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Feb 21, 2020 5:54 PM
doubleyouexwhyandz
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Macnin10dos
No way this guy has a twitter account
artifactcreature
YourFatMother
Absolutely not. The Internet is a place of truth, honor, and dignity.
artifactcreature
SigilLovesSpace
Imagine if it wasn't a lie and they actually did that though.
SigilLovesSpace
And then imagine trying to convince everyone it's actually true
ZumpyBump
Me: finally someone on twitter admits the conversation is fake. T-Rex Robot Jessica Alba: about time!
Rumple5kin
I also choose this guy’s wife.
Awmph
I had the same conversation with my wife
WhiteVanNoChildrenAllowed
I too want to bang his fake wife
Speedohero
I too had this same conversation with this guys wife
BellyBrush
I had a wife
Goulache
I also choose this guy’s wife.
haroldmann
She has a big penis?
root1657
satansclitoris
jmbmpt
Seems legit.
Dionysus187
nOtHiNg eVeR HaPpEnS In tHe iNtErNeT StArTeR KiT
TheDrunkNinja
Caviar is gross
DougTheLlama
Seriously, there's no way that guy has the right spoon for caviar.
BifuriousPanda
All you need is not a metal one. You can use a plastic spoon for caviar. You dont need to go pinkies out with mother of pearl.
TheresnoDanaonlyZuul
Is caviar actually good?
sophware
it's not briny. that's bs. it's ultra salty. way too salty. no, it's not good.
BeRad117
Depends on the kind and your preferences, like everything else. It doesn't have to be expensive either. Don't be afraid to try things.
romicra88
It's like durian fruit. You'll either like it or not. Can't trust anyone opinion, but could make it a bucket list thing.
Trentski
It’s better when you have a huge penis, I’m told.
SirReginaldDukeOfChutney
It's not bad. Tastes like a creamy ocean spread. The best stuff is far too expensive to be considered worth it.
plymouthvaliant
It tastes like fish oil
JonathanHoag
I haven't had Beluga caviar, but I have had several other kinds of fish roe, and yes. Delicious. Briny and interesting and nice.
Lurkinjustlookinohlookarmrolls
Watch it being "harvested" from live female fish. Then ask yourself if you still want to eat it.
JungleBrain
No. Welcome to the layer of culinary where “I have money, therefore it’s good!” Reigns supreme. Enjoy your annoying and eyebrow raising stay
BeRad117
Ah yes, the "Why would you spend money on expensive liquor when when cheap stuff exist and can get you drunker quicker?" crowed.
JungleBrain
Maybe I just have a vendetta against Caviar
MadFamousLove
some people love it, but it's mostly just salty. there is a lot of difference in different kinds too, can't just say "yes is good" some is.
Muszkatela
depends, there are some that taste like salty soap, and others are delicious, especially if you like fat, rich fishes.
ElbowDeep
Do you like the taste of semen in bead form?
HelpfulHomo
Yes.
ImNotANecrophiliacImJustNostalgic
I don't know what sort of cum you're having mate, but sounds like you got yourself a way to make easy money
YourFatMother
Maybe
DeadishPool
........ maybe.
thebigbaka
Do Higher Prices Make Food Taste Better? Science Says Yes
SnugglesaurusRex
That also works for placebos. The more you charge for fake medicine, the better it works.
AndromedaBlade
no
zaandari11
Depends. Do you want the advice from someone who has never had it?
TheresnoDanaonlyZuul
Absolutely
zaandari11
Imagine you’re pumping your mouth full of gas, but instead of gas it’s hundreds of fish eggs, and you’re actually at a zoo high on lsd.
EndIris
Oh yes definitely
zaandari11
Imagine your favorite ice cream flavor, and the first time you had it. Because it will never compare to that moment. Your childhood is gone.
WhiteVanNoChildrenAllowed
Thanks for the insightful review @zaandari11
germerica
Ok I had a Ukrainian gf for 2 years. You need a baguette cut into slices, and cover the slice in butter. 1/2
germerica
Cover the butter slice in caviar, and repeat. This is how the Russians/Ukrainians do it. Butter is just as important as the caviar.
cardinal29
Don't forget to follow each one with a shot of vodka!
CaldariBob
Just one?
TheresnoDanaonlyZuul
That sounds pretty tasty actually