Jan 20, 2023 10:23 AM
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Apollymkatistrafia
Ah yes, death bear. So cute, but will end you.
Thisisknottheend
They roar like balrogs for dominance.
weerdo
Filthy herpes infected assholes.. that is what they are..
Jeret
Treegoblins
FrogBotherer
Daww, lookatem cuddlin'
WhythehelldidImakethisaccount
Stupid animals you mean. Like, real smooth brained morons.
somnif
They sound... odd
They make other fascinating noises as well!
Wolfdens
Yes I know I must go near them but look at the bby
pufflecakes
So cozy!
TheDreadPirateBoberts
evil little pissbabies
NeuteredLemon
B
Laylah77
So cute!
Shaodyn
Koalas are also notoriously stupid. If you give them eucalyptus leaves not on the branch, they legitimately can't recognize them as food.
jansenart
"Now, eat from my ass, child"
nccomputermechanics4
Smooth brain warm cuddles.
ScorneontheCob
Yeah lovely at Koala Park but if a wild koala comes down from its tree & goes toward you it is going to scratch you to bits not give cuddles
TomDotComDotAu
Not true... this is my front yard.
SmilinSloth
I heard they're referred to as drop bears because they are known to drop onto people. Not sure if true though never seen one irl.
Regeny
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drop_bear
God's work my friend
Awomdy
How cruel. They've defanged that drop bear. For shame...
urboyevan2
How in the hell does it hold itself up with only its feet?
Sauroctonus
It isn't, it's sitting on a branch.
Mighty1
They are cute but are dumb as fuck
TheHuntedSnark
Whenever I see a Koala: https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/video/john-oliver-has-koala-chlamydia-ward-named-him-last-week-tonight-1109074/
FeChefImgur
they look cute, but they're not really. They have evolved themselves to extinction :(
Humanity is following close behind.
gorgeousninja
Not nearly as much as bulldozing all their trees. They were doing totally fine for a long long time
Are we victim blaming animals now? They were fine until humans came along, radically changed their environment, and gave them chlamydia.
missymischief13
To be faaaiirrr… natural disasters and removal of habitat haven’t helped either
mmodlin
To be faaaaaaiiiir, they have no mechanism to replace their teeth as they wear down, so at some point they mostly just starve to death.
YippeeKayakOB
Sipowitz, tho
oaberbyamd
Why the fuck there is always a chlamydia comment ?
Right! its actually decimating the population and people are desperately trying to research a vaccine but theres always someone..
EricPisch
Because they carry it
Yes they do, and its killing them! You think thats a reason not to help them?
The question I answered said nothing about helping them, that’s one hell of a jump of context
Becuase we know they do, but its not like they chose to have it and its not because its a sleazy sex std. it leaves them blind and helpless
SnowPeas22
Aren't Koalas functionally extinct at this point?
magicpasta
Not at all.
Getting close https://www.australiangeographic.com.au/news/2021/09/koalas-in-rapid-decline-around-australia/
BonafideHomicide
What I would give to be that baby koala!
Trouter
The eat the poop of their parents until they develop their own gut biome to allow them to eat leaves
narniasreal
ThisIsntMyActualName
Minus the chlamydia, i guess?
DocBenny
and the poo for breakfast, hopefully
KyleWStacey
And the stupid too.
I could handle it to be as comfy as that little Koala :)
brambleramble
And the smell. Koalas stink to high heaven
VenomSnek
Kinda surprising, Considering these eat eucalyptus.
Right, young ones smell a bit like cough drops, older smell like urine and musk
Unholytrashpanda
Adorable drop bears that somehow sound absolutely terrifying lol
HomeyJSimpson
RawwrrRawwrrLikeaDungeonDragon
Awww! What a comfy looking cuddly chlamydia
GreenMnM
Chlamydia is a type of disease. I think you meant Koana
ZebraCockSandwich
No, Koana is a swimwear line, you're thinking of Cola
There it is.
DaveSamsonite
Drunken drop bear and it’s Quokka spawn
imgureg
thatoneguyfrommn
Is this a correction to the chlamydia claim?
PenchBoy
Nope, koalas have chlamydia
AsAHistorian
The babies have to lick their mother's butthole to eat her poop to get the gut bacteria they don't develop in utero.
Mockingbirb
Just like OP and OP's mom
Cillellic
calfs and fowls (etc i presume) eat their mothers excrement for the same reason
stewie67
Someone downvoted because they can't stand the truth
If they want real nasty truths they should look at insects. There are some flies where impregnation involves literal stabbing.
AusSpyder
Cute... And crazy. They have claws like velociraptors, they're fast as hell and they weigh like 3x more than you think they would. >>>
They sleep like 20 hours a day and only attack if you make them mad, but they're mad real easy. Like they'll fall out of a tree and blame >>
you for it, like gravity doesn't exist or something. Then they charge first thing they see "Right, you're dead mate" like its your fault. >>
Well, they're not too bright. I've seen more wrinkles on a bowling ball.
GodsWorkSon
They don't call em drop bears for nothin
Correct, though it's a bit of a misnomer. They're more "fall bears" cause most of the time they dropped by accident.
And now you gotta explain to your girlfriend how you got chlamydia from a koala and why you ran home and left the car on the highway.
Svartsinn
Until they get wet
Baron29
and get photoshopped
Fuckweasel
Someone fed it after midnight, didn't they?
Nah, that's a dropbear, completely different species.
cylogenix
NSFWfrontpage2
Drop Bear
nanomaus
That's some high octane nightmare fuel right there.
CanadianSith
Dropbears... they'll get you
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
First off, dropbear, second, this looks shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.
RealTobeyMaguire
I actually think this is more practical than image edited. Like animatronics or something
Apollymkatistrafia
Ah yes, death bear. So cute, but will end you.
Thisisknottheend
They roar like balrogs for dominance.
weerdo
Filthy herpes infected assholes.. that is what they are..
Jeret
Treegoblins
FrogBotherer
Daww, lookatem cuddlin'
WhythehelldidImakethisaccount
Stupid animals you mean. Like, real smooth brained morons.
somnif
They sound... odd
somnif
They make other fascinating noises as well!
Wolfdens
Yes I know I must go near them but look at the bby
pufflecakes
So cozy!
TheDreadPirateBoberts
evil little pissbabies
NeuteredLemon
B
Laylah77
So cute!
Shaodyn
Koalas are also notoriously stupid. If you give them eucalyptus leaves not on the branch, they legitimately can't recognize them as food.
jansenart
"Now, eat from my ass, child"
nccomputermechanics4
Smooth brain warm cuddles.
ScorneontheCob
Yeah lovely at Koala Park but if a wild koala comes down from its tree & goes toward you it is going to scratch you to bits not give cuddles
TomDotComDotAu
Not true... this is my front yard.
SmilinSloth
I heard they're referred to as drop bears because they are known to drop onto people. Not sure if true though never seen one irl.
Regeny
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drop_bear
SmilinSloth
God's work my friend
Awomdy
How cruel. They've defanged that drop bear. For shame...
urboyevan2
How in the hell does it hold itself up with only its feet?
Sauroctonus
It isn't, it's sitting on a branch.
Mighty1
They are cute but are dumb as fuck
TheHuntedSnark
Whenever I see a Koala: https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/video/john-oliver-has-koala-chlamydia-ward-named-him-last-week-tonight-1109074/
FeChefImgur
they look cute, but they're not really. They have evolved themselves to extinction :(
TheHuntedSnark
Humanity is following close behind.
gorgeousninja
Not nearly as much as bulldozing all their trees. They were doing totally fine for a long long time
FrogBotherer
Are we victim blaming animals now? They were fine until humans came along, radically changed their environment, and gave them chlamydia.
missymischief13
To be faaaiirrr… natural disasters and removal of habitat haven’t helped either
mmodlin
To be faaaaaaiiiir, they have no mechanism to replace their teeth as they wear down, so at some point they mostly just starve to death.
YippeeKayakOB
Sipowitz, tho
oaberbyamd
Why the fuck there is always a chlamydia comment ?
gorgeousninja
Right! its actually decimating the population and people are desperately trying to research a vaccine but theres always someone..
EricPisch
Because they carry it
gorgeousninja
Yes they do, and its killing them! You think thats a reason not to help them?
EricPisch
The question I answered said nothing about helping them, that’s one hell of a jump of context
gorgeousninja
Becuase we know they do, but its not like they chose to have it and its not because its a sleazy sex std. it leaves them blind and helpless
SnowPeas22
Aren't Koalas functionally extinct at this point?
magicpasta
Not at all.
EricPisch
Getting close https://www.australiangeographic.com.au/news/2021/09/koalas-in-rapid-decline-around-australia/
BonafideHomicide
What I would give to be that baby koala!
Trouter
The eat the poop of their parents until they develop their own gut biome to allow them to eat leaves
narniasreal
ThisIsntMyActualName
Minus the chlamydia, i guess?
DocBenny
and the poo for breakfast, hopefully
KyleWStacey
And the stupid too.
BonafideHomicide
I could handle it to be as comfy as that little Koala :)
brambleramble
And the smell. Koalas stink to high heaven
VenomSnek
Kinda surprising, Considering these eat eucalyptus.
brambleramble
Right, young ones smell a bit like cough drops, older smell like urine and musk
Unholytrashpanda
Adorable drop bears that somehow sound absolutely terrifying lol
HomeyJSimpson
RawwrrRawwrrLikeaDungeonDragon
Awww! What a comfy looking cuddly chlamydia
GreenMnM
Chlamydia is a type of disease. I think you meant Koana
ZebraCockSandwich
No, Koana is a swimwear line, you're thinking of Cola
Sauroctonus
There it is.
DaveSamsonite
Drunken drop bear and it’s Quokka spawn
imgureg
RawwrrRawwrrLikeaDungeonDragon
thatoneguyfrommn
Is this a correction to the chlamydia claim?
PenchBoy
Nope, koalas have chlamydia
AsAHistorian
The babies have to lick their mother's butthole to eat her poop to get the gut bacteria they don't develop in utero.
Mockingbirb
Just like OP and OP's mom
Cillellic
calfs and fowls (etc i presume) eat their mothers excrement for the same reason
imgureg
stewie67
Someone downvoted because they can't stand the truth
Sauroctonus
If they want real nasty truths they should look at insects. There are some flies where impregnation involves literal stabbing.
AusSpyder
Cute... And crazy. They have claws like velociraptors, they're fast as hell and they weigh like 3x more than you think they would. >>>
AusSpyder
They sleep like 20 hours a day and only attack if you make them mad, but they're mad real easy. Like they'll fall out of a tree and blame >>
AusSpyder
you for it, like gravity doesn't exist or something. Then they charge first thing they see "Right, you're dead mate" like its your fault. >>
Sauroctonus
Well, they're not too bright. I've seen more wrinkles on a bowling ball.
GodsWorkSon
They don't call em drop bears for nothin
AusSpyder
Correct, though it's a bit of a misnomer. They're more "fall bears" cause most of the time they dropped by accident.
AusSpyder
And now you gotta explain to your girlfriend how you got chlamydia from a koala and why you ran home and left the car on the highway.
Svartsinn
Baron29
and get photoshopped
Fuckweasel
Someone fed it after midnight, didn't they?
narniasreal
Nah, that's a dropbear, completely different species.
cylogenix
NSFWfrontpage2
Drop Bear
nanomaus
That's some high octane nightmare fuel right there.
CanadianSith
Dropbears... they'll get you
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
First off, dropbear, second, this looks shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.
RealTobeyMaguire
I actually think this is more practical than image edited. Like animatronics or something