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May 1, 2018 9:04 AM
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GaaraOfDaFunk
I think I got cancer from reading Brendans posts... so many typos and so much stupidity...
TarrkertheNewt
I don't believe that any of this actually happened. If it did, this Robert guy is a jerk and a bully. Two wrongs do not make a right.
captainawesome9000
They both seem like assholes. One posts stupid shit and the other goes out of his way to be a troll.
magila
I'm the guy that never saw it before, but why?
LokiKingOfJotunheim
Mars has this thing called an atmosphere. So there would in fact be sound on Mars...
sosotired
Somehow people are defending the village idiot. Still Rob is a hero and we should get him a damn cape.
illumaknotty
Y’all I almost pissed myself at work from laughing so damn hard. We need more posts like this here
valiantaesir
I will never not upvote Roberts heroism. 5/7.
Drake6978
I'll never not upvote this, as I'll never not read every single word, every single time.
TonyTonyChopp
It may be fake, but what people are forgetting is that it was funny.
whereigotogetdownvotes
This is the reason I quit facebook.
fantastapotamus
because Robert wouldn't leave you alone?
FrothyDruid
The guy is so easy and ignorant it makes me think this whole thing is fake. Also Rob is just as obnoxious, he should've just blocked him.
franciscoairodu9000
People still use facebook?!?!?!
5P4C3M4N
A week isn’t 5 days Robert!
ThePastmaster
It was a reference to the 5/7 thing.
kmtne384
A working week is- like typical 5 business days. Ie post “could take 7 working days” so it’s actually 9 days factoring in the weekend.
SpaceBaronTV
My first time. It had me giggling even if it is fake. You know there is real stuff out there like this.
elibaggins
Solid post would rate 5/7
yerrface
Wow. A perfect score
greendogblue
We’ve been using it wrong this whole time. I never realized his comment specifically says it’s only applicable to movie reviews
Adfam247
5/7 can never die.
alecdshope
Perhaps he's celebrating its primacy.
TheRealHS
Someone oughta edit this with Obama/Clinton/Trump avatars and names.
superseriouscomments
Make up crazy stuff about Trump? Isn't there enough real crap? Isn't he crazy enough for you? Do you wish Trump was even more of a nutcase?
TheRealHS
I apologise, I'll make sure all my jokes are soberingly realistic in future.
justinian87
And who plays each in the above? Trump may fit the bill of Brendan but do Clinton and Obama really fit the other people?
TheRealHS
I think Obama fits the bill for deliverer of witticisms, Clinton matches the girls because they complain ineffectually and are sidelined.
justinian87
moonshadowkati
The gun control one is a fair point, though. Policy makers do love to exploit an emotionally charged situation.
TODAYSNUMBERIS
New to me. I liked it.
EngineerforPresident
I FINALLY UNDERSTAND 5/7
zombomb220
Achievement Unlocked.
hotsister
Haha, my first time, too! It's glorious
jartwo
I’ve spent a solid hour trying to find this, only to read it, wonder why I spent so long...then repeat the process a month later...werf
IMadeThisAccountForDots
As fake as this is, it never fails to make me laugh!
SwordsToTheSkyWeRideAtDawn
★★★★★☆☆
PeterP0rker
Perfect score
TobiasArtur
I actually laughed at this shit 5/7
toropazzoide
It never gets old, really
SimonDesrosiers
It's getting old, every time I see it, there is less and less pixels.
DeadDoggy
Just like make a wish kids
wellthatsjustyouropinion
i'll give it a 5/7 every. single. time.
SexualPeanut
I invite it every single time. Brendan needs a neck punch.
RightHandedMan
It was was my first time thank you
thechillpilgrim
RickityWrecked
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youtah
This is going to be a thing now, isn't it....?
ManlikeCheetah
youtah
CollinPlatt
it's been a thing for quite some time now.
ThePunneryOfficer
cixelsid
Brilliant
DarksteelPenguin
Perfect score.
DickButtDave
DickButtDave agrees
NotABench
I, as a human and not a bench, agree in an also human manner
ModernDayBabaYaga
https://media.giphy.com/media/9WXyFIDv2PyBq/200w_d.gif
PcJunky
ModernDayBabaYaga
https://media.giphy.com/media/10mShI1UwLSg48/giphy.gif
LivingCactus
Aren't they both the same people?
RandomIsotope
The voices in my head had a good chuckle.
FacelessGod
Yeah, and the creator doesn't really make much effort to hide that fact.
ThePastmaster
All of them are.
WhoMeWorking
We are all Kosh
youcancallmesir
We are all everyone on this blessed day.
TheBlueSquid
It's true, they posted one explaining that it was all set up and how silly people were for believing it, I believe.
redgamehunter
...sauce?
TrevorDelGame
yes, this guy has no friends and makes up people to stir up controversy amongst himself
ThePastmaster
OR to create a situation to entertain others.
IQDeclined
That's deep. All of us are the same people. World peace ♡♡♡
pandalicious
I think you mean ❤❤❤❤❤♡♡
BaronSpaghetti
Yes but Based on some exchanges I’ve seen at Facebook they’re not far from reality.
lovenotes4u
its still funny.
Sauroctonus
Like a sketch show. We know it's not real, but we laugh.
MrPublicRelations
It's fake.
Dispari
https://media1.tenor.com/images/4ec9a7eaa1922df78f9cc67211cad701/tenor.gif?itemid=5547528
paquerette
But hilarious and so close to reality on how dumb and narrow minded people can be !
TheonGreyjoysCock
Shut up Brendan
xParanoidSchizo
Something on the internet isn't real? Next thing you'll tell me is that the documentary Fight Club isn't real either
ThePastmaster
MrMulf
You must be fun at parties!
Sauroctonus
Comedy can be fiction, yes.
RetConMan
Professional strawman
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Proudfoots
I feel like you should be using scales based on the number 8
TakeMeToFrontPageAndBackFiveTimesADay
Well... one of those legs isn't a leg it's a penis, so it makes sense he rates out of 7
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Downvote4Love
Is that because it's so short? Don't feel embarrassed
PurpleCircles
What does everyone else understand about you that I'm missing.
ThorinNL
Brendan is missing a load of basic education and Robert is truly a lovable asshole.
SilverNoseHair
i wouldn't say he's *missing* it, bob...
ActionJohnnie
Probably roommates
itsybitsyspider
Brendan is being the Ken M of Facebook.
Nomulus
Nah, Ken M is being politely and confidently incorrect in an amusing fashion. Brendan is just a stereotypical idiot bully trope turned to 11
badyams11
Take away the lovable part and I agree with you. Robert is a bully.
vegivamp
Only because lethal stupidity isn't a crime.
badyams11
Those of you who downvoted me...you don’t know all the facts. Brendan could be severely mentally handicapped and here you are saying mean /1
badyams11
Things. If Robert only took time to teach Brendan instead of belittling him all the time, maybe Brendan could learn. All Robert sees is /2
badyams11
An easy target. So, yes, Robert is a bully. And, yes, Brendan is wrong for saying those things.
scottjaeger
why do I feel like they're actually the same person?
Downvote4Love
It was faked. All of the users that didn't have their last names blacked out were fake accounts
scottjaeger
I am perceptive and wise, just as I suspected!
toasteheh
Its also fake. :/
RoutemasterFlash
*gake
NotTheMamaNotTheMama
Lolgomyaggro
Shhhh let us enjoy things
malakim
I give it a solid 5/7 still.
dragoonthevoter
MisterDaijoubu
That would be a Brendan thing to say...
Kilroy232
Fake as hell
Bliffity
Source?
FatherTucker
I went to school with the guy who made it and some of the characters were our teachers names scrambled together :)
ThePastmaster
Spoil sport.
RavenCarKey
izoli413365
I take it you dont venture into the Facebook debate groups often?
LEJ316
This may be but its also like almost every american I know on facebook...
izoli413365
Its almost like everyone on facebook I know
stevenFailegion
Its real somewhere out there :D... Time for a drink.
TheScummiestFuckingFlowerBoy
No way.
CivilizedUndead
So are anime tiddes, but that doesn't stop me from enjoying said plot.
Smajdalf
nirach
I reject your reality, and substitute my own.
GrayWhiteWolf
reality stone!
Thatbotwhatup
MoneybagsMcGee
tempestfoxthree
It may be fake but there are plenty of real people like brendan.
Metatality
There is much truth in fiction.
BombBloke
And yet they don't get reposted four billion times.
ColoneISanders
I know a guy exactly like Brendan in almost every way with posts like that. I have his posts blocked on my feed but occasionally like 1/2
ColoneISanders
2/2 to read them for a good laugh. Back in our high school days I'd give him the same kind of shit that Rob here did.
ThorinNL
meh, what's not
EatinLikeReptar
The irresistible taste of cinnamon toast crunch
WillJeSuis
My love for you.
toasteheh
Yea it sucks ass
ThorinNL
unless it's funny, then you get my upvote :D
toasteheh
I hate it when I really like something and it presents itself as real, then find out someone just made it all up later. Ruins it completely.