Chestnut Mont-blanc

Sep 7, 2020 4:19 PM

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I'll take a half dozen

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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I thought that was an edible bearing at first...

6 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0

No that’s only in Chrysler vehicles, seems they get eaten often.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Great British bake-off technical challenge right here

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Beautiful but they should end the video with how much time it actually took to make. Baking time not included, I guess its 2 hours work.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Making a masterpiece takes times, I think by letting us know the time we can appreciate it more.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Agreed, I'd like to know how long it takes.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

way too much work

6 years ago | Likes 210 Dislikes 11

It’s probably their business and you just explained why it’s probably successful: the average cook would not want to do all that themselves

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's the point.

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Who's got the "Ain't nobody got time for that" gif? Sorely needed

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That was a disappointing amount of blueberries

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ain't nobody got time for that

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Now write something with it.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

[machine gun sounds] as they're applying the topping.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

that is a lot of effort for something I'm going to destroy with my face in less than 30seconds

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They should have stuck a pen into it at the end.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

These new fleshlights are wild

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I scrolled all the way down here to find this comment

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That'll be $18.49 please.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

+1 because none of that fondant bullshit

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

and no spongecake either. fuck those morons calling themselves "patissier" while they only do fondant on sponge cake, bunch of basics.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So much skill and craftsmanship seen here. And my fat ass just wants to shove that whole thing in my mouth (that's what she said)

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Looks nothing like Mont Blanc. Where's the tunnel?

6 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 1

I was wondering how they were going to create the bear but apparently that's a different mountain.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

where's the ink reservoir?

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

You have to turn the whole thing on it’s side.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not in your veins after eating such a bomb

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought it was a watch strap at first, somehow

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I guess I’m way off on what I thought a Monte Blanc was.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Butt why

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nice gape.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ooh my next baking challenge!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That looks like a very expensive way to feed me less Cake

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Circle of Teeth: The Food.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Was expecting the mountain. Am disappoint. Nice cake.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nice work!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Doesn't sound good at all to me

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Seems like a lot of work for something I'm going to wolf down in one sitting.

6 years ago | Likes 988 Dislikes 2

This made me wheeze because I was thinking the same.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Indeed. Delicacy is fleeting

6 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Fuck that dude and his happiness, seriously though lots of good looking food there

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Most good food is a lot of prep.. time is usually the secret ingredient that makes food good

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Well that explains my 5-minute fix it dinners.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I appreciate the work and dedication, but that we'll be done in a few bites

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

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6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I speak english, but the fact that I could never think of saying "wolf down a cake" annoys me

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Au contraire, it delights me.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'd enjoy converting that into poop.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No cake for you then.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I feel like I'm going to ruin a lot of foreign cooking by shoving the entire thing in my mouth and saying it's too rich

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

For me, half the fun of complex dishes is making them. The other half is eating them.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What I hate is that they put extra work into making the middle empty. Not cool.

6 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Yeah, where does that stuff go???

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Perfect ice cream topped with nutella holder there.

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Imagine that, so delicious yum

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sitting? That's one bite. That whole cake is only 3 or 4 bites.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's the point.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

My thoughts exactly.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Am I the only person in the world that thinks sweets like this look completely unappetizing?

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 8

way too sweet. gross.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nope. Looks like way too much frosting and such for my tastes, but I can appreciate the craftsmanship.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

it's not an american dessert so it's not frosting

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The "frosting" is a chestnut cream. The whole point of a mont-blanc dessert.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fair, though I still prefer my desserts to have less of that style of substance. It's mostly a textural thing.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That'll be 90$ please

6 years ago | Likes 415 Dislikes 6

I'd like to think you were joking but if this was commissioned it would be much more...

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

If you pay 3 or 4 hundred for dinner, you're paying to be seen and not for the food.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 6

Really master? What’s the maximum I’m allowed to spend on a meal for myself?

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

At that price a fair amount of planning goes into the meal aside from the actual time to cook. 3-4 courses all meant to go together.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Per slice

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Per crumb

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Per morsel

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just to look at

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

No look. Only pay.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0