Master of Nøne

Nov 21, 2015 9:22 PM

What I think I look like in the kitchen...

when it's really more like...

Børk! Børk! Børk!

It's like watching Indian Louie CK

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That is accurate for me too!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In the Swedish language version of the Muppets the chef is Norwegian.

11 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 1

I'm starting to find him attractive .. am I the only one?

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

and by him I mean the Swedish Chef

11 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

chef excellence

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Try adding creme fraiche

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

both are glorious

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

MASTER! MASTER! MASTER OF MUPPETS I'M PULLING YOUR STRINGS! TWISTING YOUR RINDS AND CRUSHING YOUR EGGS!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She li buuf

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't care how full I am after. If you can cook that is damn sexy.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

you look majestic as fuk OP

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oooom BJORK BJORK BJORK !!!!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Mmm carbonara

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Stop culturally appropriating my heritage! You have no right to laugh at these jokes! Börk pride!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Håll käften din primadonna! ;-)

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Världen befolkas av mig!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Och det ska jag tro på? bah!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aziz is the master of dez nuts, love that man

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Wait, is that Aziz Ansari?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yummy tummy paaasta!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love that its just totally ok to mock the Swedish apparently.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

I don't actually care about the aspect of them being mocked, I'm just surprised there's ZERO outcry, even tumblr doesn't care

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

The Swedish are some of the coolest, most chill people ever. They're like European Canadians from what I can tell.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

One of the best shows in recent years. Aziz ansari is a great actor/director

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Try adding creme fraiche

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Try adding creme fraiche

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

What is aziz cooking?

11 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

He is not funny.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Carbonara

11 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

As soon as I realized thats what it was, I feel inlove with Aziz

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

As an Italian I'm upset about no peas

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

For his whole street!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bork Bork Bork.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Börk!

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Sorry about my bad accent

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is Borka, bandit chieftain: http://m.imgur.com/2Pq8EXW Börk means nothing.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm not just banging pots around, but I am making it up as I go

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

BÖRK BÖRK BÖRK, for fuck sake! It's the SWEDISH chef! There's difference between Ö and Ø!

11 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

As a Swede, is Börk even a swedish word? It annoys me.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't know how to make the letter, but what's the other bork in Swedish?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yep, there is a difference between them, they're both pretend letters in a moon language though.

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 5

Do two trivially easy things at the same time while cooking? What am I, an octopus on speed??

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Master of None is a punch right in the feels

11 years ago | Likes 128 Dislikes 1

I reaaaaallllly hated Rachel by the end of it.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I love it because it's actually realistic. The actors are all kinda awkward, but in the way that regular people are awkward. Real cold show

11 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Agreed. It's like a slice of life of people with nice lives in the city.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think it's average at best. And the episode with his parents was excruciating.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 7

It perfectly described every immigrant story and their first generation kids relationship with their parents.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Huh?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Netflix show

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Various scenes from the Netflix show Master of None encourage strong emotional responses

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

the episode about being nice to your parents hit home. especially since mine are immigrants. felt like absolute shit

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Really? I watched the first two episodes and had trouble getting into it. Should I keep going?

11 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

I'd say yes. I binged in a night. It's definitely different from the standard but endearing to watch.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Agreed. I haven't found it particularly compelling

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Definitely. It gets way better. The episode about the parents is one of the best pieces of tv of this year.

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

That's episode 2 lol

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

What? na, the one where he and Brian take their parents to dinner, and it has all the flashbacks and stuff. That was ep. 2?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, fairly positive! Made the gf and I tear up haha

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'll agree, the first two episodes are rough. But man, it gets really good. That finale... it really is a gut-punch.

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I JUST finished it. Fuck, I'm hurtin'.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

SPOILER!! SPOILER!! Idk, I thought "Oh, he's going to go to Japan to win her back, typical". But he didn't. I thought it was a great ending.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Him going to Rome was a more realistic ending. Which is what made it hurt so much more.

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