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Jun 27, 2021 5:46 PM
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jrbaconchee
that is some grotesquely inconsiderate selfish shit right there.
MegPintDear
Our gender reveal was a doctor looking at an ultrasound and saying “that’s a penis”.
trekxtrider
I would just kindly ask them to clean it all up, if not then garden hose over the fence time lol. So glad I know all my neighbros.
Stuey1221
I’d rather eat my own face than go to another gender reveal party
MAN9000
Yes that completely messed up your perfectly manicured dirt.
LivesInThe90s
I'd throw 15 over the fence each day. Every day. Till they all picked up
Copperbrat
It's A Boy-are-your-neighbors-assholes!
Sinisfun
Why can't people just have a cake that is colored blue or pink? It would not cause a catastrophe and theirs cake.
DarinGoke
That’s what we did. We got the cake from the same lady that did our wedding cake. It was delicious and I barely got any at the wedding.
HeyQueef
My sister did the best gender reveal. She says HeyQueef I'm having a girl. Good times man, good times.
thedewser
Oi! Cunts! Come clean this shit up! And... it doesn't matter, In 20 years they will probably identify as a toaster!
cymor
Load them up in the leaf blower and send them back
ItsThoseZanyGermans
What ever happened to just posting a simple update on social media? Why throw a party about that? People are gonna politely clap & cheer 1/2
rulek
So you don't like other people having parties?
ItsThoseZanyGermans
one way or the other. Nobody's gonna boo if it's not the gender the parents for whatever reason maybe hoped for. Why the spectacle? SMH 2/2
Iwannaseeit
It's an excuse to have fun with friends
AmoAmasAmant
Gender reveals are stupid. I hope society stops them soon and goes back to just telling people they're having a boy or girl.
rulek
Why so bitter, it's just another reason to have a party with friends. As long as you don't cause fires and clean up your mess.
Imagaywolf
yeah yall keep saying that and my friend is now homeless, welcome to the wonderful world of shitty assholes ruining it for you sucks to suck
Imagaywolf
why so bitter idk just all of the fires and houses destroyed and needless lives loss so yall can bring a baby into the world.
reddrunn
Eh, I don't care for it myself but let people be happy and celebrate.
reddrunn
Ha. Maybe i'm drunk. Yeah that blue shit is a no go from me dawg. Celebrate but be a little self aware.
catsandcoke
I’d pick up every single piece of that and dump it back in their yard.
Evilpercy
With a clean up bill for your time.
xXxSTEVOxXx
Is there any way that they could have announced their fetus's penis without all the mess?
certainlynotaserialkiller
who the fuck holds a party at 7 in the fucking morning?
CheddarDreams
Wrong time on the camera
SciFiGuy2018
Looks like next there will be a gender reveal neighborhood clean-up!
cappun
That's fucking bullshit. Fuck gender reveals. So fucking stupid.
rulek
C'mon, don't go bitter, let people have their fun. They might just show up and clean up their mess on their own.
cappun
They might, you're absolutely right. I still think gender reveals are pretty fucking dumb.
afatrollofmyown
Why not have a real gender reveal when the child is 12 and able to actually make a decision for themselves? Not a fucking fetus genitals day
cappun
fencer1964
We chose not to find out until she was born. If we had found out we wouldn’t have told anyone until after.
Barkinsons
I only know this is a thing from the internet, around my place this isn't more than a small talk point
PreMalignant
6:57 a.m.? WTF?
IBroughtASpareDrainpipe
He has the clock set wrong on his camera, that's all.
NavaHo07
Idk that puppy is on wifi and appears to have some cell phone network connectivity. Probably gets timing automagically
RedAppleSoda
That’s not how cameras on phones work, plus this is a screenshot.
gingerpholife
This. I've only ever seen one camera with a correct clock...
supervillainsevilmoustache
Yikes, that’s part and parcel with why I installed security cams. That date and time stamp plus the image.
Restingbirchface
Thank you! I was looking for this comment
BabyBumbleBee3
Might be a security camera screenshot from footage the evening before
PreMalignant
Or is AM your provider…
YayItsMillerTime
Can't be called day drinking unless you start in the morning
skapanda616
zenoshogun
You had me at cake.
happyplantlady
Send them the bill after you hired some landscaper to clean up their mess
eFoodDiver
I was the one who had the reveal and we literally went and cleaned it up right after it went off ?
Lethous
Look at that yard, he ain’t hiring anyone.
SuddenlySarah
Or, you could be less of a passive aggressive douche, and just ask them to clean it up.
fiveclovers
UmamiMama
True, they probably would do it too.
eFoodDiver
I was the one that had the reveal and we went and cleaned it up right after it went off ? they are pretty neighbors
ThomasThundersword
exactly “y’all made a mess come clean it up” if they refuse then you hire it done and send them the bill. but give them the chance first.
sarcasmandgeneralloathing
Or you know… not having to ask grown adults to clean up after themselves
NightPainPoe
They are probably unaware tho. Caught up in what they are doing. Can still at least ask them.
Corrodias
I'm not interested in letting them roam my property. I will allow a professional crew to do so, but should I legally be required to let »
Corrodias
them do it personally? That said, you're right, you probably have a better case if you don't clean it before a court sees it.
Spark2510
Spotted the karen
stulfer
Ingur bitches about Karen's then gives Karen advice?!?! What if they didn't know it's in the neighbors yard, give them 1 chance to fix first
Aysling
... yes, asking people to clean up their own goddamed mess sounds so entitled /s Do you actually know what a Karen is?
mildlyinappropriate
Nah if they need to be asked to means they are oblivious to the consequences of their actions on others and don't deserve the courtesy.
ThomasThundersword
setting aside the fact asking is the moral thing to do. it would strengthen the case when you sue to have them pay the bill “we asked them>
ThomasThundersword
to clean it and they refused -proof here- so we had to hire it done”
rulek
Good on you Sarah, we don't need this bitterness. Sane people would show up to clean it up.
Euchre
Sane people would not blast litter all over the planet their children are going to need to live on.
PoppinLochNessHopster
Sane people don't have gender reveal parties.
happyplantlady
Then they shouldn’t be inconsiderate douche bags
stulfer
He has a point though it's a bit Karen to not give them the chance to right the wrong, especially since your still gonna live next door.
SuddenlySarah
The difference is you're doing it intentionally. They may not have predicted or realized what happened. You haven't even spoken to them.
SuddenlySarah
They may apologize and offer to clean it up. You just all salty cause you don't like gender reveal parties.
Dogman1227
You right that some are salty, but we all can admit that there some who wouldn't do what you say. Each case is different.
Shyamalabadingdong
Made me laugh and spittin facts; have an upvote
ILovedUnicornsFirst
I know this isn’t the point but the same thing happened to us and the rain took care of the mess.
PrPlump
"It's a cunt!"
EarthsChampion
Those people look like they may want to listen to some Slayer or Cannibal Corpse.
alvinthatsme
E N T I T E L E D
dart223
They would be getting every piece back, god people need to think beyond their self centered bubbles ..
Apothecarius
Yup, gonna rake the whole yard, bag it, walk right into their yard, and empty the bag. "It's a boy." Then walk off.
dart223
Shop vac and reverse it over the fence.
stonecoldpuma
While the party is still going on.
dart223
I like the way you think
somethingfunandwitty
A gender reveal party is such a narcissistic exercise. Honestly, no one cares.
melveys
But they do or people would stop attending. People are almost more excited to find out the gender than the actual birth
melveys
As an aside, I have never attended nor had a gender reveal party but people were very excited to find out my kids’ genders.
Pseudosim
Something something assuming gender autistic screeching something something. But yeah, surprised that crowd hasnt pitched a bitch about it.
undeadhobo
Considering the concept was invented by a family blogger and popularized by youtube family vloggers. Yeah, narcissism is a large part of it
CarInAVet
Uuuh the concept was invented by a couple who'd had several miscarriages and were celebrating getting that far in the pregnancy.
EmersonTheOdd
Time to quickly get a gas leaf blower and have at it. Not to clean it up but to make the other side not so happy with the noise.
JustAddMud
Petty. Just the way i like it.
Igotfourbedrats
dickbutttt
you wait to do that until the baby is born and sleeping
MarkySpaceMagnet
If they haven't cleaned it up by then, you would be completely justified
Fleaofpain
Filanwizard
Hopefully one of the big ghostbusters looking gas powered ones.
perlcat
Just don't cross the streams.
PhilipJFryIII
I had a neighbor once who had an electric blower that made the worst high pitched noise when it was running. They need one like that.
perlcat
At 3:00 AM.
CybrMeow
Make sure it's at around 5 am
MarkySpaceMagnet
With a newborn, it's always 4 am
StarscreamAndHutch
Just blow all that shit back over the fence.
somebodythatyouusetoknow
That's what I'd do.
Ydafuqitmattertho
Getting dust all over the cakes and in drinks "Hey congrats on the boy"
StarscreamAndHutch
Exactly.
yacko69
I like firing up my gas powered weed trimmer and reving it for no reason
BrovoFoxtrot
I’d take this opportunity to tune my bike, it’s 1000cc and I really got to work on the top end performance
ACatnippedKitty
Who are you, my neighbor at 4:30am?
DoesItThough
He might be on the other side, I'm the one with the supercharged LS running straight pipes.
ACatnippedKitty
Hell yeah brother, I just got some glasspacks, I'll bring my 426hemi to your side we can drink beer and yell all night, periodically revving
DoesItThough
That sounds like a bunch of freedom! Hell ya!
bobgunrunnersmith
Could be worse. No fire! I don't understand why people make it a production.
sleepwellfriend
It's a big deal to get far enough along in your pregnancy that birth can be determined. I heard the woman that popularized it had been 1/
sleepwellfriend
thru several miscarriages so the party was more about hitting that benchmark than rly caring which gender the babe was gonna be 2/2
EmperorSkiratta
Yes, this is the case. But even she has said the craze has gone too far.
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Snickt
These were happening way before any of that got huge.
ShiftingPattern
The first one was in 2008. Are you joking?
Snickt
Trans rights have only been a household word the past few years. Yes, I know trans rights were around before that.
ShiftingPattern
The winner of a major reality TV show in 2004 was transgender. Eddie Izzard has been making waves since the 80s. You're deluding yourself.
theatand
More like it is just another life event to monetize, see weddings, anniversaries, baby showers, graduation parties.
HogwartsAlumnus
We found out gender at birth. Less to-do and more anticipation. Also told everyone that we didn’t care what kind of clothes they got us.
IamTOOOLDforThisShite
My buddy told me he didn't want to know as then there'd be "nothing to look forward to". Uh ... sure.
HogwartsAlumnus
In the sense of nothing to assume based on certain gender then I could see that. I was glad to not have the preconceived notions
IamTOOOLDforThisShite
Whether you know the gender before the birth or after, your personal biases remain unchanged ... for good or bad.
hiyesthisissatan
Gender reveal parties in general cause no harm to anyone. People like to ne happy. Just let people be happy.
IamTOOOLDforThisShite
Oh REALLY??? I refer you to https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_people_injured_or_killed_at_gender_reveal_parties not to mention fires etc
Z3r0fux0r
All thanks to a one-upping
hiyesthisissatan
In general dude. You can point out cases of people being irresponsible but that doesn't change the fact that most of the time people are 1/2
IamTOOOLDforThisShite
"Gender reveals" are a stupid unnecessary narcissistic practice. https://i.redd.it/1n3bzihzz8m51.jpg
IamTOOOLDforThisShite
"It's a 'Little Boy'!" https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/gender-reveal-jokes-fb4-png__700__700.jpg
hiyesthisissatan
just celebrating and enjoying life. 2/2
flyingmonkeystick
For an average death less example, might I point out this post itself with all the confetti in OP’s yard?