In an alternate (Elon Musk) Twitterverse

Nov 14, 2022 12:46 AM

sendnoodlespls

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All you need is $8 and a dream.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Supporting trans rights would lose him his cult faster than anything I can think of. Murdering cult members would have less impact, methinks

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Imagine if they gave him the brain meds he clearly needs and he turned into this

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Trump: I am Nazi

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

this wouldn't even be the biggest pivot he ever made on twitter

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I sometimes wonder what the mirror universe Trump would be like.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You would never know cause he would be a soft kind spoken man who doesn’t want all the attention for his charity

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

A world where Trump wasn't mob boss, malignant narcissist, financially dependent on MAGA outrage, and Putin1

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

didn't have kompromat on him- perhaps Epstein's video tapes, or other country club "locker room talk"

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

This needs to be a verified twitter account. You have your mission.

3 years ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 10

.... The mission to do what is shown here as being done already?

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It... it is...

3 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

can't be him; no grammatical errors

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Some of these sentences are too complex for him

3 years ago | Likes 149 Dislikes 1

Aaahahahaaaaa........"some"....AAAAAAHAHAAHAHAAAAAAAÀ

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yeah, especially that 4th one.

3 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

?1

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yea, only the last comment is somewhat close to his horrible grammar.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Republicans:

3 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 2

Can’t read* lmao

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

*can't read

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That's why they didn't.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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3 years ago (deleted Nov 28, 2022 6:10 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

covfefe

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

…and random Capilaizations

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

…and misspellings I guess ?

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0