Damn ninjas cutting onions

Jan 7, 2018 11:04 AM

kopox

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Well she could've just killed herself if she just wanted to die already. Problem solved!

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Don’t upvote. Either this guy loves posting, or he is a hungry vote eating void.

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That woman’s name... Albert Einstein

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So a frail old woman said that loud enough for you to overhear? Okay

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And the whole graveyard clapped.

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Im not wearing my glasses so i thought it said a old barfly.. i was confused for a bit

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That doctor? Victor Frankenstein.

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That Woman? A time Traveller.

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That flower? A rose. That graveyard? On a beach.

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Those ninjas? Cyborgs.

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She's a necromancer.

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She sure could raise a stiff one back in her days.

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Plot twist doctor is a medium that will bring him to life and make them both younger

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"Dr. Nick Romancy has a plan..."

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Name of this doctor? Herbert West.

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I mean it is a fact of life.

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No comments, just posts.... why

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Meneaquisition.jpg

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I've heard of the Onion Knight, but not onion ninjas

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Red onions never make me teary eyed.

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yellow onion make me piss

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Good thing those are purple then

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I think the goal at the end of life is not to view death as an enemy, but as a friend leading you on to the next step whatever it may be.

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Bull CRAP

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Fuck you and your fake sad stories!

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Any chance that doctor's name was Frankenstein? Cause that might change everything.

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And the whole cemetery clapped.

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being old and alone sycks

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Btw, for those that believe in heaven, here’s a question: if your spouse dies, and you remarry, which one do you hang out with when you 1/2

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die and go to heaven? And does the other one just have to spend eternity single?

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My guess would be you'd get to hang out with any or both of them and they get to hang out with you. If you believe in God, he already...

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...created you once, he could do it again

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Remove the funny tag douche. You must the type of person that films accidents instead of helping people in them aren’t you?

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Na he just loves posting.

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Or a bot seeing as the account was made in 2012, did nothing for 6 years, then started uploaded 6-7 random images per hour today.

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Plot twist, this is Logan Paul's Imgur account that he forgot about.

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LoL

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How do you know it was HER husband?

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Because it's all part of the upvote bait story. Just go with it.

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OP doesn't, because it didn't actually happen.

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It was actually the guy she was cheating on her husband with.

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Think it was the family dog.

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How I Met My Neighbors Dog: A Hallmark Special

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why is this tagged as funny???

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Because someone believing in magic and afterlife is stupid?

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So it's in the funny category and more people see it

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Cause it's funny: ironic, not funny: ha ha

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Because the old, barely standing woman made a joke about her health to her husband's grave.

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Maybe it is "Because she thinks the husband will be cured soon" but, yeah not likely

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The picture is tears of laughter, right.....?

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“eat what you want”

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Because she was joking, she's going to live 30-40 more years.

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Exposure.

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I find it kinda funny, I find it kinda sad

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to hurt you

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Because @OP is a bot. Look how much it is posting.

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Because it is. Theyre be laughing in heaven. Or hell.

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I guess you had to be there.

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'Cause life's a funny ol' thing.

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Well aren't you laughing?

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Cuz he wants dem points

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For the lulz, of course!

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The atheists.

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Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it.

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Can we mass downvote this guy to negative points?

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i found it humorous

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Cause gods not real

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I laughed?

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The Logan Paul conspiracy.

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Fucking perfect!

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LEMMESHOWYASOMETHIN!!!

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Never found this gif funny until now

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What was this from? Asking for a friend

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Fire Marshall Bill, madtv I believe

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Fire Marshall Bill is correct. However, it was one of his skits on In Living Color.

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Ohhhhh. Thankyou :)

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