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#joel_osteen #osteen #hurricane_harvey
#hurricane_harvey #joel_osteen
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#joel_osteen #osteen #hurricane_harvey
#hurricane_harvey #joel_osteen
turbodog
I'd kind alike Osteen to meet Negan and his baseball bat. Or the Bear Jew with his Louisville Slugger. Either way.
Gandalfsuglybrother
I think Wikipedia has a person doing nothing today except re-doing this page back to where it was.
FrogDelay
I can't understand why people believe his bullshit in the first place. Those mega churches are so fucking stupid and hypocritical.
ImStatingTheObvious
Why are people trying to hold Christianity accountable? If you don't believe in it, don't try to harass it.
TurdSlynger
So the pictures showing the church flooded were fake?
ignatiusreilly
Godly Bro, the religious version of Pharma Bro. Same jerk levels, different fields.
my1rstlaptopwas34inchscreenup
SdotG
Millions of poor uneducated superstitious Indians follow rapist godmen. Why do educated civilised Americans fall for this evangelical shit?
ffilm
Oh come on, people. I'm sure he earned every bit of his $50,000,000. And his 17,000 sqft house, with 3 elevators? Just barely big enough.
3WeebLord3
He pull a father gabriel lol
ConfusedPenis
The editor of this part of the article is "ContentEditman" which is a great name if you ask me.
ToxicPersonality
Wikipedia is supposed to be unbiased facts. Stop polluting it for your petty drama.
roblet70
http://imgur.com/JVp1NeP
davdeMoonQueen
howlongisyourbong1992
He is such a loser
Coiren
Update: http://edition.cnn.com/2017/08/29/us/joel-osteen-houston-megachurch-criticism/index.html
ucfh
You know why people keep giving cunts like this $$$? This shit: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prosperity_theology the profit walks among us
TheMiseryOfOthersMakesMeHappy
What's really interesting is his wife, began posting pictures of the church, claiming it was flooded, barely an inch of water on the ground
TheMiseryOfOthersMakesMeHappy
in each of them.
RatchetTheWusky
Whats up with the recent spike in interest in this guy.
webx9001
I hate that asshole. His face makes me want to kill him
LostSparten071
Religion is stupid.
luvinlife17
If this story is accurate......Very Sad
skellington01
Dude might be a real douchebag but it doesn't make this lynch right. I saw it unfold and it's totally blown out of proportion.
skellington01
Perhaps he deserves it for a lifetime of being a duck, but as far as I'm concerned everyone taking part in this lynch is just as bad.
QuackDodgers
Um hello, yes excuse me, ducks are nice
Danheartsmemes
bghvgjdh
That explains why he's not concerned about the flooding... It all makes sense now.
Thismuchistrue
Here ya go. http://www.snopes.com/is-osteens-megachurch-affected
ValiantlyFlailing
snopes' "fact" in this case is a copy-pasted statement by joel's shill church. Not exactly trustworthy or factual
RickMcDick2121
Snope's whole deal is that they document all relevant information. They aren't defending the church, so much as presenting both sides fairly
KaizergidorahXi
I thought that was Tim Allen.
DickDynasty
This!
Applepotamus
this motherfucker needs jesus
gumblemuntz
He knows well enough to steer clear of Jebus if they every cross paths...
mrshiznit106
This makes me sick... what a wolf is sheep clothing.
johnny2hats
More like wolf in shepherds clothing
dogfavoriter
Keeping the church closed was one thing. Now he is asking for donations, which go to Lakewood Church instead of actually helping anyone.
Peppersworth
This is why most Christians don't even like Joel Osteen
OrangePanic
I lump him in with Westboro, Not a real pastor, not a real church. Its honesty like they have never even read the bible. love thy neighbor.
Denturedog
The Bible has some crazy shit in it. Did you know Jesus was a jew?
HolyShitZoom
You say that but people donate to his organisation like mad.
Thispostisaboutacat
why, why do people still give him money? WHY
GreeneyedDevil013
Religion is a hell of a drug...
Cholo82
Money is satan. We all should thank him on our knees for him shoving as much of it up his buttocks as possible.
imgurgladtobehere
I don't blame -him- for trying to fleece people because he's free to try. I blame the people who give him money.
boomer0001
Because they fall for the "sow your seed in me" bs and can't see past his cult like following.
ssjalhazred
Because they're either gullible or vulnerable and fall for his bullshit.
jimmythehat1
blind faith
HannibalHoseth
The same reason the public elected Trump. They're generally idiots.
Wilhod
Because geeeeeeesus! Our lord and savior. Multiply my children, with me!
istayedawakeforthis
BECAUSE ITS WHAT PLANTS CRAVE
Denturedog
Brawndo the thirst mutalator
TestAccount321
Because him and other jackasses on TBN like T.D. Jakes are snakeoil's salesmen that sell people their religion back to them.
SweatySweatshirts
Tax writeoffs. think about it, if he's as evil as everyone thinks he is, it would be a great way to launder money and get huge tax breaks.
chiwrangler
All 3 of my sisters and 2 nieces Love this man and watch his show every week. I've told them time after time he's a slimy fuck
markratzisbalding
The "prosperity Gospel"- that's why, a fake form of Christianity
themexicanwave
As far as I'm aware, a uniquely American gospel.
themexicanwave
Oh. And maybe Nigeria too.
dracomalific
It started during the prodisant reformation as a way to keep the nobles happy.
somanywonders987
"to support the church and get into heaven" probably. Not shitting on Christianity, just people like this and those who support him.
NomDeImguerre
Not even to get into Heaven. Prosperity churches literally say "give us money, and God will reward you with money".
NomDeImguerre
Which makes those churches dispicable, but the so-called believers are also only in it to get rich. Goes against everything Christ said.
MonkeyHittingPianoDramatically
minkuschild
I'll shit on it. Which branch? Pick and choose what rules you follow. How many branches of "christianity". One of the most fucked....
somanywonders987
You've got a lot of anger in you.
minkuschild
Dont even get me started on witness'.
Sticklebrickk
He's tired, boss. Tired of people being mean to each other.
PrincessDonaldTrumpBANNED2
Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to the dark side.
StephanieWasTheTrueVillainOfLazyTown
Dark side leads to unlimited power