Apr 16, 2017 1:24 PM
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Vanwolfster
Our Wan and Obi savior
AntiChrisSmith
When it comes to gods... He's the Obi Wan I believe in.
KnightOwl23
May he always have the high ground.
removekarling
HELLO THERE
WinnSchottJr
General Zamboni
MoroSilverFang
I actually want to print this picture out and put it in a very nice cross embellished frame, and see if anyone notices it.
emulous07
Even if you strike him down, he will only become more powerful than we can possibly imagine
diggetydug
Facebook. High school teacher legitimatey posted this as a pic of the ol JC himself a couple days ago. It wasn't a joke tho.
CrawerZ
Still waiting for that Obi-Wan spinoff movie
KingOfTheAnarchists
Atop the crucifix: the ultimate high ground.
Danowar1990
Or, ya know, heaven
ForemostSloth91
Space...The Final High Ground.
whycantweallsmokeupandbehappy
This is going to end up on my dads page and he is going to think its an actual religious post.
Wherethefackaretheirchins
Every grandparent I have has posted this to their Facebook wall with the comment "amen".
LetumComplexo
Happy Lich Jesus day. it just doesn't have the same ring to it as zombie Jesus day.
thisisthefirstoneitried
Lich day*
Jesus Lich Day doesn't have much of a ring to it either. And just plain Lich Day lacks the humerus juxtaposition of zombie Jesus day.
WhateverWhateverIDoWhatIWant
My mom's Facebook, I didn't have the heart to tell her but my cousin ruined it:
davebeastly
I always upvote this so that Google thinks it's Jesus.
OsoLoco1313
Funny, he doesn't look Jewish!
deskspud
and he looked suspiciously like a white northern European
YouneedmoreJESUSinyourlife
May the force be ever in his favour
ABaldWooookie
I am one with the force and the force is with me I am one with the force and the force is with me
Username checks out
letmenumberthatforyou
And also with you.
Scuttlebutte
*and you and your spirit
Our One and Obi savior
*Wan and Obi
Yeah, I rewrote it, but forgot to delete the comment, the new one is up though
OwnubadJr
He wasn't born today though...
LurkerOfDarkness
Reincarnated, according to those fantasy books.
VainyBangStick
That's part of the joke.
That's not even funny though
idiotn00b
is it tho
As OP can confirm
SPICYDlCKMlLK
But it doesn't make sense as part of the joke. You clearly just fucked up and won't admit it.
Everything about this post was intended to be facetious.
Ohhbilly20444
I approve
GrizzlyBearCrossing
Seethreepeeoh
Live long and prosper
FsImgur
My name Darth Vader - From the planet Vulcan!
photog
Yongasoo
Be excellent to each other
righthandofthelefthandofthedevil
Party on, Wayne!
Imightbethedroidyourelookingfor
Treblaine
- Harry Potter
bigjoemonger
Even if this wasnt a jedi, easter is not a celebration of jesus' birth. Its when he became a lich.
jeandolly
All hail to the undead overlord.
Ultimaniac
KOTAE HA DOKO EEEIIEEEIIEEE
chadwik527
KarakLohr
Amazing what they can do with computer graphics! It's like the lord is risen again! Praise Jesus!
BlondieSayWhat
JRW I say "Jesus take the wheel!"
OctaviousBlack
I'm not gay but I'd tap episode 3 Obi Wan.
I think this is Ep II
I know.
Jdogc4
But.... he was born 2047 years ago... since like... didn't start until after he died.
KiwiMaster157
Most scholars put his birth at 3 or 4 BC, so it would be more like 2020 years ago.
cousteau
2017 is exactly "the date when he was born more or less, give or take a coupla years; I mean what am I, a calendar? I don't get paid enough"
SaraNayde
He has 2020 vision!
But, wait... didn't the calendar start when he died?
At birth, give or take several years.
Oh, well... thanks for the correction my dude.
"May the force be with you." "And also with you."
Herebychoice
Let us pray.
thelonelymathematician
I hear that every time. Damn formative years.
SquishyToeBeans
Grew up religious and I've said this so many times.
bebisstacis
Every time I'm in Catholic Church or watching Star Wars that's EXACTLY what I hear in my head!!!
Primotimewaster
Ha!! I got in trouble for saying this in church when I was in Catholic grade school.
happinessconsultant
I always thought this in my head but never said it lol
darthOnion
Sadly, they changed that response in the mass to "And with your spirit". It's supposed to be closer to the original Latin.
stmichaelthearchangel
I mean, the Latin is "Et cum spiritu tuo" which literally means "And with your spirit"... why is it sad?
I know. It's sad that they were wasting time with stuff like this instead of addressing the elephant in the room. Benedict was overwhelmed.
aPurpleLiger
Sad that they don't have a massive hierarchy with enough resources to work on both at the same time, right?
QuasiIntellectualChimpanzee
Growing up Catholic, this always got me.
arrpeebee
It gets us Episcopalians as well #CatholicLight
mikayeld90
one of my favorite quotes from star trek
PwnageHobo
"Lift up your hands." "We lift them up to the Force."
CommanderStrax
I am one with the force, the force is with me.
StonedLikeACheatingMuslimWoman
"Let us give thanks to the Force." "It is right to give it thanks and praise"
OriginalNameDoNotSteal
And now a reading from the tragedy of darth plagueis the wise.
Hammy246
And now an old testament reading of the old republic.
jimiboyz
But that's not a story that the Jedi would tell you
CrazyNiceJoJo
*It is right and just
UncivilizedEngie
Depends on what church you go to.
Diego2Fuego
They changed that a few years back and I'm still confused
RacecarRoadcar
So this guy is Satan, then?
MaximumMarks
He is God. The father of jeebus
RedClaws23
He's clearly Judas. He betrayed Jesus so the authorities could kill him to stop his dangerous teachings, and later killed himself (ish). Als
Br0doSwaggins
Judas: From my point of view, Jesus is evil!
o, Jesus came to his hometown, asked him to drop everything and follow him, and Judas did, and became a disciple/Padawan of a new religion
New to him, I mean
Nah, this guy:
Assfullofbread
Lol you can literally see the glue around the horns
TheEmperorDarthSidious
Nah bro. It's me
dysiode
Wasn't this guy killed by Obi-van?
Obi-wan? What does star wars have to do with easter?
therealVexed
wow this guys a good role player :p
CommentsWithGandalf
Stay on target..... stay on tatget.....
Man, those horns really don't stand up in HD stills.
Elven91
But them make up tho
too be fair everything looks shitty 10 years after.
16*
Vanwolfster
Our Wan and Obi savior
AntiChrisSmith
When it comes to gods... He's the Obi Wan I believe in.
KnightOwl23
May he always have the high ground.
removekarling
HELLO THERE
WinnSchottJr
General Zamboni
MoroSilverFang
I actually want to print this picture out and put it in a very nice cross embellished frame, and see if anyone notices it.
emulous07
Even if you strike him down, he will only become more powerful than we can possibly imagine
diggetydug
Facebook. High school teacher legitimatey posted this as a pic of the ol JC himself a couple days ago. It wasn't a joke tho.
CrawerZ
Still waiting for that Obi-Wan spinoff movie
KingOfTheAnarchists
Atop the crucifix: the ultimate high ground.
Danowar1990
Or, ya know, heaven
ForemostSloth91
Space...The Final High Ground.
whycantweallsmokeupandbehappy
This is going to end up on my dads page and he is going to think its an actual religious post.
Wherethefackaretheirchins
Every grandparent I have has posted this to their Facebook wall with the comment "amen".
LetumComplexo
Happy Lich Jesus day. it just doesn't have the same ring to it as zombie Jesus day.
thisisthefirstoneitried
Lich day*
LetumComplexo
Jesus Lich Day doesn't have much of a ring to it either. And just plain Lich Day lacks the humerus juxtaposition of zombie Jesus day.
WhateverWhateverIDoWhatIWant
My mom's Facebook, I didn't have the heart to tell her but my cousin ruined it:
davebeastly
I always upvote this so that Google thinks it's Jesus.
OsoLoco1313
Funny, he doesn't look Jewish!
deskspud
and he looked suspiciously like a white northern European
YouneedmoreJESUSinyourlife
May the force be ever in his favour
ABaldWooookie
I am one with the force and the force is with me I am one with the force and the force is with me
browsib
Username checks out
letmenumberthatforyou
And also with you.
Scuttlebutte
*and you and your spirit
Vanwolfster
Our One and Obi savior
browsib
*Wan and Obi
Vanwolfster
Yeah, I rewrote it, but forgot to delete the comment, the new one is up though
OwnubadJr
He wasn't born today though...
LurkerOfDarkness
Reincarnated, according to those fantasy books.
VainyBangStick
That's part of the joke.
OwnubadJr
That's not even funny though
idiotn00b
is it tho
browsib
As OP can confirm
SPICYDlCKMlLK
But it doesn't make sense as part of the joke. You clearly just fucked up and won't admit it.
browsib
Everything about this post was intended to be facetious.
Ohhbilly20444
GrizzlyBearCrossing
Seethreepeeoh
Live long and prosper
FsImgur
My name Darth Vader - From the planet Vulcan!
photog
Yongasoo
Be excellent to each other
righthandofthelefthandofthedevil
Party on, Wayne!
Imightbethedroidyourelookingfor
Treblaine
- Harry Potter
bigjoemonger
Even if this wasnt a jedi, easter is not a celebration of jesus' birth. Its when he became a lich.
jeandolly
All hail to the undead overlord.
Ultimaniac
KOTAE HA DOKO EEEIIEEEIIEEE
chadwik527
KarakLohr
Amazing what they can do with computer graphics! It's like the lord is risen again! Praise Jesus!
BlondieSayWhat
JRW I say "Jesus take the wheel!"
OctaviousBlack
I'm not gay but I'd tap episode 3 Obi Wan.
browsib
I think this is Ep II
OctaviousBlack
I know.
Jdogc4
But.... he was born 2047 years ago... since like... didn't start until after he died.
KiwiMaster157
Most scholars put his birth at 3 or 4 BC, so it would be more like 2020 years ago.
cousteau
2017 is exactly "the date when he was born more or less, give or take a coupla years; I mean what am I, a calendar? I don't get paid enough"
SaraNayde
He has 2020 vision!
Jdogc4
But, wait... didn't the calendar start when he died?
browsib
At birth, give or take several years.
Jdogc4
Oh, well... thanks for the correction my dude.
SaraNayde
"May the force be with you." "And also with you."
Herebychoice
Let us pray.
thelonelymathematician
I hear that every time. Damn formative years.
SquishyToeBeans
Grew up religious and I've said this so many times.
bebisstacis
Every time I'm in Catholic Church or watching Star Wars that's EXACTLY what I hear in my head!!!
Primotimewaster
Ha!! I got in trouble for saying this in church when I was in Catholic grade school.
happinessconsultant
I always thought this in my head but never said it lol
darthOnion
Sadly, they changed that response in the mass to "And with your spirit". It's supposed to be closer to the original Latin.
stmichaelthearchangel
I mean, the Latin is "Et cum spiritu tuo" which literally means "And with your spirit"... why is it sad?
darthOnion
I know. It's sad that they were wasting time with stuff like this instead of addressing the elephant in the room. Benedict was overwhelmed.
aPurpleLiger
Sad that they don't have a massive hierarchy with enough resources to work on both at the same time, right?
QuasiIntellectualChimpanzee
Growing up Catholic, this always got me.
arrpeebee
It gets us Episcopalians as well #CatholicLight
mikayeld90
one of my favorite quotes from star trek
PwnageHobo
"Lift up your hands." "We lift them up to the Force."
CommanderStrax
I am one with the force, the force is with me.
StonedLikeACheatingMuslimWoman
"Let us give thanks to the Force." "It is right to give it thanks and praise"
OriginalNameDoNotSteal
And now a reading from the tragedy of darth plagueis the wise.
Hammy246
And now an old testament reading of the old republic.
jimiboyz
But that's not a story that the Jedi would tell you
CrazyNiceJoJo
*It is right and just
UncivilizedEngie
Depends on what church you go to.
Diego2Fuego
They changed that a few years back and I'm still confused
RacecarRoadcar
So this guy is Satan, then?
MaximumMarks
He is God. The father of jeebus
RedClaws23
He's clearly Judas. He betrayed Jesus so the authorities could kill him to stop his dangerous teachings, and later killed himself (ish). Als
Br0doSwaggins
Judas: From my point of view, Jesus is evil!
RedClaws23
o, Jesus came to his hometown, asked him to drop everything and follow him, and Judas did, and became a disciple/Padawan of a new religion
RedClaws23
New to him, I mean
browsib
Nah, this guy:
Assfullofbread
Lol you can literally see the glue around the horns
TheEmperorDarthSidious
Nah bro. It's me
dysiode
Username checks out
RacecarRoadcar
Wasn't this guy killed by Obi-van?
browsib
Obi-wan? What does star wars have to do with easter?
therealVexed
wow this guys a good role player :p
CommentsWithGandalf
Stay on target..... stay on tatget.....
PwnageHobo
Man, those horns really don't stand up in HD stills.
Elven91
But them make up tho
therealVexed
too be fair everything looks shitty 10 years after.
Elven91
16*