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Michael Jackson
Paul McCartney
Steve Jobs
Mick Jagger
Al Pacino
Robert De Niro
Bill Gates
keeblur
Needs more Keanu
ShadowXII
Steve did indeed manage to do that happen.
ImSimplyAChairLeg
Al Pacino is a fucking God amongst men.
HorseLuver4Ever
"I managed to do this happen"
WabbitCZEN
#1 The kid in me loves Cinnamon Toast Crunch because it's yummy! The grownup in me likes the kid in me!
Almaseti
DeNiro actually looks sexier.
cptnjackharkness
Why is Patrick Stewart not on here? Oh yeah, right.
KingLost
Am I the only on concerned about Micheal Jackson molesting his younger self?
Kaitaro
you are not alone
46853
Am I the only one who sees big MJ standing protectively over younger MJ instead of molesting him?
acinomb
I hadn't even considered the later until I read your comment...
KittenSprinkles89
Nope, I see it too and personally love the fact that someone else did instead of the usual negative reaction to MJ, +1 for you.
popoduff
some of these are really good
Tritan2
Completely and totally. Took the words right out of my mouth. Some are hauntingly good.
SirAwesomeTheThird
I demand one of Dylan!
RagDollz
so sad with paul and his tshirt of lennon ):
TaintedGENE
♫ Where are aaalllll the people ♫
RagDollz
RagDollz
it's "imagine all the people" but.. oh well
TaintedGENE
Tony Danza... Tiny Dancer....
RagDollz
....I thought you were trying to quote a John lennon song..
TaintedGENE
I was... but as was pointed out.... I heard it wrong. ala Phil Collins' lyric Tiny Dancing sounding like Tony Danza
mascaralvb
Why is 70s Jobs wearing a Toy Story shirt?
RealAgentSRK
70s Gates is wearing a MS XP shirt.
edwardelricsnipples
Because he manage to do that happen.
Chyvalri
Wibbly wobbly time wimey
donkeymoney
He was so Hipster, he liked Toy Story before it was made.
kcgingerbeard
Same reason 70s Gates is wearing a Windows XP shirt?
stonercatlady
I feel like their clothes are the highlights of their youth and then growth
FailToImpress
Jobs, I believe after he got sacked from Apple, helped co-create Pixar. Or are you asking why he's wearing a 90's piece of clothing?
SlippySlappy
He only bought Pixar from George Lucas, who had to sell it because of his divorce settlement.
FailToImpress
Well Pixar was built from the remnants of the LucasFilm's computer division. Steve bought the division, and created Pixar.
mascaralvb
The 90s clothing. It's just confusing.
FailToImpress
Yeah there's a lot of anachronistic clothing choices. For example young Deniro is wearing a Shark Tale's shirt,& young Bill got a XP shirt.
snuffcarcass
Young Bill also holds a 21st century $100 bill.
Ekajra
Young De Niro and young Gates are also wearing future clothing.
ElmyrDeHory
Al Pacino in "Scarface" was 43. So I suppose it's also a "future t-shirt" for him.
FailToImpress
My guess is that's its an artistic choice of sorts
IsthismapCTsided
The Michael Jackson one kinda seems appropriate...or inappropriate.
BlankMage
Touching yourself... across time.
mihaiborcan
also incredibly creepy
itsbouttime
Inappropriately appropriate?
yumyums
was thinking same exact thing
TheMightiestRiver
Fitting and inappropriate.
enigma1235
I don't think it would fit very well...
Selisesq
I'm sure it'd be quite the thriller to find out.
YokelOno
That attention to detail with the clothing, man.
bulldicker
He's managed to make Steve Jobs look ill like as ill as he was
Dirtyconformist
Calm down guys, i think he's using sarcasm...
chbarts
Yep. Windows XP totally existed in the late 1970s. (Seriously... WTF?)
farwall
What? That the young versions are all wearing clearly incorrect modern clothing? How is that 'attention to detail'?
PenisOfDeath
The young versions clothes are references their futures.
nineT2
Fucking i know! I wish the artist would have clothed them with respect to their time
MiLK42
i think it's that a lot of these "details" are just different things in general connected to the person. wardrobe, a character, other stuf
MiLK42
michael jackson is wearing the jacket from the "thriller" video. jagger and bowie had a 'thing', deniro did the voice of that shark....
MiLK42
...macartney's shirts are both beatles related, gates got busted for passing false checks when he was younger, etc, etc....
WellThatsJustLikeMyOpinionMan
And all of the older versions are just a bit shorter than the young ones!
HopperD
Almost all... Michael Jackson grew a little bit.
WellThatsJustLikeMyOpinionMan
I stand corrected... Damn you
kmp394
Do Keith Richards! Oh wait...
Dolphinia
I see what you mean.
rexzeer
Where is Keanu Reeves?
SimonAmes
I dislike the inconsistency of their placement
frogsupmyarse
McCartney wouldn't wear a Lennon shirt, "I started to get frustrated because people started to say, 'Well, he was the Beatles." - McCartney
HisDudness
Now do Patrick Stewart and just draw the same thing twice.
Samammoth
I love how Jagger is literally the same except wrinkles
5gallonbucketofdogpoop
I like how Jagger is wearing a Bowie tshirt. He knows what's up.
MissSpaceFace
I have the same shirt!! Except mine is pink :)
Daniel450
Mine is gray (Y) :)
RobertOfTheHouseSaget
It's because they fucked
RetrieveThatGold
And how old Michael Jackson looks like he wants to do bad things to young Michael Jackson....
thatchrisprattissohot
And McCartney's wearing a Lennon shirt. :)
itscoldhere8monthsoftheyear
That wouldn't happen.
mollifer
I agree.
KimBongChill
I'm not so sure https://youtu.be/QuBF5tPiSVA
thatchrisprattissohot
No? https://beatlemedo.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/mclennon.png ;)
ElJawa16
This picture has made my day. Thank you.
Youmiss100percentoftheshotsyoudonttakeWayneGretzkyMichaelScott
Why not?
itscoldhere8monthsoftheyear
Jealous. They weren't on good terms when the band broke up. The songs used to say: Lennon and McCartney and he's started to switch to order.
Youmiss100percentoftheshotsyoudonttakeWayneGretzkyMichaelScott
True, but the band broke up a while ago. At his concert over the summer he did a pretty nice tribute to John.
aprilludgateduire
I went to see counting crows a couple weeks ago and the main had 3 costume changes, all Bowie shirts
gagedlimits
That is great haha
SirAwesomeTheThird
Jagger and Bowie are close friends (and according to rumors even lovers), so it makes sense that way too.
procrastinatinginagalaxyfarfaraway
Bowie has done multiple covers of Stones' songs, he even toured with them at one point
jarrettbrown
Why else would Jagger have written Angie?
SirAwesomeTheThird
JUST LOOK AT IT:
sidfromtoystory
kinda sweet
chinablue
Yeah Jagger looks like the bottom type.
sidfromtoystory
of course ziggy's top
curiouscorruption
Shippin' it.
DoctorPutin
just watch it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9G4jnaznUoQ
CaptainHughJass
Why did we let this happen?
HolySimon
Michael Jackson looks like he wants to molest himself...
AccountCreatedToUpdogVotes
I was thinking the same exact thing. Shamone!
Buckeyelyndsi
Is there a reason for such a drastic McCartney height change?
kcgingerbeard
http://bodyodd.nbcnews.com/_news/2011/10/07/8193729-yep-youre-shrinking-as-you-get-older-heres-why?lite
naytorin
He became an elderly woman.
FedericoAstica
Perspective?
midnightpain
Lack of protein from becoming a vegetarian?
foxisaac
Chin up + wooly Head
itscoldhere8monthsoftheyear
I was wondering that about Michael Jackson, as well.
ThermiteKitten
Puberty?
INDIG0M0NKEY
Posture? Old people shrink? Idk
JediBongHits
Osteoporosis
piratequeen
There's the whole conspiracy theory that McCartney today is not the same McCartney that started the Beatles, who is now supposedly dead.
VonGod
Paul is dead.
elppapple
Wait, for real?
TheHorse1
there is so much on that. they say there are clues on the album covers and in the songs, but its all rubbish
stackoverflo
Yep. http://www.mirror.co.uk/usvsth3m/7-completely-legit-signs-paul-5262843
elppapple
I literally just finished reading this as you posted.
malbec
Wtf is Ashton Kutcher doing in here?
Ruqayya
Images drawn by Apple Fanboi
marketsmash
He was looking for his car, dude.
Squidwardsnose
Its interesting how Micheal Jackson is holding a kid on the shoulders...
Yellowpages
It's himself XP
friesandkittens
That's just what I was thinking.
FatKidFriendly
My exact thoughts
TheGodDamnDownvoteFairy
I think Gates was way older when Windows XP came out.
SirAwesomeTheThird
So was Jobs when Toy Story came, and De Niro when that stupid fish movie came.
RobocopShootingDicks
Fish movie?
thoushaltnotpass
Same with Al Pacino and Scarface
EnnryIggins
#1 is proof that, in America, if a black kid works hard enough, he can grow up to be a white woman. AMIRITE! I'll see myself out...
PhoenixQueenAzula
Tekkerzz
lol
EnnryIggins
Wow.
toxicomanie
I found that one so heartbreaking. That man lived in his own personal hell being in that body.
ImgurMontoya
The white one? I didn't know that. TIL
ashmenon
Well, in general really. So many body image issues he struggled with :(
46853
Didn't he have a crazy skin condition that gave him white blotches, so he was like "fuck it" and bleached his skin?
InescapableCycle
It's vitiligo and no, when it covers a large % of your body, doctors will offer you creams to remove all pigment to give you a even tone 1/
LadyWidebottom
I saw a girl at my old work with it, she was a dark skinned islander but half of her face was whiter than mine.
StrategicallyPlacedBanana
"I managed to do this happen"
ILove6Flags
Hhahahdbahahha
ChesterChihuahua
They don't think it do like I make, but it be.
bigballershotcaller
Don't dead open inside
LackSilence
Seen this so often my brain auto-translates it now :P
cardownloader
Damn you autocorrect!
ChanelK
So Michael Jackson is the only 1 standing behind himself as a little boy
InternalServerError
I saw this as I was reading, and somehow, somehow, I just knew that it would be right here.
tslard
Probably a mix-up of the author (who I'm guessing speaks Spanish) with translating the verb "hacer" which can mean "to do" or "to make"
DerSubhuman62
¡Buen idea!
NaturallySelectedFor
Makes sense
IFuckingLoveGoldenRetrievers
First thought, scroll down and there you are.
NiftyUsernameGoesHere
Second thought. Already taken. Dammit. No internet points for me today
pmazzmazz
Happens to much to me
laneymaire
But!! You have to dig deeper for the real internet gold folks!!
nohman64
As a NaziAsianJew, which part of your identity would you say is the most dominant?
Efreeti
Is his father from Mexico, and his mother a Hebrew iguana?
StrategicallyPlacedBanana
The cat
SpaghettiFox
He's a Russian Jew American, impersonating African Jamaican.
TheAlphaJob
Asian - We did it first before Europeans claimed it first. You all suck at creativity!
YourWaifuIsTrash
yes
CookieMonsterMakesDatDough
Jermasian.
holyguacamoleh
Jermain is that you
TheThingsTheyCarried
Bret?
TheBlackLodge
Brit? Like Britney?
FlyingCrow91
themisfitdreamers
Absolutely perfect
winsol
"What the fuck is an 'Elbow'?"
FlyingCrow91
winsol
FlyingCrow91
elppapple
Shirt translated by the same 7 year old Chinese girl forced to make your newest iPhone.
LadyBabalon156
Well, he did
bikbik
As soon as I read that, I knew what comments awaited me.
Cornix0
I to this managed do happen
aWaveOfBabies
nineT2
At least it conveys its message better
isildur
On the other hand, "Think different" wasn't much better, grammatically. I always found that grating.
SamanthaWelling
Huh. I always took it to mean think of different. u know literally think "different" and apply that to your life - not nec. the way u think.
isildur
I'd thought of that, but always felt that if that was the intended meaning, then quotation marks would be in order, just as you placed them.
isildur
(Continued) I actually suspect they made it ambiguous deliberately, in order to appeal to both interpretations.
SamanthaWelling
That does seem like something they would do.
Vacationdad
*Shutter*
mcgravin
What are you shuttering?
stylinchilibeans
*Shudder
Shockwave44
*Shut Her
potentiallyunsafe
Shrub turf
xhirro
Shooooooot herrrrr!
MoonbyulBias
Shut her? I barely know her!