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#Engrish #Funny #WTF #The_More_You_Know #Mildly_Interesting
ToyotaCelica
#37 is because Kevin Spacey's been there
SkyZippr
For anyone who's confused, the word '干' means 'dried / dry', but also happens to be slang for 'fuck'.
Conser1
#9 I don't see what's wrong with it.
madambrandy
Marinated Rape.... wtf
CommissarFklw
Rape is a plant, not actually Engrish here.
harthram
#3 is shopped
DecksDark5
TOILET ONE PLACE ONE DREAM
digme
Last time in Asia I was at a hotel and the bowl of walnuts was translated as "Semen glands." Musta used the slang dictionary to translate.
Xtrabored
29..." no soiling by dogs sauce" is my new catch all phrase.
702Couture
#4 Why is Sweet Tight Pussy the cheapest one on the menu..?
itdoesntmatternoneofthismatters
Piss make me die.
myputtanescaisbetter
Sweet tight pussy is a steal at 600 yen!
ROBOTvsMAN
Fava beans w/cumin
roarasaurus
#3 The Chinese characters are backwards...
RdizzyC
It's because it is photoshopped.
Giltav
90% of all people are caused by accidents! Maybe an overestimate, but funny as hell.
LocaLunatic
Floored me
numberfourprostitute
Explains the population in Asia
zerocool711
Saved the best of them til last... I like your style. Now my kids are awake from me laughing, thanks
hiyesthisissatan
I don't know why but I found "there be no candy food" to be hysterical.
dinocratic
In the future, Engrish will be dead because online translations will be more accurate. Damn.
ididntgetthejobatfruitloops
Well this is why we have photographs to capture the past so we can relive it
TexasBaconMan
I want 'today is under construction...' as a t-shirt
ruferto
#1 cucumbers, carrots, pinapples ; in this aisle
BigAZNMan
You forgot the eggplants, radishes, and watermelons.
pixiefiend
Door cock seems valid, cock can mean a lever or valve
UmbraDread
Dathstarfury
God damn it Tesco!
ItsMeCathy
The octopus one is from Hong Kong. Their metro cards are called octopus cards.
DarkDemonDragone
Dammit, beat me to it
Bendmydickcuminhersnatch
Blowjobs is so common in Restroom that they made a sign for it
aksmakk
Damn. Was about to come and comment this cause I'm from there but you beat me to it! +1 my friend
BeardedXBatman
d0ntFeedIt
100 plus ass
pie3314
Vegetables are actually delicious so
ThatRandomCanadian
ushistorian
This one's definitely out of place here
BeardedXBatman
Thanks for introducing me to my new fetish. Icecream in the ass.
FrasierCranesHumongousAss
A Russian specialty, apparently ;)
DoTheChaCha
Rape(seed) is a green that is eaten in some parts of Asia
SuddenlySeymour
It's called canola in the US. but most of the rest of the world calls it rapeseed or rape. unfortunate.
itdoesntmatternoneofthismatters
#24 Isn't this what Tyler Durden did?
Madethisusernametocommenton7planetspost
What.... urinate fish boll. Or 911