Picture it: the guy pulls a handle, the dog drops to the ground, stands up for half a second before falling to the side. Then his tail starts wagging lazily. People around start cheering and clapping. You've been goobered.
Probably. Possibly a therapy dog, otherwise it's an odd choice for a police dog anywhere but Huskies are sometimes used as therapy dogs by police forces. Malinois because all the other breeds need heroes too. ;-)
What in God's name is a malamute useful for on a SWAT team? What earthly purpose is served?
I mean, if they ever call SWAT on me, send in a sled dog and I'll surrender on the spot. But I don't think I'm representative of the criminal populace.
Apparently there is some historical usage for search&rescue, along with personal protection. I guess a case could be made for them within the arctic circle if it's too cold for more traditionally used law enforcement dogs? Frankly though I suspect that someone just wanted an excuse to bring their pet to work.
I got a phone call from the police once that my dog(husky) was running around the neighborhood. He figured out how to unlock the back door! It had one of those dials you pish left or right and a handlebar door handle. We got a chain lock and a round handle after that.
When I was a kid I had a border collie who was so smart. Everyday she would go to my grandparents house while my parents were working and I was at school. It was a town over and she would cross streets and stuff, looking for cars before crossing. My dad chained her in our backyard for while we were away and she'd still find a way to escape. W/e he tried she'd find a way. We called her the Houdini dog. My grandparents had farms and she'd always arrive for the snack before noon, in the fields
banjak
Danceswithpups
Of course, it's the Husky who has to be carried.... drama queen!
TwoForSpookin
Him baby
Cranbananarama
Emergency backup dog, in case the others are unavailable.
CASchoeps
What does the text on the vests mean?
"Special Woofers And Treats"?
Nightcaste
Borkpack
ReallyOG
They’re all good dogs Bront
wobblecopterrrr
bum bum nuddadabumbum
Delebriel
Tactical fluff
Xerxes4242
Only certain situations require Moon Moon to be deployed.
clarkWhogotsanity
That's the support awooo
DJjohny
Hes legaly considered a weapon so he has to be holstered
Snezko
why am i not even shocked anymore that if there's drama or lazy or both when dogs are concerned it's always a husky that's the main character of it :o
elecvette
I love h8m/her.
AWdeV
aw pocket puppy
TheFastpaws
Probably training for both of them.
bloxxing
''pick me up, daddy.''
Nephytis
lol, you're never going to get a husky//malamute to do anything they don't wana.
accountttt
Fuck cops
MuffinProof
BlackTrashTiger
Paratrooper
SkinnerTBD
The other dogs are rifles. That one's a SAW.
boxak
High capacity assault doggo.
Jinxies
Squad Assisted Woofer
anirri
Tactical fur Missile XD
yourbassist
He ain't heavy, he's my husky
TwitchFox
It's all fun and games until you hear them say "Deploy the tactical goober."
HavocWraith
This comment made my morning.
TwitchFox
Glad I could help.
Pala2
Picture it: the guy pulls a handle, the dog drops to the ground, stands up for half a second before falling to the side. Then his tail starts wagging lazily. People around start cheering and clapping. You've been goobered.
stonecoldstevebuschemi
oldiebutagoodie
Get em in the snow and he out preforms everyone in this video.
SmoeAhsolse
That's what I was wondering. Is it too hot for him to be parading here?
Malinut
Probably. Possibly a therapy dog, otherwise it's an odd choice for a police dog anywhere but Huskies are sometimes used as therapy dogs by police forces.
Malinois because all the other breeds need heroes too.
;-)
GuyWithDog
Contract says only below 15°C
MNinNZ
legs don't work on some dogs
venompreacher
I love samoyeds
ironymus
I might have some information about Samoyeds you don't already know:
MioTaalas
TanithRosenbaum
That's not a dog, that's a low-flying rain cloud. (why rain cloud you may ask? Wait till it finds a tree and you'll find out.. ;) )
TheDildoOfConsequences
What in God's name is a malamute useful for on a SWAT team? What earthly purpose is served?
I mean, if they ever call SWAT on me, send in a sled dog and I'll surrender on the spot. But I don't think I'm representative of the criminal populace.
Colopty
Apparently there is some historical usage for search&rescue, along with personal protection. I guess a case could be made for them within the arctic circle if it's too cold for more traditionally used law enforcement dogs?
Frankly though I suspect that someone just wanted an excuse to bring their pet to work.
belindashort
Maybe it's a trained corpse dog
jonalexassblast
Oh woo hoo, he can play dead. How is that useful to them?
bassaro
They will send in a Jack Russell and come in for your corpse.
TheDildoOfConsequences
Jack Russells should really come with a pin that you pull out before you chuck them at whatever it is that you particularly don't like that day.
bassaro
Or better yet, a pin you can put in to turn that back off.
Pikkupanda
Thank you for recognizing that as a Malamute. :)
But for real, ours would have been good at scaring people with her aggressive happiness and wolf-like size but otherwise?
TheDildoOfConsequences
I would offer you the secret handshake of those who've been owned by a malamute, but unfortunately I'm just too covered in shed hair.
Pikkupanda
I would acknowledge your offer but I cannot read the screen through shed hair. https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJldWUyb3U4cGpiNDBudDFoNXJsMnp0bHR1cDU4OWMxejhqZnB1NXBubCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/cImxFRmPTQx5I7HU8l/giphy.mp4
Wraid
common misconception: that dog is actually a notorious hardened criminal and is under arrest
Morg729
Pup is innocent on all crimes! Except maybe a noise complaint
Pikkupanda
CASE CLOSE
Apeofdeath
Lazy? That is the smartest dog there
dortmunder
You can be smart and lazy. They are not mutually exclusive.
jimjong1
He worked hard to be that lazy
sisuandserenity
I got a phone call from the police once that my dog(husky) was running around the neighborhood. He figured out how to unlock the back door! It had one of those dials you pish left or right and a handlebar door handle. We got a chain lock and a round handle after that.
SealOnLand
When I was a kid I had a border collie who was so smart. Everyday she would go to my grandparents house while my parents were working and I was at school. It was a town over and she would cross streets and stuff, looking for cars before crossing. My dad chained her in our backyard for while we were away and she'd still find a way to escape. W/e he tried she'd find a way. We called her the Houdini dog. My grandparents had farms and she'd always arrive for the snack before noon, in the fields
sisuandserenity
I'm glad you knew where she went! Border collies are also crazy smart.