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Aug 27, 2016 1:32 AM

CriticalSerpent

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Gaomory

I needed a glass of milk because I have double D's. Well, you're not wrong, I suppose.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

bitchimadorable

I spanked my boyfriend because I have a noodle in my nose.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

daisyfrankenstein

I ate a pornstar because I have AMAZING boobs. Seems about right...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

wyatt8740

The first one is absolutely true. I live dangerously because autocorrect is absolute horse shit.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

benscotticus

I need a condom, because I love marijuana

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Moonattack100

I banged a bag of weed, because I love Marijuana

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

GriffinPock

I shot the kool-aid men because I got abs

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

wildsoapbox

I ran naked with cereal, because I love marijuana

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0