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Parents were very impressed with the size of the legal joint they bought, i asked them to send me a picture and they used a banana for scale. I am so proud of them!
Apr 21, 2022 12:52 AM
kaseymagpie
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Parents were very impressed with the size of the legal joint they bought, i asked them to send me a picture and they used a banana for scale. I am so proud of them!
GotHereThroughaWormhole
Banana spliff?
BernieSandersMittens
CanuckleheadChick
I approve of your parents.
nevek
Bonus, they have a travel snack on their way to the fridge when the munchies hit.
beefosupremo
NotTinyPancakes
When you stoner flatmate sends you a d pic
KillerTofu69
Pre-rolls are good. They're not torn or split or lumpy like mine, but they're still good...
thesved
I also choose this man's parents
sittingherethinkingthinkingimsittingherelisteningtoyou
They call me mellow yellow (Quite rightly)
They call me mellow yellow (Quite rightly)
They call me mellow yellow
Dociousaliexpilisticfragicalirepus
Is THAT what he is saying?!
SayRamrod
i think he mixes it up with quite surreptitiously
UnitConversionBot
1 banana ≈ 18 centimeters or 7 inches
ImGooder
I like your parents.
MaleekTheFreak
I LOVE when bananas are at this stage. Great taste and consistency
giffyloob
Thefreeeezian
Hey what’s this from?
giffyloob
my best guess is Dispatches from Elsewhere… but i can’t be certain
Hashbrown123
*sandwiches
WhattaYaLookingFor
Plenty of of now-parents smoked their part when young. I always laugh when some teens try to hide a joint they are sharing.
2oh7Walton
? Ya'll never seen a 1 gram prerolled cone, shit thats for one person lol
Ryan72
For the joint or for using a banana for scale? Both? BOTH!! +1
telecomteardown
I am also old and I approve of this message. Hope your parents have a good time.
MyUsernameHas22letters
tiduszecht
banana hammock. nice
at0msk679
hand for scale
CanadianTom
There is always money in the banana stand
SuperDramaticFusion
GrosseChung
Damn, smoking in the house? Sounds smelly.
TheAdjuster
I wish my neighbor would smoke inside so I didn't have to smell his stanky ass skunk ditch weed every morning when I go to work.
astrangehop
Maybe the stove has a hood that vents outside
Oban
Not really good enough, that how will still get sticky, especially with weed.
TheRicM
How can smell have a sound? *hits blunt*
HillOfBeans
Smells soundy now, man.
graehall
Hahaha. Delightful.
cookieduster
Nice. Better start making banana bread before it is too late
sweetandsmokey
That is some serious rolling skills man! Mine always fall apart.
Maviyakuku
Something Something artificially ripened banana
Drewcifer70
I'm a stoner parent to a police officer. We have conversations
storebrandproductmascot
Holy shit, you must be so disappointed. You may not admit it, but you are.
tinyfootprints
I was a stoner with a cop neighbor. After we had a number of conversations he quit his cop job and started helping people.
BaconAlmighty
We gonna smoke this banana?
klocke520
No, but supposedly smoking the banana *peels* is a mind-fuck of a high.
thelegendofthetwistednavigator
Gives you a bit of a headache and is a pain to do. It's Jolt Cola compared to Cocaine
clarkWhogotsanity
You have taught them well
DontAskMeAboutMyUsernameOkay
That one has a filter on it tho.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Or just tip, rolled up piece of paper.
DontAskMeAboutMyUsernameOkay
Still serves as a filter to prevent scoobs.
DeathLemons
Or a crutch, if you will
Totallyscrewedinaustin
One gram pre-roll. Like, 14$ here in NM. It's so cool just walking into a store and buying it.
DontAskMeAboutMyUsernameOkay
Yeah I think they're around $10ish here in Colorado, depends where you shop of course.
HillOfBeans
Congratulations to your state. Love, Oregon
UpsideDownSquirrel
Tell them the internet is proud of them.
oldbaldjewishman
Look at that black ash. Smh legal weed. Its not ALL Bad, but so much is sooo terrible
gudhixfullon
#1 how did he take the picture?