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Jul 26, 2014 8:49 PM
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zoolanding
Well there's your answer.
Candymostdandy
They dooooooooo
Brionyrae
She dooooo
PyroGuy007
http://seveninchesofyourtime.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/marypoppins11.gif
Graypdrink
Thank god you posted an answer, i would of put my customer on hold for as long as it took to find out.
WellUmmmIDunno
this is just a skyrim joke...
jeffreyBawesome
the world may never know, oh wait...
ArthurPhillipDent
the bit that bends? thats their ankle. below that its all technically foot, the webbed part is just toes
yesiamaphysicist
http://penguins.neaq.org/2010/07/faq-do-penguins-have-knees.html
acertainjenesaisquoi
Though it has a knee cap, and you can see the joint which would act as an ankle further down the leg. Thus, I don't believe you.
Polismack
Look at it like a Dinosaur's leg. Thigh>Calf>Ankle>Heel>Toes.
ArthurPhillipDent
I mean the bit that you see bending, the bit that bends backwards.
kerms
Why would a vertebrate not have knees?
SouperScott
...Sharks.
kerms
Oh wow, duh. Didn't even think of fish.
gormtheoldthesleepyofdenmark
Obscure reference: Be oblong and have your knees removed. (Grandmother's Song by Steve Martin)
shellythatsme
If 2 sets of identical twins have children, they would be cousins but have DNA like siblings.
Idra
Not bad. 1+ for insomnia
Fuzzbutts
NAKED PENGUIN HAS ALL THE ANSWERS! http://en.mercopress.com/data/cache/noticias/31047/0x0/naked-penguin.jpg Don't search naked penguin.
creepymanjenkins
so appropriate right now
Kellnox
So yes, but not where it matters.
IdeletedmyoldaccountandIneedanewonetoupvotethings
So, best squatters ever?
dredmorbius
Dem short femurs.
Snarknado
sn0Ut
Greeneyeddevil
They basically walk in a crouch the whole time. Hardcore.
rinrollz
I couldn't sleep last night for about an hour because I was wondering how sheets are made.
CL4PTPStewardBot
Whats black and white, black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill. What's black and white and laughs a lot? the penguin that pushed him.
TomAtofromPalletTown
The URL wants to know how many animals in the world have a snount?
HelpMeAnakinTheJediAreTakingOUVAH
Yay for vestigial organs! Proof that Evolution is a hoarder
chamaeleonsky
how are knees vestigal? they still walk...
dredmorbius
They're not vestigIal. They're internal. Difference.
HelpMeAnakinTheJediAreTakingOUVAH
at least not anymore
HelpMeAnakinTheJediAreTakingOUVAH
vestigial doesn't mean external, it means a part that through evolution has lost its function but remains. There's no function for that knee
dredmorbius
If it bends and is used in locomotion, it's not vestigial And best I can tell that's an anatomically functional knee.
HelpMeAnakinTheJediAreTakingOUVAH
Yeah you're right, I guess the way I was seeing it was that if you replaced the entire fibia,tibia fibula, knee with a straight (1/2)
HelpMeAnakinTheJediAreTakingOUVAH
leg attached at the hip and left all the feet bones it wouldn't change its locomotion because the top part of the leg doesn't move at all
HelpMeAnakinTheJediAreTakingOUVAH
But it does use the knee since the fibia is stationary and sort of acts as a second hip, sorry that was 3 not two haha
dredmorbius
No worries. And yeah, clearly both the femur and knee joint move from the x-ray, so it's active.
mCrashWTF
golden... and a good lol
dani7213
And omg... They do!
codexdelux
Its like them damn darwinist arseholes where right all along!
Cerinna
Could've told you that... but I was asleep. :3
Peppermintpatty
Megan? Is that you?
TheGayPenguin
Little known fact is we can actually extend our leg bones out of our torsos and run like the wind if necessary! Nobody's caught it on tape.
ThebabyAteMyDingo
In Samuel L. Jacksons voice: -Go the fuck to sleep! http://m.youtube.com/?#/watch?v=E--R1n3O_m4
InkognitoV
As your 1000th point on this comment. Go sleep.
Timsays
Thank you for making me question something i did not know i wanted to know. And then immediately answering it! You rock!
TwoRightClicks
http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/0060740914?pc_redir=1405492650
ichangedmyusernamesorealpeoplecantfindme
They doooo
SerialKillerJim
I.....I was about to comment that :'(
ichangedmyusernamesorealpeoplecantfindme
:( consolation upvote
voltato
Skidoooo
JanitorsApprentice
you are double dipping, sir.
hystericant
The good ol' double dip.
FauxPhobos
Okay, Okay now the next thing I need to know is if horses get songs stuck in their heads? these are the questions keeping me up at night
DontcallmeLen
What's black and white and has eight wheels? A penguin on roller-skates.
Arqueiro1
leave please..
GLORYTOHYPNOTOAD
Dad stahhhp
MarcTheRN
imgursresidentasshole
a penguin on a cat food assembly line
Nahxela
Does he deliver
DontcallmeLen
No, he only has chicken, beef and pork.
Nahxela
He can still deliver that, I'll tip him
stevedude777
What's black, white, and red? A penguin in a blender.
Thajavaman
Thanks OP for the useless information
Thajavaman
I actually am thankful Btw
hahathatisfunny
life is useless anyway in the grand scheme of things. our lives are just a blip in a tiny blue dot in the universe
Stegemonster88
Alright go back to playing with your black makeup, and clothes, and hairdye, and knives. And leave us somewhat happy people alone.
andyskeels
Fuck. I'm going to be up all night thinking about penguin knees.
UpvotesForCalicos
Are they inside the body?
absoloot
Inside da booty
eroica
yes
AnnaBlaze
That would drive me crazy... imagine knees inside of our stomachs... I'd feel like my legs are tied together.
Never1
I guess you could say they are....knee deep.
odraencoded
Were would they be if not inside the body?
andyskeels
I keep my knees in a safe deposit box.
Embersmile
All knees are inside your body.....
graehall
CuriouslyRecurringTemplatePattern
If things are going well.
busyscientist
I may have just woke the kids I spent an hour trying to get to sleep but, but damn that was worth it. Take my upvote you magnificent bastard
Owlcapwn
and i chuckled.
FRX51
It's basically like they're all wearing parachute pants.
UpvotesForCalicos
I always thought they were all body with wings and webbed feet.
ThatMomentWhenImgurJokesAreOnlyFunnyToImgurians
No...no they are not...this guy
xfumo
The legs look short and stubby cuz the upper leg is hidden by feathers. http://marinesciencetoday.com/2013/10/08/do-penguins-have-knees/
regvettech19
Yes! Most birds are similar to this :)
BrotherhoodOfTheTaco
Most birds knees bend the opposite way.
buttstalion
no, those are its ankles.
BlooPigeon
No birds have knees that bend the opposite way, just what people think is their knee is really their ankle. Their knees are higher up.
ProfessorFlora
holy shit. I've known this about dogs/etc for years but I still thought that birds' legs were that weird. this makes 1000x more sense thanks
jeseekah
It's 2am and I, too, need to know - ARE THEY IN THE TORSO?!
buttstalion
no, they have low hanging fur.
ErbilTheGerbil
The only image better than a penguin with stomach knees is a penguin with stomach knees and fur!
buttstalion
huh?
IMadeAnAccountJustToWriteThis
It would be pretty gross if they weren't...
32320
If I could only favourite comments...
BeardKhan
<3<3<3<3<3<3
tuxedos
Oh you sly dog
TheBlackShakes
No, that's a penguin.
mentekid
no, this is patrick
EnidTheNarwhal
Someone draw a penguin with long legs!!! Draw it!!!!
buttstalion
no, they have Feathers/Fur that hangs low.
UpvotesForCalicos
I MEANT WITHIN HIS "TORSO" AREA!
CuriouslyRecurringTemplatePattern
Isn't a penguin entirely "torso?"
throwaway1610
Of-course-o
UpvotesForCalicos
That's what I thought. I guess not.
PizzaDeliveryForICWiener
THIS INFORMATION JUST RAISES FURTHER QUESTIONS!
SnarkyScience
All is torso.
phatetik
Penguin = Torso ...it's a common knowledge!
mingotheflamingo
friend's response: I feel like penguin bottoms are like uncircumcised penises. If you move the extra skin back it look completely different
UpvotesForCalicos
Haha!
witsd
GoodTofuFriday
Nice
NowThatsMyFetish
Nope nope nope
TheRealDurdan
holy shit that was funny
unearth72
It's not a fart. It just breaks the surface tension for a second. You can see the other one do it right at the first.
DrUpVote
I thought I was going crazy and no on else noticed!
Kew2
He's like nope.
FrancescaUltramarina
I laughed so hard I cried a little
akom
"Hey baby, what do you say you and I OH GOD ABORT ABORT"
Satinsball
Shit? Fart? Pocket sand? We may never know!
TorontoMapleLeafs
Kyleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
GLG
ImmaPsychoLogist
Every time I see this, I ask for someone to make a downvote gif of it... someday...
SithRuleOfTwo
im so glad I watched this.
imnotthedoctor
Knicknackpaddywhack
What an asshole!
Faiii
Hahaha, that is freaking glorious! XD
nateraaade
That gif made me laugh so unreasonably hard for so long haha!!
bezbeezie
why am i laughing so hard at this .....
bananalawyer
I spent a night awake wondering if snakes can get fat. They can.
urvogelarts
Tsuchinoko!
onepointtwentyonejiggawatts
They totally can. Corn snakes get what are called 'hips'which are fatty deposits by the base of their tail. And their scales get stretched.
iamireland
Adorable.
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busdriverdan
All snakes have curves. They're snakes. That's what they do.
turnafterreading
Googled 'snake hips'. Did not find any snakes.