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The fact that this is on FP not only confirms I hang out on the right website but also confirms that my in-laws are really needing this kind of surprise in their life. Thanks all!
PrimePowerOn
Wouldn't make the noise.
baturro
Oh god...
TexxasTerror
This will be how I get out of family holiday invites, starting from the next one
theBEARDEDarchaeologist
Read that as gravity and thought maybe that's taking the joke too far.
fab4freak
...chocolate gravy
TwoToeRings
Shart art
WhatSmellsLikeFish
PersonalDildo
Wtf 147 points nad front page?
58d8fee2
Yes, that is way too far.
gotmojomang
Canned chillie might add a little spice.
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threenothappening
chicken gravy
forestfinagle
LivingDecomposition
Haha totally, instead of a practical joke you can also ruin someone's furniture.
RelevantReference
That sounds like a shitty idea
Aingelproject667
I don't imagine it making a farting noise, rather it seems to me like it'd just explode all over their ass...which is honestly funnier.
kualityE
Ooohhhh yes this is happening to my brother this weekend
Trustinlies
I want results in a post
inyourheadunderyourskin
This would also be a great new way for me to carry my travel gravy inconspicuously.
thegourdkingpumpkin
phoopee cushion
GirdleTurtle
“Plurrthpuhf Cushion” sounds more appropriately moist
Secretsquid
You do realize that phonetically that's pronounced foopy right.
A2Rasta
candiduscorvus
Make it white gravy for extra wtf
RedShoesJeff
Or tomato paste! That'll give 'em something to think about.
bond21
There's other kinds of gravy?
NotBender
Blue gravy, yeah
AmyBethMegJo
I'm sorry to see that you are getting downvoted for this comment. +1 from me!
RedClaws23
White gravy goes with poultry and breads, brown gravy goes with beef and rice
Buckbeak1486
And turkey
Badhorsethethoroughbredofsin
10thlettersauce
Found the southerner
droider04
To be fair, southern sausage gravy would also add some confusion