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cyberspork
TOKI AND CAPYBARA
Fizzledrizzle69
Maximum Hamster
TheRedOnesTasteLikeBurning
RobotChimera
I regret to inform you that this is a maximum guinea pig, not a maximum hamster.
JohnnyGossamer
Capybaras once again shown to be the chillest of all animals
LeonardTPants
I believe the wombat, not the capybara, is the species most deserving of the Maximum hamster moniker.
benziegler
Hamster Prime
stationarius
I believe the official name is orange bin chicken. Fucking ibises.
morakdais
Ibis you would stop calling me chicken
Smugfish27
Underrated comment of the year
Gianttesticlemonster
Pokey Orange Chicken used Drill Peck! Its Super Effective!
pangyre
I feel like this needs a “Wasted/Fatality” treatment…
Snooj
May we all have the strength to put up with annoying shit as well as the capybara.
XmissfunsizeX
Annoyed or lobotomized?
SweetBabyJesus
One flew over the cuckoos nest
ConfusedGpig
How did we end up with Maximum hampsters.... They are closer to guinea pigs so....Biggy pigs?
Randombastard360
I would have picked the Capybara to beat the Scarlet Ibis. Hmm. Maybe poison tipped beak
ScienceMAN1
Also known as the orange death poke. seen it before
ManInTheBox21
"Avada Kedavra," muttered the Orange Pokey Chicken - cold and empty; without visible remorse - seemingly unaffected by the taking of a life.
HsuDoNihm
*Avada Capybara
ManInTheBox21
Yes, of course. Thank you, Hermione.
hillbillyal
HAMSTERUS MAXIMUS
ConfederacyOfDunces
I like this!
Eddwyn
Capybaras seem like my type of pet!
rohittee1
Apperently they can be tricky as pets because they need a large body of water around at all times because they are semi-aquatic.
Xebrus
How long have people been calling them "maximum hamsters" and why was I not informed. That is the best possible name.
ReadOnlyMemories
They're bigger than you think!
BridgetBird
I would have called them XXL hamsters
ConfederacyOfDunces
I've only seen it recently, maybe in the last month? It's good, no?
droppingbeats
Yes, is very good, yes.
jimmythejedi
Maximamsters.
DEADSENTIONAUTS
Ever since Dr. Guttenberg created them in freak accident while trying to bring his dead wife back to life. Everyone knows that. Read up son.
UnworthyBeatrix
They have guinea pig faces though, not hamster faces.
SomeKindOfInsaneGallery
I started calling them that in April. MAXIMUM HAMSTER! LET IT BE WRITTEN!
shimmernshine
Scarlet Ibis!
Chipoplouss
Scarlet bin chicken to be exact
squidmaster42
I was thinking the same thing. That weird short story was traumatizing apparently.
shimmernshine
They had us read it in Jr High
squidmaster42
Sounds about right.