Our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ was born 2017 years ago today. God bless.

Apr 16, 2017 1:24 PM

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Our Wan and Obi savior

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When it comes to gods... He's the Obi Wan I believe in.

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May he always have the high ground.

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HELLO THERE

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General Zamboni

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I actually want to print this picture out and put it in a very nice cross embellished frame, and see if anyone notices it.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Even if you strike him down, he will only become more powerful than we can possibly imagine

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Facebook. High school teacher legitimatey posted this as a pic of the ol JC himself a couple days ago. It wasn't a joke tho.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Still waiting for that Obi-Wan spinoff movie

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Atop the crucifix: the ultimate high ground.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Or, ya know, heaven

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Space...The Final High Ground.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is going to end up on my dads page and he is going to think its an actual religious post.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Every grandparent I have has posted this to their Facebook wall with the comment "amen".

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Happy Lich Jesus day. it just doesn't have the same ring to it as zombie Jesus day.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Lich day*

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jesus Lich Day doesn't have much of a ring to it either. And just plain Lich Day lacks the humerus juxtaposition of zombie Jesus day.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My mom's Facebook, I didn't have the heart to tell her but my cousin ruined it:

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I always upvote this so that Google thinks it's Jesus.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Funny, he doesn't look Jewish!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

and he looked suspiciously like a white northern European

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May the force be ever in his favour

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I am one with the force and the force is with me I am one with the force and the force is with me

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Username checks out

9 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

And also with you.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

*and you and your spirit

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Our One and Obi savior

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*Wan and Obi

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I rewrote it, but forgot to delete the comment, the new one is up though

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He wasn't born today though...

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Reincarnated, according to those fantasy books.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 6

That's part of the joke.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 4

That's not even funny though

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

is it tho

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

As OP can confirm

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

But it doesn't make sense as part of the joke. You clearly just fucked up and won't admit it.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 10

Everything about this post was intended to be facetious.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I approve

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Live long and prosper

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My name Darth Vader - From the planet Vulcan!

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Be excellent to each other

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Party on, Wayne!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

- Harry Potter

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Even if this wasnt a jedi, easter is not a celebration of jesus' birth. Its when he became a lich.

9 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 2

All hail to the undead overlord.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

KOTAE HA DOKO EEEIIEEEIIEEE

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Amazing what they can do with computer graphics! It's like the lord is risen again! Praise Jesus!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

JRW I say "Jesus take the wheel!"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm not gay but I'd tap episode 3 Obi Wan.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I think this is Ep II

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I know.

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But.... he was born 2047 years ago... since like... didn't start until after he died.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Most scholars put his birth at 3 or 4 BC, so it would be more like 2020 years ago.

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2017 is exactly "the date when he was born more or less, give or take a coupla years; I mean what am I, a calendar? I don't get paid enough"

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He has 2020 vision!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But, wait... didn't the calendar start when he died?

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At birth, give or take several years.

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Oh, well... thanks for the correction my dude.

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"May the force be with you." "And also with you."

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Let us pray.

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I hear that every time. Damn formative years.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Grew up religious and I've said this so many times.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Every time I'm in Catholic Church or watching Star Wars that's EXACTLY what I hear in my head!!!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ha!! I got in trouble for saying this in church when I was in Catholic grade school.

9 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

I always thought this in my head but never said it lol

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Sadly, they changed that response in the mass to "And with your spirit". It's supposed to be closer to the original Latin.

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I mean, the Latin is "Et cum spiritu tuo" which literally means "And with your spirit"... why is it sad?

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I know. It's sad that they were wasting time with stuff like this instead of addressing the elephant in the room. Benedict was overwhelmed.

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Sad that they don't have a massive hierarchy with enough resources to work on both at the same time, right?

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Growing up Catholic, this always got me.

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It gets us Episcopalians as well #CatholicLight

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one of my favorite quotes from star trek

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"Lift up your hands." "We lift them up to the Force."

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I am one with the force, the force is with me.

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"Let us give thanks to the Force." "It is right to give it thanks and praise"

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And now a reading from the tragedy of darth plagueis the wise.

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And now an old testament reading of the old republic.

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But that's not a story that the Jedi would tell you

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*It is right and just

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Depends on what church you go to.

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They changed that a few years back and I'm still confused

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So this guy is Satan, then?

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He is God. The father of jeebus

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He's clearly Judas. He betrayed Jesus so the authorities could kill him to stop his dangerous teachings, and later killed himself (ish). Als

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Judas: From my point of view, Jesus is evil!

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o, Jesus came to his hometown, asked him to drop everything and follow him, and Judas did, and became a disciple/Padawan of a new religion

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New to him, I mean

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Nah, this guy:

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Lol you can literally see the glue around the horns

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Nah bro. It's me

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Username checks out

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Wasn't this guy killed by Obi-van?

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Obi-wan? What does star wars have to do with easter?

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wow this guys a good role player :p

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Stay on target..... stay on tatget.....

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Man, those horns really don't stand up in HD stills.

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But them make up tho

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too be fair everything looks shitty 10 years after.

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16*

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