Aug 9, 2016 2:44 PM
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Edit: not photos. video https://youtu.be/nPfcwT4Fcy8
lonebannana
Finally, a camera that record the music video of my mix tape...
MyRegularAcctIsntAnonymousEnough
call me when it's a snapchat filter
Resenate
I guess you could say **puts on sunglasses** this camera can take the heat. YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
ContradictingAnswers
How: Two ways, a neutral density filter (sunglasses for camera) on the frame where blast is. Second way, two exposures composited together.
pappawiggles
captainbeardtastic
It's not like it's brain surgery!
g29fan
HA! I love that clip.
We must let others know: hhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THNPmhBl-8I
mooselikestoparty
I got a white hot blast for ya. It's jizz.
Phischstaebchen
Sadly no sound.
IsThisHowIUsername
I assume it probably sounds a bit like SSSHHHWWROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
:D
oddindigo
I see stars
lightenupp
Nice!
zacheart
Someone please photoshop Goku and/or Vegeta into these.
maybevoldemortwasright
Azula and zuko
ragez7
It's like porn, but much hotter!
RichardusFuriosus
Cool. Can you crank it up to 11?
Grubenwolf
Now stick your dick in that. I fucking dare you.
eldieg0
That shit is hot, hot, hot!
hoffbox
It's HDR... but with SCIENCE
tomyironmane
Dude, they've had those since the 1960s. Check out the footage from the launch pad of the Apollo launches.
Paulrab24
Great. I can start lighting farts again, and this time it's for Science.
Iamnotacreativeman
curious if anyone has studied if the earth's rotation speed up/slows down when they test rockets sideways like this. Fucking thrusters
cleverbeans
Angular momentum is conserved and mass is a part of momentum so we can conclude the impact is negligible by comparing the Earth and rocket.
Thanks science man
DrDherp
A friend of mine worked on processing this footage :D
Makecba
Cool
JoseSandoval
so now we can track you yay!
goldenretrievers
Cool!
Slaturd
POINT IT AT THE SUN!
GrayChameleon
If you point it at the sun you'll miss. You need to aim backwards of the earth orbit and then a slightly push to the sun.
JulianCA
Or he meant to point at the sun to push earth away from the sun to cold the planet a little...
ShadowNukePie
I think he meant the camera...
Well now you can see I missed the point
I upvoted every comment in this thread.
tizoizo
NASA makes some really cool things when they screw up making rockets. (See: silly putty and slinkys)
... these were invented by NASA?!
Rodri87
Why does the nozzle moves front and back? (I'm on mobile, when I fast forwarded it with my finger I saw the nozzle move forward and back)
Mavgurian
Steers and keeps the rocket go straight.
Probably just thrust vectoring.
Longbowgun
This is how you steer a rocket.
DefunkMyJunk
What's its mileage ?
one highway, zero city
TalfMorton
IMGUR Youtube links are garbage. I have to copy paste into a new tab or else it just errors.
MisterLemons
Not ALL awesome technology comes from war. Now if only we could secure NASA with more FUNDING.
FuckKnows
We gonna get some cool pictures of the sun soon
trophygeek
I've seen he video. You should have INCLUDED an animated gif in this album because that shit is intense http://imgur.com/I93jZQ9
valiumkitty
Thanks geek
you're welcome kitty
diablosword
It doesn't even look real.
Linhtendo
don't let flat earthers get wrong ideas.
alexcoldt
Well, noone's seen it before now.. soo...
Don't leave me hanging like that
iLynux
Something about OP's mom's butthole.
LunarFlame
That's fucking amazing, it's like the special effects out of a sci Fi movie.
Allhailmidgetgoat
Coolest thing i'v ever seen.
findlesticks
Shit, that looks like some cinema CGI shit
foxesonboxes
My butt hole after taco bell
10sky
InboxPuppies
oodlesandoodlesofnoodles
whaaat?
chrisdafish
It looks like a movir
AmaterasuOriginOfAllThatIsGoodAndMotherToUsAll
I actually gaped at my phone for a few seconds
kikinport
@reters
reters
Que?
No wey pues como andabas grifo la otra vez, pensee que te caerÃa bien este pinche video haha
jajaja!!
Burnyoureyes
That's a Kamehameha.
discclaimer
me after taco bell
ShitHodorSaysHodor
So you're telling me that the Titan A.E rocket blast animations were right.....i knew it.
hestetyv
Heard Tool when I pressed it. Was awesome. Link for reference
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCDjP4JnpGU&feature=youtu.be&t=1h3m59s
soggypancakes
Me after i eat some bad guacamole
WhatExactlyIs
looks off, all that pressure and fuel burning but the "clouds" are moving that slow. kinda weird
video to gif wasn't working for me when I posted.
Well... ok then. ;-) If this post doesn't make the FP, then you might try reposting it as an album once it's working.
"once it's working"? dude, I'll just steal the one you made =P
I wish Imgur allowed you to just "upload a vgif/mp3" but it doesn't. Why? I don't know. Abuse maybe? I see you made the FP! Congrats!
yeah, thanks. Had a bad day, so this was nice. Gratz on top comment. Good think I didn't repost with the gif, eh?
SuperDork42
I CAN HEAR IT
kfccoleslaw
shit's fire fam
TheGhostofElizabethShue
If you can watch this without making some sort of pchhoo noise you're a goddamn liar.
IsThisTheRealLifeIsThisJustPharmacy
That shit IS intense!
It looks like a movie
ringox
plasma
ashipthatshipsshippingships
Still won't heat my hotpocket all the way through.
SeafartFiretruck
Truth
NKato
I cook my hot pockets in my toaster oven. In fact, it's almost done cooking right now. Mmm...crunchy.
But it takes like three days to cook in a toaster oven though. You just put it in in Sunday, didn't you
Nope, 28 minutes exactly.
GOAE
No matter how hot an oven is, it still needs time for heat to propagate through the food. Try setting to 50% power for twice as long.
REAL scientists out there: If I put wheels on the bottom, and a chair on top, how fast would I be traveling assuming I'm going horizontally?
Tuxidux
About tree fiddy
earthbender
You'd reach plaid.
Jack0neillsg1
You would be traveling at the speed of death.
w0ntoan
30
barbadianimgurian
As close to the speed of death as humanly possible.
justlikeoneofyou
You'd experience enough g forces within the first few seconds to kill you, so it wouldn't matter lol
But those first few seconds would be fun AF though
AussieNotNamedBruce
Actually, figures mentioned thus far are terminal velocity, not acceleration rate, so likelihood of death depends upon rate of acceleration.
It's like skydiving without a parachute. You're gonna die, but at least enjoy the ride.
TheAdventuresofStealy
This would likely cause an almost instant blackout, wouldn't be much fun.
Ah, in that case...
TACOARMYWILLRISEANDGETYOURASSKICKED
At least 12 speed
drkaugumon
12 speed? Make that 200 speed.
NotARelevantUserNameAtAll
maybe even over 9000 ...
I figured that much.
walkernotskywalker
Then why did you ask?
You're welcome
Hoop66
It's going to be at least hella
StandardDeviant
I'm an engineer, so I'd say, ballpark estimate, REALLY fast, but not for long.
So your saying I fuck like a rocket.
*you're
One continuous thrust for a minute or so and then falling off the main vehicle?
villlllle
Main vehicle. I'm going to call the wife that. Wish me luck.
Precisely.
SherMattLockSmith
Hard to calculate, 3.6 million pounds of thrust, weighs 1.6 million pounds, but gets lighter as it burns. The burn lasts for two minutes.
itsYiyas
Imperial eludes me but: 4,800m/s? Horizontally, 16Mn/0.4Mkg*120s I assume the rocket weighs 55% on average
armorhide406
You can input the conversion into google. 10737.29 MPH if 4800 m/s is correct
Ballpark it for me. 1000mph? 500mph?
zacletus
Fastest manned rocket sled is about 632mph, unmanned is about 6460 mph... So maybe between 500-6500 mph? (Note: only googled record speeds)
Record land speeds
nasukkin
Real scientist here. You'd be accelerating; your velocity would not be constant. (Space shuttles reach velocities over 4000m/s iirc!) Also
we need to know your mass, the mass of the rocket (empty), the mass of the fuel, and fuel consumption over time.
You must not be an engineer. Dude's mass is irrelevant.
Not knowing the average imgurian's mom's mass eyy
PartyPete
FAKE scientist here: I do this in Kerbal when I get bored.
MerToo
No matter what you were trying to escape from, that rocket would give you escape velocity.
pphone
PDQ
ArthurPhillipDent
You wouldn't be going horizontally for very long. The earth old fall away from you and you'd catapult out-of the atmosphere
That's trippy.
yoozernaiym
Nah, orbital velocity on Earth's surface is something like 17,000 mph. But that booster makes 3.6M lbs thrust & starts out weighing 1.6M lbs
lonebannana
Finally, a camera that record the music video of my mix tape...
MyRegularAcctIsntAnonymousEnough
call me when it's a snapchat filter
Resenate
I guess you could say **puts on sunglasses** this camera can take the heat. YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
ContradictingAnswers
How: Two ways, a neutral density filter (sunglasses for camera) on the frame where blast is. Second way, two exposures composited together.
pappawiggles
captainbeardtastic
It's not like it's brain surgery!
g29fan
HA! I love that clip.
g29fan
We must let others know: hhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THNPmhBl-8I
mooselikestoparty
I got a white hot blast for ya. It's jizz.
Phischstaebchen
Sadly no sound.
IsThisHowIUsername
I assume it probably sounds a bit like SSSHHHWWROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Phischstaebchen
:D
oddindigo
I see stars
lightenupp
Nice!
zacheart
Someone please photoshop Goku and/or Vegeta into these.
maybevoldemortwasright
Azula and zuko
ragez7
It's like porn, but much hotter!
RichardusFuriosus
Cool. Can you crank it up to 11?
Grubenwolf
Now stick your dick in that. I fucking dare you.
eldieg0
That shit is hot, hot, hot!
hoffbox
It's HDR... but with SCIENCE
tomyironmane
Dude, they've had those since the 1960s. Check out the footage from the launch pad of the Apollo launches.
Paulrab24
Great. I can start lighting farts again, and this time it's for Science.
Iamnotacreativeman
curious if anyone has studied if the earth's rotation speed up/slows down when they test rockets sideways like this. Fucking thrusters
cleverbeans
Angular momentum is conserved and mass is a part of momentum so we can conclude the impact is negligible by comparing the Earth and rocket.
Iamnotacreativeman
Thanks science man
DrDherp
A friend of mine worked on processing this footage :D
Makecba
Cool
JoseSandoval
so now we can track you yay!
goldenretrievers
Cool!
Slaturd
POINT IT AT THE SUN!
GrayChameleon
If you point it at the sun you'll miss. You need to aim backwards of the earth orbit and then a slightly push to the sun.
JulianCA
Or he meant to point at the sun to push earth away from the sun to cold the planet a little...
ShadowNukePie
I think he meant the camera...
GrayChameleon
Well now you can see I missed the point
Resenate
I upvoted every comment in this thread.
tizoizo
NASA makes some really cool things when they screw up making rockets. (See: silly putty and slinkys)
IsThisHowIUsername
... these were invented by NASA?!
Rodri87
Why does the nozzle moves front and back? (I'm on mobile, when I fast forwarded it with my finger I saw the nozzle move forward and back)
Mavgurian
Steers and keeps the rocket go straight.
DrDherp
Probably just thrust vectoring.
Longbowgun
This is how you steer a rocket.
DefunkMyJunk
What's its mileage ?
Makecba
one highway, zero city
TalfMorton
IMGUR Youtube links are garbage. I have to copy paste into a new tab or else it just errors.
MisterLemons
Not ALL awesome technology comes from war. Now if only we could secure NASA with more FUNDING.
FuckKnows
We gonna get some cool pictures of the sun soon
trophygeek
I've seen he video. You should have INCLUDED an animated gif in this album because that shit is intense http://imgur.com/I93jZQ9
valiumkitty
Thanks geek
trophygeek
you're welcome kitty
diablosword
It doesn't even look real.
Linhtendo
don't let flat earthers get wrong ideas.
alexcoldt
Well, noone's seen it before now.. soo...
diablosword
Don't leave me hanging like that
iLynux
Something about OP's mom's butthole.
LunarFlame
That's fucking amazing, it's like the special effects out of a sci Fi movie.
Allhailmidgetgoat
Coolest thing i'v ever seen.
findlesticks
Shit, that looks like some cinema CGI shit
foxesonboxes
My butt hole after taco bell
10sky
:D
InboxPuppies
oodlesandoodlesofnoodles
whaaat?
chrisdafish
It looks like a movir
AmaterasuOriginOfAllThatIsGoodAndMotherToUsAll
I actually gaped at my phone for a few seconds
kikinport
@reters
reters
Que?
kikinport
No wey pues como andabas grifo la otra vez, pensee que te caerÃa bien este pinche video haha
reters
jajaja!!
Burnyoureyes
That's a Kamehameha.
discclaimer
me after taco bell
ShitHodorSaysHodor
So you're telling me that the Titan A.E rocket blast animations were right.....i knew it.
hestetyv
Heard Tool when I pressed it. Was awesome. Link for reference
hestetyv
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCDjP4JnpGU&feature=youtu.be&t=1h3m59s
soggypancakes
Me after i eat some bad guacamole
WhatExactlyIs
looks off, all that pressure and fuel burning but the "clouds" are moving that slow. kinda weird
GreenFox
video to gif wasn't working for me when I posted.
trophygeek
Well... ok then. ;-) If this post doesn't make the FP, then you might try reposting it as an album once it's working.
GreenFox
"once it's working"? dude, I'll just steal the one you made =P
trophygeek
I wish Imgur allowed you to just "upload a vgif/mp3" but it doesn't. Why? I don't know. Abuse maybe? I see you made the FP! Congrats!
GreenFox
yeah, thanks. Had a bad day, so this was nice. Gratz on top comment. Good think I didn't repost with the gif, eh?
SuperDork42
I CAN HEAR IT
kfccoleslaw
shit's fire fam
TheGhostofElizabethShue
If you can watch this without making some sort of pchhoo noise you're a goddamn liar.
IsThisTheRealLifeIsThisJustPharmacy
That shit IS intense!
chrisdafish
It looks like a movie
ringox
plasma
ashipthatshipsshippingships
Still won't heat my hotpocket all the way through.
SeafartFiretruck
Truth
NKato
I cook my hot pockets in my toaster oven. In fact, it's almost done cooking right now. Mmm...crunchy.
ashipthatshipsshippingships
But it takes like three days to cook in a toaster oven though. You just put it in in Sunday, didn't you
NKato
Nope, 28 minutes exactly.
GOAE
No matter how hot an oven is, it still needs time for heat to propagate through the food. Try setting to 50% power for twice as long.
ashipthatshipsshippingships
REAL scientists out there: If I put wheels on the bottom, and a chair on top, how fast would I be traveling assuming I'm going horizontally?
Tuxidux
About tree fiddy
earthbender
You'd reach plaid.
Jack0neillsg1
You would be traveling at the speed of death.
w0ntoan
30
barbadianimgurian
As close to the speed of death as humanly possible.
justlikeoneofyou
You'd experience enough g forces within the first few seconds to kill you, so it wouldn't matter lol
ashipthatshipsshippingships
But those first few seconds would be fun AF though
AussieNotNamedBruce
Actually, figures mentioned thus far are terminal velocity, not acceleration rate, so likelihood of death depends upon rate of acceleration.
ashipthatshipsshippingships
It's like skydiving without a parachute. You're gonna die, but at least enjoy the ride.
TheAdventuresofStealy
This would likely cause an almost instant blackout, wouldn't be much fun.
ashipthatshipsshippingships
Ah, in that case...
TACOARMYWILLRISEANDGETYOURASSKICKED
At least 12 speed
drkaugumon
12 speed? Make that 200 speed.
NotARelevantUserNameAtAll
maybe even over 9000 ...
ashipthatshipsshippingships
I figured that much.
walkernotskywalker
Then why did you ask?
TACOARMYWILLRISEANDGETYOURASSKICKED
You're welcome
Hoop66
It's going to be at least hella
StandardDeviant
I'm an engineer, so I'd say, ballpark estimate, REALLY fast, but not for long.
walkernotskywalker
So your saying I fuck like a rocket.
walkernotskywalker
*you're
StandardDeviant
One continuous thrust for a minute or so and then falling off the main vehicle?
villlllle
Main vehicle. I'm going to call the wife that. Wish me luck.
walkernotskywalker
Precisely.
SherMattLockSmith
Hard to calculate, 3.6 million pounds of thrust, weighs 1.6 million pounds, but gets lighter as it burns. The burn lasts for two minutes.
itsYiyas
Imperial eludes me but: 4,800m/s? Horizontally, 16Mn/0.4Mkg*120s I assume the rocket weighs 55% on average
armorhide406
You can input the conversion into google. 10737.29 MPH if 4800 m/s is correct
ashipthatshipsshippingships
Ballpark it for me. 1000mph? 500mph?
zacletus
Fastest manned rocket sled is about 632mph, unmanned is about 6460 mph... So maybe between 500-6500 mph? (Note: only googled record speeds)
zacletus
Record land speeds
nasukkin
Real scientist here. You'd be accelerating; your velocity would not be constant. (Space shuttles reach velocities over 4000m/s iirc!) Also
nasukkin
we need to know your mass, the mass of the rocket (empty), the mass of the fuel, and fuel consumption over time.
DrDherp
You must not be an engineer. Dude's mass is irrelevant.
nasukkin
Not knowing the average imgurian's mom's mass eyy
PartyPete
FAKE scientist here: I do this in Kerbal when I get bored.
MerToo
No matter what you were trying to escape from, that rocket would give you escape velocity.
pphone
PDQ
ArthurPhillipDent
You wouldn't be going horizontally for very long. The earth old fall away from you and you'd catapult out-of the atmosphere
ashipthatshipsshippingships
That's trippy.
yoozernaiym
Nah, orbital velocity on Earth's surface is something like 17,000 mph. But that booster makes 3.6M lbs thrust & starts out weighing 1.6M lbs