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Dec 28, 2016 9:34 AM
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andpeggy1776
As a middle school teacher, YES.
Chaos2183
Whats wrong with covering your sneezes?
Berberer
Use our shirt.
ThaFoeHammer
More like highschool classroom
pitstarter
that looks like it's from a high school in Glasgow. Amirite #OP?
zenoshogun
Is this a sign encouraging the spread of disease by NOT coughing in your armpit?
dmpMan
This should be international law
gbtronic
*angular momentum
fbutt09
nicolesusanne21
I need this.
waxOnWaxOffRinseAndRepeat
No striking a pose?
TMP5
do not cough on your sleeve, spread the germs and be helpfull.
Snitchesgetstitchesbitches
I don't understand the top sign and I feel weird about it
turtburgs
It's that 'dab' Dance move
Snitchesgetstitchesbitches
Ohhhhh! I didn't know what dab was and was too afraid to ask, and you just taught me and I feel much better now! Thank you!!
CommentsAreDumb
memberwar
Watch them all start planking and mannequinning
AnnWiddecombe
I coach athletics with kids 10 - 15, water bottles flipping everywhere....
Xenarion
The first one confuses me. Is it "no half-assed dab, do your dabbing properly" or "no dab"?
pitofern
No m'ladying. Got it
Ketsukoni
Substitute teacher here. I have to deal with both of these on a daily basis and these signs wont stop them unless there was also consequence
SexualViolence
Well, you clearly have to kill them.
ProfoundWisdom
i get how the bottle flipping can be an issue during a class, but dabbing? whats the point of stopping students from dabbing? (1/2)
ProfoundWisdom
as much as i think dabbing is dumb, i don't see how it can be a problem in class or anywhere. it's just a dumb pose kids like (2/2)
getmepicturesofspiderman
It's because they do it constantly for any reason. Found a pecil? dab. sat down? dab. got a question right? dab. seen somebody else dab? dab
Infin81ne
Aaaarrrgh, popular things make me angry, and should be banned. - joyless fuckplug.
RadioEngineerMonkey
Pretty sure it's dumb distractions are banned in that classroom.....or, you know, it could also be a joke. But keep on being edgy and cool.
MyLuggageAteMyHomework
I hate water bottle flipping because kids end up flinging water all over my classroom and onto electronics & other people's property
summershank
Calling a teacher a fuckplug for banning distractions in a classroom? You must be a fun person
Messageforbobwehadababyitsaboy
Don't cover your sneeze in your elbow which causes you to toss your bottle with your covering arm/hand due to forward momentum?....okay
jsmithy2334
I have not once seen a college kid actually "dab" or do that water bottle thing. Sure it's not high school?
YerAGrizzardArry
I teach primary and some kids do both of these things constantly instead of doing maths or whatever. A bit sad to be that way in college.
Brazilian6
I make all students chug their water on the spot when they bring bottles in class now. Gotta hydrate.
legalimmigrant
First time I saw a teenager "dab" I thought he was just mentally retarded.
regicidalveggie
I tell mine to stop sneezing and dropping their water bottles
YerAGrizzardArry
I tell my kids that there's a time and place. Is it break time? Have you finished the task I set? Dab and flip all you want, but not before.
Stabbadabbadoo
I have asked them why they do it. They look at me with utter confusion. They just have no idea.
stayingmintyfresh
In my after school program (up to 5th grade), they all do this. Each time they dab, I take away the computers for 5 minutes.
ADS53
Outside of ANY classroom. I make kids throw their bottles away if I see them thrown, I don't care how full or empty they are.
SASSY88100
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knewseed
I don't get it, but then I don't get out much.
thetain
Dabbing is one of the most pointless trends I've ever witnessed...and that's certainly saying something.
JerzeeTomato
I need this for my classroom
JohnQPubic
sorry i don't think you can prohibit 'angular momentum'
AndyBiz10
lol thats real!
JimBexleySpeedisaliveandwellontheshoresofFiji
Watch me
TheAmbiguityShows
Whip
BloodyRain2k
Newton forbids it. Though if you do he'll start spinning in his grave and we get infinite energy.
AbrasiveMuffins
Throw that ass in a circle
DonaldJTrump
Wrong
OutlawAggie
Pretty sure there is an entire law that conserves it
Hooksan
...not with that attitude...
DirtyBirdofQuestionableGeometry
Depends if she's hot or not.
Michealbay
Kek
0NvD0
kek induced kek.
ChronicD
Monkey see, monkey do. Signs aren't gonna stop the monkeys.
TheHeathLedger
Start a new trend, then. And when then that becomes overdone, make a new one
Sciencefriction13
Monkey pee all over you.
rokhar
I dont know what to say the monkies wont do.
Superfuntime
Signs encourage monkeys
Trumpisms
Superfuntime
How?
Trumpisms
Who else does this stupid shit but ignorant black teens and wiggers? I.e. monkeys. Unintelligent ignorant wastes of flesh.
Superfuntime
Calm your fedora
etcnotect
I doubt a monkey would even understand the sign, I don't see how this would be effective at all
iAppdata
To allow teachers to take actions on the students doing so (of course, if this is a real school policy).
ArtOzz
Monkeys can be students? WELL that doesnt surprise me. Always said we shouldnt experiment on them and now look! We have philosophy majors.
IAlwaysUpvoteHermione
I feel like this whole bottle flip thing started out as a joke and people started taking it seriously by mistake.
IamLrrrRulerofthePlanetOmicronPerseiVIII
That's what I thought about being vegan and the whole gender fluid thing
DJThuglifeSupreme
I remember it was a fun challenge to do at recess in grade school for all of five minutes. The power of the internet I guess
SchrodingerMil
The only time I've ever done it was with a gallon of 50¢ juice.
TheMaestro66
#trumppence16
YerAGrizzardArry
As a teacher, I think it's a wholesome alternative to starting fights with each other, plus I'm pleased any time a kid is focused on a goal.
jaiie
Another teacher here (2nd grade): Not when this goal is sought in every class repeatedly.
YerAGrizzardArry
Totally agree, but I try to teach my kids that there is a time and place. In class, it's annoying. Outside class, it's fine.
jaiie
I try too, but it's an impossible task :D
davebeastly
Has anyone manufactured a sealed plastic bottle half filled with liquid specifically for this? That's when it's too far.
acunninglinguist
That... is actually really marketable. Nobody loves buying stupid shit more than an idiot does.
MadPiper6
Go get em tiger
SexyClaptrap
I'd be surprised if someone hasn't.
davebeastly
Flipmaster® Pro Series 500ML™
davebeastly
Invented just in time before it to become a recognised sport like the Major League Dabbing Association.