Oct 9, 2019 8:50 PM
GorgeousGeorgieous
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OutrageousHemmorhoid
I think you can use these like stitches. Making invite the women together and then rip off the body, and it stays, joining the wound
greenandgrey
ₛₙᵢₚ
OhSureNowYouTellMe
When they bite you, believe me, you f-ing know it. A Peace Corps volunteer
GrosseChung
Ant weaving: the only way to cut your string is with an ant
dhorner8010
Now use him to circumcise yourself !!
sleepypoopers
You can use those to cut yo fingernails
hiryzer
Vaguely reminiscent of the Flintstones
oolayoo
Goku2012
Lol This seems so cruel.
bolognanipple
Sometimes penis jokes write themselves.
WulfgangKeiser
bullet ant?
fuckinggoddamnshit
Worst lawnmower EVER
WhatEverUsedAnyway
Put... Put your dick in it
Teawrecks66
Geez the precise amount of pressure to hold it and not squish it!
andrewthemiller
Will it cut braided fishing line?
BklynPunisher
Now put it on your nipple.
circlebreaker
Put... put your di- NO WAIT, DON'T!
DestructorKitten
Pls tell me "no ants were harmed in the making of this gif". He worked hard for ya.
KingCharlesIIX
If they can’t bite all the way through, they’ll lock their jaw and you can pop their head off and it’ll stay there. Using this Indians /2
Made stitches for wounds
DruTangClan
v
SalvalecRhaplanca
Does anyone know what kind of ant that is?
Nuggettt
Bullet ant i think? Or maybe something else. Im not an ant specialist
juneberryblue
Leaf cutter ant, perhaps (not being cheeky - they are real)
bcalz
What’s with that weird fingernail?
randomplaceholder
Looks like finger got smooshed at one point. My sister's looks similar after an axe accident when we were kids
realAnimatronicDonaldTrump
So if I can train a million of these I won't have to mow the lawn anymore?
DrPepper523
They need to show Antman do something like this :D
KnifeKnut
Nanotechnology to control the ants will make it possible.
JohanWyss
Yes
toogoodtomiss
If u have a million of these- ALL of your worries would be over, so to speak
JackArnone
An average ant weighs .003g. So 1 million ants would be 3kg or 6.6lbs. You probably have a million ants in your backyard.
PianoFishBoi
ONE MILLION ANTS
talianagisan
ONE HUNDRED BILLION ANTS, DIVIDED UP AND HIDDEN ALL OVER THE WORLD! (I wonder who will get this)
iamdanman
komododave
Try half a million ants and half collapsing star.
AirplaneUddersIncorporated
MrBoogerPig
FUCK YOU, ANTS
Cheomesh
ROOKIE NUMBERS
e351
/a/Fd5sPwY
Nivvi
Goat or a sheep would be much more efficient, but yes :)
vapology
And you get milk, meat, and bestiality out of it!
LeakyBunghole
I would but the welsh have them all hidden in their bedrooms
xikura
You should not underestimate a million trained ants :D
A million goat's or sheep's would be more efficient however, I can't argue that. Would trample everything, wouldn't need to mow at least.
SpeedBeetle
Snippy snip. Right on your urethra.
wolfspirit21
Peggy, i have a narrow urethra
Kazpur8lS
*in
The701
"Ants? In MY urethra? ... It's more likely than you think."
akspartankiiier
I’m ants on my urethra Johnson. I have so many ants on my urethra,I can’t even pee straight.My ants are making my wife divorce me. Impotence
Commentsaboutyourusername
You're just jelly cuz your beetle ass can't do that.
That's an ant.
Blud4BludGod
And you're a speed beetle.
So... so you noticed...
MrPunisherMan
PotatoSupport
killkill851
cryptidofthewood
Sir, please stop harassing the wild life. Sir....SIR!
ElbowDeepInAHeadlessHorseman
Iwilleatyourchicken
I smash your head.
HapilyDamaged
using ants to close a wound https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EK65_PpEVzA
BritishB1tch
I'm calling PETA!
We're all healthy but...
trailb1azer
I was thinking exactly this! Saw it a when back and was impressed and freaked out at the same time
buzzl1ght
It was in a movie about the Aztecs I think?
Apocalypto
That's the one.
MaternityTester
seems like it will take a while to do the whole lawn like this.
LateNightBunnyParty
Goddammit, I just woke up my husband by laughing.
studmuffinmcfunkmachine
frostyty1
nateglen350
I saw a documentary once where,a Amazon Tribe would use Ants to hold a open wound shut .
squishypants1
With one in each hand, you’ll cut your time in half
vageez
kittyMoonWrecker
Lol
Juanderland
Yeah, the time consuming part is replanting the blades of grass once they've been cut to the desired length.
Pooptowncameo
bearjew1990
I reacted exactly like this
iaddsan
It's in slowmo you imbecile.
AnimalGenetaliaAudioClues
There’s an entire colony to help. I’ll be done in no time if everybody just did their job
JHawke
Also a lot easier to keep a single colony than just one sheep/goat. Now how do we train them.
Raspootin
Ya Dave, everyone needs to do their job!
It’ll *
FunmonkeyCT
Yeah like voting for Hillary.!
Wubbalubbadubdubb101
We can learn so much from ants
DoYouWantAntsBecauseThatsHowYouGetAnts
Well I hope the ants don't learn from us
TheNatu
They'll be taking coffee breaks more often and demanding a raise within no time. Glad we don't pay them so I can give them 10% extra ;)
EvilPidgey
Do I have to point out how weird that guys middle finger is?
HillOfBeans
ShiftingPattern
Clubbed fingernails. Symptom of cardiovascular disease leading to low blood-oxygen.
JohnnyLawlessEsq
It’s only the one, though.
Look again. It's every single finger to some degree.
JoeGrunt
The ants bit it a few years ago.
Lovethespam
You did and now it cant be unseen
lexgte
My buddy's finger looks similar to that but worse. It's because he got the tip of his finger chopped off.
Blackfinity
A friend of mine, now deceased, had clubbed fingers due to cystic fibrosis.
okis316
lynxBreaker
No put it on your dick
darksniperknight
Zues, NO!
Pinfishman89
TheSovietUnion
Won't fit. Too small.
IndecisiveSlacker
Sorry if your dick is too small.
Yes that was the joke.
OutrageousHemmorhoid
I think you can use these like stitches. Making invite the women together and then rip off the body, and it stays, joining the wound
greenandgrey
ₛₙᵢₚ
OhSureNowYouTellMe
When they bite you, believe me, you f-ing know it. A Peace Corps volunteer
GrosseChung
Ant weaving: the only way to cut your string is with an ant
dhorner8010
Now use him to circumcise yourself !!
sleepypoopers
You can use those to cut yo fingernails
hiryzer
Vaguely reminiscent of the Flintstones
oolayoo
Goku2012
Lol This seems so cruel.
bolognanipple
Sometimes penis jokes write themselves.
WulfgangKeiser
bullet ant?
fuckinggoddamnshit
Worst lawnmower EVER
WhatEverUsedAnyway
Put... Put your dick in it
Teawrecks66
Geez the precise amount of pressure to hold it and not squish it!
andrewthemiller
Will it cut braided fishing line?
BklynPunisher
Now put it on your nipple.
circlebreaker
Put... put your di- NO WAIT, DON'T!
DestructorKitten
Pls tell me "no ants were harmed in the making of this gif". He worked hard for ya.
KingCharlesIIX
If they can’t bite all the way through, they’ll lock their jaw and you can pop their head off and it’ll stay there. Using this Indians /2
KingCharlesIIX
Made stitches for wounds
DruTangClan
SalvalecRhaplanca
Does anyone know what kind of ant that is?
Nuggettt
Bullet ant i think? Or maybe something else. Im not an ant specialist
juneberryblue
Leaf cutter ant, perhaps (not being cheeky - they are real)
bcalz
What’s with that weird fingernail?
randomplaceholder
Looks like finger got smooshed at one point. My sister's looks similar after an axe accident when we were kids
realAnimatronicDonaldTrump
So if I can train a million of these I won't have to mow the lawn anymore?
DrPepper523
They need to show Antman do something like this :D
KnifeKnut
Nanotechnology to control the ants will make it possible.
JohanWyss
Yes
toogoodtomiss
If u have a million of these- ALL of your worries would be over, so to speak
JackArnone
An average ant weighs .003g. So 1 million ants would be 3kg or 6.6lbs. You probably have a million ants in your backyard.
PianoFishBoi
ONE MILLION ANTS
talianagisan
ONE HUNDRED BILLION ANTS, DIVIDED UP AND HIDDEN ALL OVER THE WORLD! (I wonder who will get this)
iamdanman
komododave
Try half a million ants and half collapsing star.
AirplaneUddersIncorporated
MrBoogerPig
FUCK YOU, ANTS
Cheomesh
ROOKIE NUMBERS
e351
/a/Fd5sPwY
Nivvi
Goat or a sheep would be much more efficient, but yes :)
vapology
And you get milk, meat, and bestiality out of it!
LeakyBunghole
I would but the welsh have them all hidden in their bedrooms
xikura
You should not underestimate a million trained ants :D
xikura
A million goat's or sheep's would be more efficient however, I can't argue that. Would trample everything, wouldn't need to mow at least.
SpeedBeetle
Snippy snip. Right on your urethra.
wolfspirit21
Peggy, i have a narrow urethra
Kazpur8lS
*in
The701
"Ants? In MY urethra? ... It's more likely than you think."
iamdanman
akspartankiiier
I’m ants on my urethra Johnson. I have so many ants on my urethra,I can’t even pee straight.My ants are making my wife divorce me. Impotence
Commentsaboutyourusername
You're just jelly cuz your beetle ass can't do that.
SpeedBeetle
That's an ant.
Blud4BludGod
And you're a speed beetle.
SpeedBeetle
So... so you noticed...
MrPunisherMan
PotatoSupport
killkill851
cryptidofthewood
Sir, please stop harassing the wild life. Sir....SIR!
ElbowDeepInAHeadlessHorseman
Iwilleatyourchicken
I smash your head.
HapilyDamaged
using ants to close a wound https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EK65_PpEVzA
BritishB1tch
I'm calling PETA!
Iwilleatyourchicken
We're all healthy but...
trailb1azer
I was thinking exactly this! Saw it a when back and was impressed and freaked out at the same time
buzzl1ght
It was in a movie about the Aztecs I think?
BritishB1tch
Apocalypto
buzzl1ght
That's the one.
MaternityTester
seems like it will take a while to do the whole lawn like this.
LateNightBunnyParty
Goddammit, I just woke up my husband by laughing.
studmuffinmcfunkmachine
trailb1azer
frostyty1
nateglen350
I saw a documentary once where,a Amazon Tribe would use Ants to hold a open wound shut .
squishypants1
With one in each hand, you’ll cut your time in half
vageez
kittyMoonWrecker
Lol
Juanderland
Yeah, the time consuming part is replanting the blades of grass once they've been cut to the desired length.
Pooptowncameo
bearjew1990
I reacted exactly like this
iaddsan
It's in slowmo you imbecile.
AnimalGenetaliaAudioClues
There’s an entire colony to help. I’ll be done in no time if everybody just did their job
JHawke
Also a lot easier to keep a single colony than just one sheep/goat. Now how do we train them.
Raspootin
Ya Dave, everyone needs to do their job!
AnimalGenetaliaAudioClues
It’ll *
FunmonkeyCT
Yeah like voting for Hillary.!
Wubbalubbadubdubb101
We can learn so much from ants
DoYouWantAntsBecauseThatsHowYouGetAnts
Well I hope the ants don't learn from us
TheNatu
They'll be taking coffee breaks more often and demanding a raise within no time. Glad we don't pay them so I can give them 10% extra ;)
EvilPidgey
SpeedBeetle
Do I have to point out how weird that guys middle finger is?
HillOfBeans
ShiftingPattern
Clubbed fingernails. Symptom of cardiovascular disease leading to low blood-oxygen.
JohnnyLawlessEsq
It’s only the one, though.
ShiftingPattern
Look again. It's every single finger to some degree.
JoeGrunt
The ants bit it a few years ago.
Lovethespam
You did and now it cant be unseen
lexgte
My buddy's finger looks similar to that but worse. It's because he got the tip of his finger chopped off.
Blackfinity
A friend of mine, now deceased, had clubbed fingers due to cystic fibrosis.
okis316
lynxBreaker
No put it on your dick
darksniperknight
Zues, NO!
Pinfishman89
TheSovietUnion
Won't fit. Too small.
IndecisiveSlacker
Sorry if your dick is too small.
TheSovietUnion
Yes that was the joke.