one wearing pants in this Gif

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 3

"We know who wears the pants. And by that I mean who is an abusive psychopath"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

...not the stripper!

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

I'm not sure that now wanting to be cheated on counts as being the dominant in the relationship

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 31

That's not cheating...

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

You may think going to strippers is gross (and id agree), but if you think it's cheating you have major self-esteem issues.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 4

I don't think strippers are gross, and I don't think it's cheating. All I'm saying is that the woman in the gif might view it that way

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 6

Oh no! Did the stripper get imjured?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The gif of it is right there... oh, I thought you said imgured but you meant injured.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*imgured

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

nice, very nice lame joke!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Is the stripper okay? Someone tip her!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Just the tip?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She's already been tipped.... over

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

dick move to go to a strip club when your dating, but imagine if the genders were reversed.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Eh, I'm not ok with my man going to strip clubs so I'm certainly not going to go to one. I try to be fair. He's the only stripper I need ;)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

MOM STOP LET ME GO!!!!!!

9 years ago | Likes 471 Dislikes 1

WHY DID YOU PUSH MY MOM!?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It was actually his sister.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

I was talking about the one dancing

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Mama mia let me go!

9 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

Ko-rean mom... has a purse chock-full of buckles, for meee... for meeee... for MEEEE!

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

*Badass guitar riff*

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

*sick drum beat in the background*

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

MA, tell your friends to go away!

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Rule no 1: Never, EVER, bring your sister with you!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's assault.

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 3

Don't worry. She's a woman.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 13

Still assault

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

It was a joke. Apparently, people didn't like it or didn't get it.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

yeah it wasn't that great. dw tho, we can't all own it everytime.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Player 3 entered the game...

9 years ago | Likes 179 Dislikes 0

Player 3 beat the shit of player 2

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Player 3 Fucking player 1 to showing dominance...

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

v

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

he is fucking dead..

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel sorry for the stripper, she was just doing her job.

9 years ago | Likes 1701 Dislikes 2

She got the money anyway so she probably doesn't care.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 28

So if someone just randomly shoved you over at your workplace, you wouldn't care since you're still getting paid? : /

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sorry to break it to you but this is one of those fake videos

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Absolutely. The girlfriend should have clotheslined the guy instead to drag him out.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Stripper lives matter

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would punch her to fuck for pushing me..

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Yeah, and those heels look painful.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

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9 years ago (deleted Jan 29, 2017 7:10 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

I would even report assault to the police, this is just something you don't do

9 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 2

I mean yes, but at the same time the dude shouldn't have been up there if he had a GF.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

that's not the point he was saying the girl shouldn't have pushed the girl that was doing the strip tease cuz dats her job 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

and it's not her fault the guy is there she is just doing what she is paid to do, and it's not right to attack her for it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's basically the same as porn--you're not actually allowed to touch the strippers. I don't see the problem

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

It's the principal of the thing. I'm not like that, but I understand people who are.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I agree. I imagine this was a trust issue though, she must've asked him not to, or he said he wasn't going.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know it's fake but what if it had been his stag do?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Then he should've had her permission? I'd had if mine goes, but you need to respect your SO's feelings. Especially if you're getting married

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Had permission? You aren't property. Respect doesn't come from demands when it comes to SO, in my experience at least.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

So... therefore the stripper should expecct to get hurt? No the guy coudl get told something, no-one should be physically hurt.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I never said the girl was in the right. But that guy was probably in the wrong, too.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Assault is not okay, unless it's self defense. I don't care if that's his dying wife, her jealousy doesn't excuse abuse to others.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No you said "shouldn't" not "probably shouldn't"... small difference, but still.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I said shouldn't IF that's his gf. The probably in the second applies to the possibility that she's just some crazy chick.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

it's fake.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 5

Sauce?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He means the butt, she has implants...that's a thing now right?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

that ass is too small to have implants

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0