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Apr 8, 2018 8:12 PM
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BobathanTheGreat
Try brake cleaner.
judodonono
Lemons and limes magically show bartenders their newest hand cuts
theresgarlicinthatnebula
We usually tell the gross stories, but 90% of nursing is putting up with this shit right here.
AllTheOpoLock
Brake cleaner does the same thing
HighSorcerer
The best thing about hand sanitizer is that it makes everyone who uses it look like they're hatching an evil scheme.
Supertech140
RepublicofTexa
Switch it with lube and vis versa
DidItForScience
What's a magic cut?
ImWithThem
I read this as magic cunt finder.
servingmytimeinusersub
Brakleen.. Mechanics use it, it will punish your for a hangnail.
GreaseMonkeyOfLove
Get some into a deep slice/gouge and you’d be lucky not to scream.
servingmytimeinusersub
Its merciless
Sheldonian
No joke
MexicanHandOff
I'm so glad someone else calls it this!
ZigZag01
Got bit on the hand by a Hep+ felon once. Used this to double check he didn't break skin. SGT still made me go to the ER tho. No hep for me!
MrBobSaget
I thought it said "magic cunt powder"
whosittothelimit
you have the same glorious glasses as me & my BFF
IreallywantmynametobeSpaghetti
i336
How is... there's not enough space for someone to hide behind the dog and move its paws, and yet it doesn't look photoshopped. Wh-?!?
HankThePropaneTank
THIS IS THE RHYTHM OF THE NIGHT
tyr888
iluvbunbuns
guardian19d
I use it as aftershave.
Zan11
Me too, stings like fuck but disinfects nicely
msuhotelier
I always use an aftershave with little to no alcohol, because alcohol dries out your skin and makes you look older.
itxtalone
Well aftershave is alachol based. So kind of simmiler. Both burn when applied to the freshly shaven skin
barf1189
any chemical like that works on my face. burn is burn
sheshazelnuts
NeynasGhost
I use it to wash off the gross feeling of being around people all day. And to find all those tiny cuts...
Hoparistic
Rubbing alcohol is better it's the ingredient that causes it Use it instead so you dont get leftover gunk there to wipe away and its cheaper
Jackhawk9000
Ethyl alcohol is a better disinfectant
FrodorBaggins
Something something bottle of jack
phonoodle415
I hsd a huge gash on my palm once and i told my lady to pour alcohol on it. Man was that thrilling!
Hoparistic
Nice!
Hoparistic
It disinfects, closes cuts, and adds a smooth finish to the skin when washed off with water.
actorsnonactors
I soak my contacts in it.
poets
put some in a spray bottle, add 70% of water and a few drops of essential oils and you have shoe destinkifier!
guardian19d
Ooooo i like this one.
adam1111
Use an alum block. You will have great skin AND pinpoint locational precision when trying to find even the slightest hint of irritation.
thegubStar
That's a dangerous game
janatara
trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
QueefLover69
Can confirm
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
Oh, one less 'n' than I initially thought.
MiniConradd
Ah I see it. Magic n cut finder. That’s funny
realargonwolf
Lol magic cunt finder.
MrDragonfyr
Kills more than 99.99%... So that'd be 100% then?
EroticZombiePants
Depends on how you round.
alexburgers
it's never 100%
TheFeralDog
Do you want to get sued? Because that's how you get sued.
GoliathSkittles
I mean...99.999% is still more than 99.99% too.
theheebs25
for that matter, 99.991 > 99.990
O365
nowtherearetwo
My friend mistook hand sanitizer as lotion on his wife’s nightstand... pretty sure he realized his mistake at the first stroke.
StripTheFleshSaltTheWound
I handle paper all day and there are many things that can help you find paper cuts.
Sheldonian
Like soap
StripTheFleshSaltTheWound
Water, dirt, looking at it sideways. Paper cuts drive me insane.
MaximumVagueness
the reason it hurts is because its anti bacterial, it kills all bacteria in the cut, making it burn like hell to your nerves. there you go.
TheGreatAndPowerfulSage
Or perhaps it is because it is alcohol-based, and alcohol burns a cut.
GrabherbythePuss
We have those same PBR bar mats at my work, reps come in constantly, our bar sells the most in our city. Beer and shot of railfor 5 dollars
codnuggets
Mmmm...location?
GrabherbythePuss
Richmond, Virginia. Bar is the second closest to VCU campus
GrabherbythePuss
We also refer to PBR as the people's beer of richmond. Cause everyone drinks a stupid amount of it here
Ranokin
Puppy Post Service
shockerslights
circlebreaker
Yoink
GiFucked
https://imgur.com/yxmmjOp
ISaidSarcastically
GoldenMrSkeltal
shockerslights
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
I would’ve gone through your comments and given you like 20, maybe even 30 upvotes if he had had a cut on his finger.
shockerslights
CrystalCry
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shyxander
We used it to check the intactness of the skin after a possible blood exposure.
lethaldoobie
how does that work? burns?
shyxander
Yeah, if it stings then the skin is broken and you're exposed to whatever's in the blood.
SparkyShowers
And then BBP tests for Everyone!
merelyadequategooglymoogly
Blood-borne pathogens. Googled it so you don't have to™
GoodColonizer
Yo is that a trademark. I want a trademark. Guys can I have a trademark.
sherbetty
So it's probably bad that I have bloody hang nails all the time?
Snickt
hawt
IVIontag
Especially if ure going to be in contact with blood
TwoCheese
Stop chewing your fingers
sherbetty
I pick the skin around my nails, especially when I'm stressed. been doing it since I was 4, hard habit to break
saraleecupcake13
I do this too. It’s extremely difficult.